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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Or as Ben Franklin said, "Fart proudly!". [:D]

He never said that. [:D]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Beats dying cowardly screaming "please don't hurt me!". [:D]

Now you know that thats not how humans roll. [:-][:)]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve


Of course the Klingons have scientists , who find new advances in war. And farmers who grow food for warriors. And even poet who write about......well, there is a bit of a trend here, but afterall , they are supposed to be Klingons Yuri. Poetry spouting flower children just don't make a good story. Earth gets invaded by ...Hippies? Sorry , no sale! [:D]

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Or at least certain parts of her anatomy![:)]

I understand she does have some outstanding features. I suppose it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Vulcans are, in fact, mammals.

What, she's got hair? [:'(]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
And those of us that used to watch Stargate SG-1 know that I got it right! Twit! [:D]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

OK, blast over....stand down from general quarters, set condition 3 , time to relax.......



till Onime wakes up![:D][:D][:D]

Go back to sleep. Nothing to see....move along. [:D]

OK, OK....wha?.....I'm awake. What did I miss? [:D]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Yes, he did. It was supposed to be the title of his autobiography published after his death , but the publisher chickened out. [:)]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: sprior

Can someone come over and setup widescreen with the new patch? I can't be bothered to research it properly. Oh, and the cat litter needs changing. And can you cut my toe nails too, they're such a long way away. Thanks.

Sure thing. I'll bring my 8" boning knives, rib cutters, poultry shears and #22 scalpel blades with me. I'll take care of those pesky nails in a gif, Sprior. What's your address?

Overkill anyone? [:)]

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ORIGINAL: sprior

Can someone come over and setup widescreen with the new patch? I can't be bothered to research it properly. Oh, and the cat litter needs changing. And can you cut my toe nails too, they're such a long way away. Thanks.

contract or permanent? [:)]

You want to have a permanent post as a toenail clipper? [X(]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Some do. Even today. [:D]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Yes. In amazing places. [:D] OK , she never said she was an actress, she is a model for crying out loud! Your supposed to look at her , not listen to her! [:D]

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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OK, blast over....stand down from general quarters, set condition 3 , time to relax.......



till Onime wakes up![:D][:D][:D]

Go back to sleep. Nothing to see....move along. [:D]

OK, OK....wha?.....I'm awake. What did I miss? [:D]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: gladiatt

Well, Steve, i feel sorry for you . [:(] ; keep the faith, old boy.

If you feel that bad, then why don't you and your spouse come out and visit us?[:D]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve


NAW! Overkill's my job! I'll bring the chain saw! [:D]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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Cool. And of course there will be airplanes. Lots and lots of airplanes. And beer.[:D]

American beer, mind you. [:-][:D]

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

How much does it pay? [&:] If it pays enough, I'm not proud! [:D]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk
Nebraska! Enjoy our flatness.

I've had the pleasure of meeting some girls from there. Luckily, the above is a strictly geographical reference. [:)]

ORIGINAL: Nikademus

If it's Rogue beer, it'll still be good.

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Only if I were looking for a feeling of cultural superiority! Or room and board and beer were free! If it was good beer (and it would be). [:D]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve

Well feeding to the horse , obviously! [:D]

Feed it steak?! [X(]