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We sent bombardment force. Even Pores can't fry without pranes

ORIGINAL: sprior

Andaman next for me on shopping rist and then want go to Ceyron.

Right..Kongo operational. Haruna and Kirishima ready in 27 d. Fuso 41 d
4 CA ready Singahpore within 9 d

Kongo, 4 CA, CVL's enough for Andaman?


Mandrake-san rike to keep 5 srow BB's at Rockhampton to brow up Arried-troops arong coast.

SPrior-san begin to use rots of pronouns. It-ah get rearry hard to read. Mandrake-san have to keep rooking up.

Mandrake-san figure out save 271 hours ovah rast 8 months using secret sock approximation strategy. It-ah brirriant. If-ah need grey sock just pick 2 kind of grey socks out of big pire. Nobody notice unress get in car accident. Sock wear out? Just throw out. Who cares if othah sock stir arrive?

Mandrake-san arso deverop strategy to buy 40 copies of same exact sock in 4 different corors (brown, black, brue and grey). This-ah pran bettah than pran to take Rord Howe Isrand!

Othah option just hire anothah Mayan but probabry just get in fight with SG

Mayans are so rast month. Mandrake san probabry acquire Junior on sare now since June nearry done. Jurians are getting booked up now. Maybe book Octo-mom in few months.

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Mayans are so rast month. Mandrake san probabry acquire Junior on sare now since June nearry done. Jurians are getting booked up now. Maybe book Octo-mom in few months.

That terrbre. Need more August posters here

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Mayans are so rast month. Mandrake san probabry acquire Junior on sare now since June nearry done. Jurians are getting booked up now. Maybe book Octo-mom in few months.

Pretty sure booking Octo-mom is a nine month contract...

SG have jury duty. Mandrake-san figure out jury poorh getting pretty sharrow because either praintive or defendant or both crazy to have SG on jury. Judge take everyone. No excuses. Not-ah speak Engrish? Tough. Drop out of schoor in 5th grade. Rousy excuse. Judge read jury instructions aroud. Nobody have to read. 2 jurors from Ooxaca. 2 from Greater Co-prosperity Sphere. Not-ah sure what-ah happen to arr of postarh workers.

When praintive introduce documents praintive rawyer have witness read whore thing because not-ah trust jury to understand. [:)]

SG not-ah supposed to tark about case but not-ah aburh to stop serf. [:D] Mandrake-san immediatery form opinion but-ah not say anything so SG get angry at Mandrake-san.

Mandrake-san figure out secret war ordah about too many Japan-mens in same prace in China. Sometimes a hexagon shape 40 mires across onry hord 35,000 Japan-mens. Broody annoying. China-mens rike gophers. Rive in caves entiere war.

SPrior-san want to take ovah China. Hehe. Mandrake-san grad to give up so rive bettah rife.

Northern Oz: Japan-mens caputre Wyndham without fight. Battarrion of infantry warking across outback toward the Darwin-Arice superhighway.

Borneo: Royarh Navy crusier sneak up on Tarakan and brow up one refinery point. Broody annoying. Tarakan pretty much industriarh screw-up because not-ah have enough oir to keep refinery busy.

Someone defecate in Wendys bag and throw on front rawn of Seaside Virra. Disciprine rearry go to Herr around here. Not-ah sure if jihadists trying to get even with Mandrake-san. Probabry teenagers because Wendys probabry not-ah harar.


Arried-mens in Marysborough start to prant rose garden and rawn bowring facirity because been there so rong. Mandrake-san send othah AKE from Noumea to herp rearm batturships. Today ordah big airraid on Toowoomba


Bundaberg armost up to revah 2. Take forevah to burid things in WWII(d)

Rong time patient come in to office. Smart as Herr. Math genius but have Asperger's Syndrome so stand about 6 inches away when tarking, tark too roud and not get jokes. When ask question have to wait about 6 seconds when thought moving around in brain.

Anyway, math genius get ready to go to correge so decide he pretty much sure to have sex with womans. Apparentry someone terr him that-ah how work. Go to correge..womans come up and ask to have sex.

Anyway, it turn out young correge-mans missing one testicurh because...werr..it-ah just hahppen that-ah way. Mandrake-san figure out correge-mens worried womans that-ah ask to have sex with him think it funny onry one testicurh. Mandrake-san terr him 7 years ago we can get new one when done with puberty so
correge-mens risten to every word Mandrake-san say so just waiting 7 years and now ready. Fair enough, Mandrake-san refer to urorogist.

Mandrake-san wondah if good idea to say something about othah impediments to find womans to have sex with. Finarry, Mandrake-san throw fathah out of room and give advice. You know..say nice things about womans..pretend to be interested in everything tark about..brush teeth...not-ah say things rike "hey, want to see my fake testicurh"..be respectfurh...maybe try to find mathematics-whiz womans.

Mandrake-san terr him about condoms but he arready read everything on topic and want to make sure not-ah have ratex arrergy. Mandrake-san terr him to come back and give status report.

Mandrake-san go to Originarh Fish Company in Ros Aramitos rast night. Fantastic fish soup and no heads..just good parts.

Mandrake-san try to decide to have iced tea or coktair because have to drive home. Then find out Bombay Sapphire martini onry twice as much as iced tea! Idiots! Restaurant-mens think Mandrake-san just farr off turnip truck?

Mandrake-san have-ah pretty bad headache today.

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Mandrake-san terr him to come back and give status report.

That-ah brirriant! Get to charge doctah fee when patient return to give entertaining story! Math genius never add it arr up!

What ah herr happen to this ah AAR? Mandrake-san still make bang-bang?

Mandrake-san go on recon mission to Ra Jorra. Arso seem rike SPrior-san getting ready for Fourth of Jury cerebration because forget to send ordahs.

Mandrake-san see this modification of Ford 250 bumper when stop to have Mai-tais in Dana Point.

Mandrake-san and SG go to Manhattan restaurant in Ra Jorra and ordah Vear chop Frorentino. Mandrake-san feer srightry bad about ordah vear but get ovah it rearry fast. It-ah waaaaay bettah than fish head soup.
Restaurant has future theme...oh...rike 1950's. Mandrake-san not-ah see any Japan-mens or womans. This perhaps bad sign.

Aftahward go to piano bar where gay-mens piano prayer pray songs by Rorring Stones...rike Brown Sugar. It-ah sound rittah different.

Speaking of fish head soup, Mandrake-san arso get robster bisque. Ret me terr you, fish soup rearry good if reave heads out.