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RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:18 pm
by Orm
Since time moves from the past to the future in sequence events with intervals between them that quantify a change in objects in the space-time continuum the current time is the present interval between those moments. In order to define that moment on a time scale one had to quantify the rate at with those object travel. One object that could be used to quantify the change is one grain of sand. In my present location that grain of sand is affected by gravity and therefore moves at a certain speed unless it is affected by another force than gravity. And if I drop one grain of sand, that is only affected by gravity, after another at an even rate then that could be used as a method to measure the passing of the time. Therefore follows that the current time is a interval between two grain of sand falls.
In short. The current time is after a grain of sand falls.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:25 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: Orm
Since time moves from the past to the future in sequence events with intervals between them that quantify a change in objects in the space-time continuum the current time is the present interval between those moments. In order to define that moment on a time scale one had to quantify the rate at with those object travel. One object that could be used to quantify the change is one grain of sand. In my present location that grain of sand is affected by gravity and therefore moves at a certain speed unless it is affected by another force than gravity. And if I drop one grain of sand, that is only affected by gravity, after another at an even rate then that could be used as a method to measure the passing of the time. Therefore follows that the current time is a interval between two grain of sand falls.
In short. The current time is after a grain of sand falls.
Orm, that is very impressive(no sarcasm) and interesting.
But I have no sand. Any further suggestions?
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:25 pm
by warspite1
I don't have time for this......
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:37 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
I don't have time for this......
Good one, had to think about it for a few seconds,
Then what do you have time for? Reading Stephen Ambrose's "Peanut Brittle-The Definitive Account"??
Fun fact:Peanut Brittle was discovered accidentally when an Egyptian, Paharoh(NO RELATION), was making Maḥshi ḥamām(pigeon stuffed with rice). Go figure.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:42 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
I don't have time for this......
Good one, had to think about it for a few seconds,
Then what do you have time for? Reading Stephen Ambrose's "Peanut Brittle-The Definitive Account"??
Fun fact:Peanut Brittle was discovered accidentally when an Egyptian, Paharoh(NO RELATION), was making Maḥshi ḥamām(pigeon stuffed with rice). Go figure.
Warspite1
Ambrose never mentioned anything about this! Boy that author is full of ..........
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:46 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
I don't have time for this......
Good one, had to think about it for a few seconds,
Then what do you have time for? Reading Stephen Ambrose's "Peanut Brittle-The Definitive Account"??
Fun fact:Peanut Brittle was discovered accidentally when an Egyptian, Paharoh(NO RELATION), was making Maḥshi ḥamām(pigeon stuffed with rice). Go figure.
Warspite1
Ambrose never mentioned anything about this! Boy that author is full of ..........
Actually Ambrose missed that fact. It was written about extensively by Tacitus, in his little know classic "The Most Important Discoveries in History"!!
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:52 pm
by planner 3
Hell you had the "correct time" all the time, correct spelling is T-I-M-E therfore you had the correct time.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:55 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: planner 3
Hell you had the "correct time" all the time, correct spelling is T-I-M-E therfore you had the correct time.
That creative attempt earns you 1 cup of peanut brittle. Please email warspite1 or Terminus your mailing address and they will send you what you deserve.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:03 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
Good one, had to think about it for a few seconds,
Then what do you have time for? Reading Stephen Ambrose's "Peanut Brittle-The Definitive Account"??
Fun fact:Peanut Brittle was discovered accidentally when an Egyptian, Paharoh(NO RELATION), was making Maḥshi ḥamâm(pigeon stuffed with rice). Go figure.
Warspite1
Ambrose never mentioned anything about this! Boy that author is full of ..........
Actually Ambrose missed that fact. It was written about extensively by Tacitus, in his little know classic "The Most Important Discoveries in History"!!
Warspite1
Mmmmm Tacitus is a just a show off - he knows nothing. BTW - what's the time?
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:13 pm
by parusski
warspite1 it is time for a glass of Peanut Brittle Smoothie-at precisely 17:14:22:21:20 BEEP BEEP BEEP
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:18 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
warspite1 it is time for a glass of Peanut Brittle Smoothie-at precisely 17:14:22:21:20 BEEP BEEP BEEP
Warspite1
Maybe in your neck of the woods it is - but over here its time for a jolly nice cup of tea [:)] spiffing what?.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:20 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
warspite1 it is time for a glass of Peanut Brittle Smoothie-at precisely 17:14:22:21:20 BEEP BEEP BEEP
Warspite1
Maybe in your neck of the woods it is - but over here its time for a jolly nice cup of tea [:)] spiffing what?.
spiffing
Sure, if you "SPIFF" it up with....wait...wait...insert two words here________ _______(hint-it rhymes with Peanut Brittle)!
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:21 pm
by parusski
I will give away a special prize if anyone can tell me what time Peanut Brittle is typically eaten in Nauru.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:26 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
I will give away a special prize if anyone can tell me what time Peanut Brittle is typically eaten in Nauru.
Warspite1
I know this!!!
Its snack time. BTW isn't Nauru the smallest country in the world or something like that?
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:29 pm
by Orm
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
warspite1 it is time for a glass of Peanut Brittle Smoothie-at precisely 17:14:22:21:20 BEEP BEEP BEEP
Warspite1
Maybe in your neck of the woods it is - but over here its time for a jolly nice cup of tea [:)] spiffing what?.
Tea time is actually the only time that counts.[:)]
Edit: I'll spiff up the tea with warm water.
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:31 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Orm
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: parusski
warspite1 it is time for a glass of Peanut Brittle Smoothie-at precisely 17:14:22:21:20 BEEP BEEP BEEP
Warspite1
Maybe in your neck of the woods it is - but over here its time for a jolly nice cup of tea [:)] spiffing what?.
Tea time is actually the only time that counts.[:)]
Edit: I'll spiff up the tea with warm water.
Warspite1
And what time is tea time in Swedensville?
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:36 pm
by Orm
And what time is tea time in Swedensville?
Tea time, of course.
I would take it with Peanut Brittle but, alas, we Swedes are are so barbaric that we do not have any.[:(]
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:40 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: Orm
And what time is tea time in Swedensville?
Tea time, of course.
I would take it with Peanut Brittle but, alas, we Swedes are are so barbaric that we do not have any.[:(]
Warspite1
Serious point for a second. Does anyone know what Peanut Brittle is? Is it real? Has anyone actually tasted it if it is?
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:46 pm
by Orm
Serious point for a second. Does anyone know what Peanut Brittle is? Is it real? Has anyone actually tasted it if it is?
Never heard of it before. I had to look it up on wikipedia. Sounds tasty.
I find it funny that the wiki page points out that Peanut Brittle was "Not created in Bakersfield".
RE: Do you have the time?
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:48 pm
by Orm
And now it is time for me to sip on my freshly brewed cup of tea. And watch something on TV.