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Joke my young nephew told me recently.

"Uncle Paul, what do you get if you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic?"



"About Halfway!":D

Bad Joke # 1

Timmy: Mommy! Mommy! I need to to go pee!

Mother: Let me finish talking with your grandmother and I'll take you to the bathroom.

Timmy: Can grandma take me?

Mother: Why?

Timmy: Her hand shakes.

Bad Joke # 2

At dusk two hikers are trying to figure out how to cross a stream without getting wet when another hiker comes along with a flashlight and asks them what they're doing. After being told he tells them "I know how you can get across. I'll shine my flashlight across the stream and you two can walk across on the beam." The tow hikers looked at each other in amazement. Then one said "Do you think we're stupid? We'll get half way across and then you'll turn off your flashlight!"

Originally posted by tanjman
Bad Joke # 2

At dusk two hikers are trying to figure out how to cross a stream without getting wet when another hiker comes along with a flashlight and asks them what they're doing. After being told he tells them "I know how you can get across. I'll shine my flashlight across the stream and you two can walk across on the beam." The tow hikers looked at each other in amazement. Then one said "Do you think we're stupid? We'll get half way across and then you'll turn off your flashlight!"

You guys have gone way beyond just "bad" now.

I agree...


OK, but here's another one:

What's the worst kind of map in a desert?
-Sandpaper!

LOL!:D



Regards, von Rundstedt (OB WEST)

http://www.time.com/time/cartoons/20020405/7.html