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As you aggresively thrust your Sherman forward...without any recon...

"Oh Shit...Tiger"

THUNK!

"Avvoo iivana, kuolema kolkuttelee" (Finnish AT-man with Panzerschreck/Molotov Cocktail goes near T-34 and launch/throw...)
Translation: "Open the door Russian, Death is knocking":-D

Originally posted by Ilja Varha:
"Eat it all and LIKE IT!" (my commandos killing a 88 after it killed a platoon of tanks)

"Ku siun naama sattuu tuon heksan kohall ni sit siul tul noutaja" (Finn sniper watching at company of Russian infantry moving in. Translation: "When your face hits that hex then you'll see your master" or something like that...)

"Ryssä Per****" (when russians flank my Finns. Translation: "G***A** Russian!")

"It's four o'clock? Why can't I remember what was for lunch?" (at 4 AM)

Wife- "Are you still playing with that stupid computer"
Me- "yah-yah, I will be done in a minute"
Wife- "Well we are going to eat without you"
Me- "yah-yah, be done in a second"

"What we've got here is...failure...to communicate."

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After that pregnant pause when the shell explodes on the enemy tank and you wait to see the icon of the enemy AFV pop into smoke and flame...

"Yessss..."

"Come and get it, you b*st**ds!"

"Eet lood! Moederf****rs!"

"Now where in H**l did that tank come from?"

"Come on lads, For King and Country"

While playing the Spanish Republicans and assaulting, "One for Democracy!, One for the Working Class! "Eriotza urde Falanxari! (Death to Fascist Pigs!)"

troopie

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Pamwe Chete

Well there's:-

a) Shoot you idiot! Shoot back stupid! Why dont you SHOOOOOOOOOOOT?

B) Don't shoot at that! Hold fire halfwits! Ah, Shit.

C) HA! Another victory for the old reverse slope defence.



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Wait for Death. There's a choice?
Recon

When 88 opens fire ineffectually at max range, thus blowing the perfect ambush


Awww @#$%, forgot to set the goddamn range again!

In campaigns as German vs Poles

How the hell did they get so many tanks!

"Careful guys, one of these T-43 spawners has to be nearby..."

and the old classical:

"That was on purpose!"

[This message has been edited by Dauphin (edited July 18, 2000).]

Yes Honey, I'm playing SP.

No Honey, I'm not playing the Germans.

Heard every night for 5 years....True

You all have my sympathy!..

Wild Bill

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In Arduis Fidelis
Wild Bill Wilder
Coordinator, Scenario Design
Matrix Games

after a very late nite on the pc arriving at work-"whats those awfull indentations all over your forhead" my replay i fell asleep on my key board agian!!!!!!!!!


early morning phone call to the boss(sounding really sick voice)boss i can't make it today i have a bad migrian.(after hanging up the phone)YIPPIEEEEEE now where did those t-34s go to?

Well I am still downloading spwar, (14 hours to go, woo hoo!) But let me speak from my Panzer General experience. (Did anyone ever finish any of the allied campaigns? That game was stinking hard!) Being American, part german, part korean, and *breath* part american indian, you can imagine the things that come out of my mouth. All these sides seem to fight with the other. "Caught ya eating kraut again!" Those batterys can hurt! Run away! Run away! Mind you I always edit myself. Ok, so they were not funny. :roll eyes:

What else is there to say as my T-34s get slaughtered by incredibly accurate Kraut gunnery in the barbaric Bridges of Borisov.?

*Bangs head on desktop*

F**K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...sorry about that but it makes me feel better.

Favourite SPWAW sayings?

I guess my favourite would be "Yeah and don't come back" although that saying is nowhere near as commonly said as "You joucy b@st@rd!" or "So much for my commandos then" or "Oh no, not again".