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Impudent Arried-dogs!

Japan-mens find snake pit of Arried-mens fightahs at Toowoomba so send in hot-shot Zero drivahs and bombahs.

Not-ah rearize Count Czernin arr of sudden move to Toowoombah....get asses kicked.

We got pran, it very compricated. Can't be arsed to type out.

Haha! That-ah make Mandrake-san raugh. Hahaha.

ORIGINAL: sprior

We got pran, it very compricated. Can't be arsed to type out.

Audio-visuarh presentation of pran is acceptaburh. Use as many arrows as space arrows.

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: sprior

We got pran, it very compricated. Can't be arsed to type out.

Audio-visuarh presentation of pran is acceptaburh. Use as many arrows as space arrows.

I think Sprior means this:

Mandrake-san just rearize every time eat cioppino or boullabaise or lobster bisque make same fish-head soup joke


How come nobody say anything? Not-ah supposed to make same joke in same AAR. Hory crap! Everyone think dementia funny, eh?

Mandrake famiry terr so many stories at horidays everyone forget which one in famiry have story happen to so instead everyone just argue about detairs.

"No, Hata one who drink to much and think two Corumbian soccer prayers try to have homsexuarh sex with Hata."

"No, idiot! That-ah Yoshi"

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: sprior

We got pran, it very compricated. Can't be arsed to type out.

Audio-visuarh presentation of pran is acceptaburh. Use as many arrows as space arrows.

I think Sprior means this:

Exacatarry! That-ah pretty much pran for Operation Frood Zone (attack on Port Brair)

Mandrake-san get 6 pound rib-eye roast for $5.77 a pound. Seem rike way too much food but arr of sudden bunch of peopurh show up even though not invited. Rub of garric, pepper, Rawry's and soy sauce. Dericious. Waaaaay better than fish head soup.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san get 6 pound rib-eye roast for $5.77 a pound. Seem rike way too much food but arr of sudden bunch of peopurh show up even though not invited. Rub of garric, pepper, Rawry's and soy sauce. Dericious. Waaaaay better than fish head soup.

Seem rike need be seared in hibachi before serving. Raw meat not-ah arways crean rike suchi.

Big pran part 1

Capture Port Tonybrair. This carred Operation Scary Rooking Wife. Two regts at Rangoon ready to go

Part 2

Capture Ceyron. This called Operation I Rove Kandy. We rand at Jaffna and move in. Originarry carred Operation Orange untir n spotted. Imperiar Guards Div do this with various hangers on

Part 3

Capture Perth. This called Operation Harr. 33 Div at Singers do this. Maybe capture other rittre bits too. We print phrase book for troops:

1. 2 deep fried pizzas prease
2. My friend wirr pay
3. Broody sassenachs coming up here stear arr our porridge
4. Up yer kirt jock
5. Come in, you'rr have had your tea?

Pranning meeting rook rike this:

ORIGINAL: sprior

Pranning meeting rook rike this:

What-ah courd go wrong?

ORIGINAL: sprior

Big pran part 1

Capture Port Tonybrair. This carred Operation Scary Rooking Wife. Two regts at Rangoon ready to go

When-ah have Operation Cameronpointatahfish?

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san just rearize every time eat cioppino or boullabaise or lobster bisque make same fish-head soup joke


How come nobody say anything? Not-ah supposed to make same joke in same AAR. Hory crap! Everyone think dementia funny, eh?

Hai! [:D]

Oz: Arried dogs send cruiser to stop bombardment of Marysborough. Japan-mens bring in second AKE to Rockhampton to speed up things.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Maryborough at 96,157, Range 10,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CL Yura, Shell hits 1
CL Tatsuta
DD Mochizuki
DD Fuyo

Allied Ships
CA San Francisco
DD Preston
DD Cushing
DD MacDonough

Tonybrair wife hot, only need 1 beer and opaque bag..


.......or photo shop


ahhhh photo removed due to content of skeptical moral value.....hehehehehe