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Hai! Japan-mens try that arready. Send down Speciarh Navarh Randing Force, combat engineers and bunch of Ronsons when Toowoomba not-ah have so many Arried-dogs. Japan-mens troop convoy stop to ret Koara cross highway and 30 B-17's show up and brow up most of combat engineers in two days. A few engineers wark arr of way back to Rockhampton but mostry rie around in fetarh position arr day.

AHHH SOOO How he spot you moving?

Surprised he saw you moving, he must have recon "commanders choice" on.





Maybe Japans men stop screwing around and provide more quality recon. HAI!

Someone terr Dave pirot-mans that taxi too fast for fishing! Onry attract Barracudas (which are on British side)...

Mandrake-san go to 80's themed birthday party rast weekend but Mandrake-san thow away Membahs Onry jacket 2 weeks ago and have to go to work so send SG out to find costume.

Mandrake-san go as ord guy wearing Nirvana T-shirt

Mandrake-san hear this on short wave today. Hahaha. Not-ah hear in rong time. Ryrics pretty funny because Mandrake-san rearize beginning to say "Hai!" and bow head quickry even at supermarket or pretty much anywhere when supposed to say "yes". It-ah funny to see reaction.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san hear this on short wave today. Hahaha. Not-ah hear in rong time. Ryrics pretty funny because Mandrake-san rearize beginning to say "Hai!" and bow head quickry even at supermarket or pretty much anywhere when supposed to say "yes". It-ah funny to see reaction.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww

You-ah rearry think so?

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Someone terr Dave pirot-mans that taxi too fast for fishing! Onry attract Barracudas (which are on British side)...

BBfanboy probabry wrong. Pirot-mans name is ah rikery Hideki, Isoruku or Keiji. Not Dave.

Mandrake-san notice Saurh, the Mexico-mens gardener with Jewish-mens name seem rike depressed aftah Pocahantas Girh move out and not-ah have Saurh trim bush any more

So, in effort to show Mandrake-san very sensitive, Mandrake-san mention to SG. SG surprise Mandrake-san and say Suarh say "Hey, Starker Girh rook sexy today" when go out to command car. [:@] OK, Mandrake-san not-ah so sensitive any more.

Mandrake-san arso find out something about PG at big MASH party at Seaside Virra. Two martinis rike truth serum for SG.

Anyway, at big MASH party, "sistah" of PG (not-ah rearry sistah just spend rot of time togethah as kids) bring ovah young man so PG have someone to dance with. Onry probrem, young man see mothah of patient of SG who at party without rich Arabia-mens husband who mothah of patient actuary hate.

It-ah get rittah bit compricated here. Mothah of patient extremery fit with farmer jeans that fit amazingry werr and big breastesses too. This-ah probabry why rich Arabia-mens marry. Anyway, Mandrake-san not-ah onry one notice amazingry werr fitted farmer pants. Mens friend of sistah, who not-ah rearry sistah, who supposed to dance with
Pocahantas Girh arso notice and reave party with mothah of SG patient. Probabry want to tark about farmer pants.

Now, here part Mandrake-san not-ah arready know. PG get depressed and stay at Rosie's Cantina (inside Seaside Virra) and drink martinis and eat arr of Mandrake-san orives. This-ah part 100% predictaburh, rike fight between 90 experience Zero pirot and Brewster Baffaro. Sistah of PG arso drink rots of martinis and want to have sex with Mandrake-san. This arso predictaburh but Mandrake-san not-ah have enough martinis so turn down sistah of PG. PG and sistah of PG not-ah safe to drive so SG terr them can sreep on ord mattress (but not couch) and Mandrake-san take away keys. Now, here funny part. Two womans drink too much now rike femare worves in heat but arr of mens go away so just take off crothes and rorr around naked with each othah. Mandrake-san not-ah ask SG exact detairs. Arready too much information.

Good thing not-ah rearry sistahs, eh?

Rest of March 13---


Andaman Sea: Pesky Royarh Navy-mens get spanking.

ight Time Surface Combat, near Tavoy at 52,57, Range 1,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CL Sendai, Shell hits 6
DD Arashi
DD Michishio
DD Inazuma
DD Satsuki, Shell hits 1

Allied Ships
CL Dauntless
CL Capetown
CL Colombo, Shell hits 1
DD Isis, Shell hits 1
DE Starling, Shell hits 4

Some DD's row on ammo but not compretery out.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Tavoy at 52,58, Range 1,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Yamakaze
DD Ikazuchi
DD Ayanami
DD Minazuki, Shell hits 4, heavy fires, heavy damage

Allied Ships
CL Dauntless
CL Capetown
CL Colombo, Shell hits 16, Torpedo hits 2, and is sunk
DD Isis
DE Starling

Nerrs not very dangerous from 12,000 feet.

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Tavoy at 52,57

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid detected at 71 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 28 minutes

Japanese aircraft
G3M2 Nell x 34
Ki-43-Ia Oscar x 14

No Japanese losses

Allied Ships
CL Dauntless, Bomb hits 1
CL Capetown

Kates from Rangoon.

Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Tavoy at 52,57

Weather in hex: Partial cloud

Raid detected at 38 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 16 minutes

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 6
B5N1 Kate x 7
Ki-43-Ic Oscar x 8

No Japanese losses

Allied Ships
CL Dauntless, Bomb hits 1, on fire

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Arready too much information.

Ah-so sorry. Chickenboy-san disagree. Since when is there *evah* too much information about this sort of thing? Prease to provide pictures too. Domo! [&o]

Damn dutch torpedo boats getting steroids from coach of East German womans swimming team. And dodge surface escort.


Night Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,102, Range 1,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CL Tama
DD Hakaze
DD Nokaze
DD Namikaze
APD Shimakaze, Shell hits 7, Torpedo hits 2, and is sunk
DD Kiku
DD Tsuta
PB Chosa Maru
PB Eiko Maru
AK Hirokawa Maru
AK Sado Maru
AK Sakura Maru
AK Sasako Maru
AK Kyushu Maru
AK Tosan Maru
xAK Kashii Maru
xAK Koryu Maru
xAK Fushimi Maru
xAK Toho Maru, Torpedo hits 2, and is sunk
AMC Saigon Maru
xAK Lyons Maru
xAK Toba Maru, Torpedo hits 2, on fire
xAK Toyama Maru
xAK Tusima Maru
xAK Ryoyo Maru
xAK Gosei Maru, Shell hits 4
xAK Hokuriku Maru
xAK Kiyozumi Maru
xAK Nihonka Maru
xAK Nojima Maru

Allied Ships
TM-5
TM-7
TM-11
TM-13
TM-14, Shell hits 1

Japanese ground losses:
685 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 11 destroyed, 15 disabled
Engineers: 44 destroyed, 2 disabled
Guns lost 5 (5 destroyed, 0 disabled)

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Arready too much information.

Ah-so sorry. Chickenboy-san disagree. Since when is there *evah* too much information about this sort of thing? Prease to provide pictures too. Domo! [&o]

Where Mandrake-san supposed to get pictures. It-ah 1942.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Arready too much information.

Ah-so sorry. Chickenboy-san disagree. Since when is there *evah* too much information about this sort of thing? Prease to provide pictures too. Domo! [&o]

Where Mandrake-san supposed to get pictures. It-ah 1942.

Nikon makey spy-cam. Very smarr. Fit in parm of hand. Use the *other* hand, prease.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Sistah of PG arso drink rots of martinis and want to have sex with Mandrake-san. This arso predictaburh but Mandrake-san not-ah have enough martinis so turn down sistah of PG.

This-ah rearry sad! Mandrake-san become doctah so cannot pray doctah with womens because it is work. Work spoir so much of chirdhood innocence ...[:(]

Actuarry, it-ah not that compricated. Sistah of PG just not-ah very attractive.

Arso, if SG find out, Mandrake-san get Bobbitized.

***************Seaside Virra*****************

Mandrake-san: <puts down psychorogy book> Intersting. Mandrake-san wondah what Erickson rever at.