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RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:08 pm
by Gilmer
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: H Gilmer
Reposted from a fellow Crimson Tider....
I drink beer and eat sausages. I sell smart-ass comments on the commodities market and I train my dog to do stupid tricks. I climb ladders and replace light bulbs, I drive to the grocery store when necessary. I float in the tub. When I'm feeling saucy I smoke a cee-gar. I run like the wind and can sing the Alan O'Day hit "Undercover Angel" without snickering.
I sell subscriptions to obscure newsletters. I read Sun Tzu. I play darts with the less gifted. I go to malls and look menacing. I taunt the overweight and then run away.
I stomp grapes. I dance like Nietzsche and live like Thoreau. I wobble but I don't fall down.
I pontificate. I cat-call and heckle. I smoke turkeys. I don't eat the pasta-salad.
I make paper airplanes during meetings. I enter contests where the first prize is a go-cart and can't sleep when the drawing date is near.
I shop and save. I fight my urges and lose on purpose. I watch "Gilligans Island" and dig Ginger. I watch "I Dream of Jeannie" and wonder how long I'd put up with Air-Force crap with that little magical snuggle bunny at home in her jammies.
I found Waldo. I dress accordingly. I sit still during church. I giggle when teachers say "asphalt" or "Uranus".
But most of all.... I love the Tide!
Do I qualify?
OOOHHHH, sorry H Gilmer-girl, but the Tide remark disqualifies you - for every thing. We Volunteer loyalists simply HATE you people!!!!
Other than having a mental handicap caused by the ugly color crimson, it sounds as though you have a great life.
Orange: The color you take when Red is already taken. How's the Great Pumpkin, eh eh eh?
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:13 pm
by parusski
4. my secondary goal would be to restructure all hex based current games to random shape based games
I like all your reasons, but number 4 is really brilliant.[:D]
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:14 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: H Gilmer
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: H Gilmer
Reposted from a fellow Crimson Tider....
I drink beer and eat sausages. I sell smart-ass comments on the commodities market and I train my dog to do stupid tricks. I climb ladders and replace light bulbs, I drive to the grocery store when necessary. I float in the tub. When I'm feeling saucy I smoke a cee-gar. I run like the wind and can sing the Alan O'Day hit "Undercover Angel" without snickering.
I sell subscriptions to obscure newsletters. I read Sun Tzu. I play darts with the less gifted. I go to malls and look menacing. I taunt the overweight and then run away.
I stomp grapes. I dance like Nietzsche and live like Thoreau. I wobble but I don't fall down.
I pontificate. I cat-call and heckle. I smoke turkeys. I don't eat the pasta-salad.
I make paper airplanes during meetings. I enter contests where the first prize is a go-cart and can't sleep when the drawing date is near.
I shop and save. I fight my urges and lose on purpose. I watch "Gilligans Island" and dig Ginger. I watch "I Dream of Jeannie" and wonder how long I'd put up with Air-Force crap with that little magical snuggle bunny at home in her jammies.
I found Waldo. I dress accordingly. I sit still during church. I giggle when teachers say "asphalt" or "Uranus".
But most of all.... I love the Tide!
Do I qualify?
OOOHHHH, sorry H Gilmer-girl, but the Tide remark disqualifies you - for every thing. We Volunteer loyalists simply HATE you people!!!!
Other than having a mental handicap caused by the ugly color crimson, it sounds as though you have a great life.
Orange: The color you take when Red is already taken. How's the Great Pumpkin, eh eh eh?
Red is the color people show when it is discovered they attended Alabama.
TitanW, I have rope.
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:46 am
by Rtwfreak
I would actually make printed manuals for "all" games and not charge extra for them. [:D]
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:50 am
by DivePac88
1/ Because I'm an Emu from New Zealand.
2/ Also because I wear an Indian braided leather/copper/bead bracelet. [;)]
3/ But mainly because I do really strange things to bread. [X(]
4/ And finally because I [replacement word] swear. [:'(]
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:31 am
by Anguille
Because i would be working on a game that would please only me....
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:25 pm
by SLAAKMAN
1. I am old....er.
2. I drink alot of coffee
3. I like to sit now, when doing number 2 above.
4. I would want free games
5. I may show up late now, well probley most of the time.
6. Open Cell phone use....
7. And sleep at my desk.....big desk
8. A desk bigger than Erik's
9. Believe everything on my resume.
10.Last but not least, never ever stress me out and must be home to watch the Big Bang Theory.
I just took a second look at that list Tian. Thats some pretty darn good Slaakery youve got going on there I must admit. Id maybe split a hair or two on it but its still rather glorious indeed. For that I award you the video of the day;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BFxjDryrBE
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:28 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: Anguille
Because i would be working on a game that would please only me....
You just won 1st place for best post. We will be sending you 33 pounds of Brazilian Peanut Brittle.
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:31 am
by Anguille
ORIGINAL: parusski
ORIGINAL: Anguille
Because i would be working on a game that would please only me....
You just won 1st place for best post. We will be sending you 33 pounds of Brazilian Peanut Brittle.
ehm...thank you...?
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:33 pm
by Josh
You folks can't hire me because I'm wearing these;
No honestly.
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:40 pm
by Titanwarrior89
Wow, you are Soooo not hired.[:o][:D]
ORIGINAL: Josh
You folks can't hire me because I'm wearing these;
No honestly.
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:58 pm
by Mobius
1. I run with scissors.
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:04 pm
by Titanwarrior89
ORIGINAL: Mobius
1. I run with scissors.
[:D]Hahahaha[X(]
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:18 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: DivePac88
3/ But mainly because I do really strange things to bread. [X(]
warspite1
Wow - we have a lot in common. I shouldn't be hired because I like to do strange things to Water Melons!
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:17 pm
by parusski
ORIGINAL: warspite1
ORIGINAL: DivePac88
3/ But mainly because I do really strange things to bread. [X(]
warspite1
Wow - we have a lot in common. I shouldn't be hired because I like to do strange things to Water Melons!
After putting the melons in the microwave??
Personally I prefer the melons my wife presents me every evening...
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:42 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: H Gilmer
Do I qualify?
Oh....so close. You had me until "I love the Tide." No front-runners need apply, it appears.
[:'(]
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:45 am
by Chickenboy
3/ But mainly because I do really strange things to bread. [X(]
No, no and no! Where you choose to put your 'thing' is none of our business. Until you put in in some bread you offer us. Please see "American Pie" and then get back to us. Until then, your application is rejected. [:-]
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:29 am
by wodin
Because I moan...oh and I have 666 on me head..
edit: can't believe it Chickenboy..you would have posted last!!! again nothing to do with you;)
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:41 am
by ilovestrategy
ORIGINAL: parusski
After putting the melons in the microwave??
Personally I prefer the melons my wife presents me every evening...
Thanks for nothing Steiner, my wife is wondering why I burst out laughing. [:D]
RE: Fun thread.....why Matrix Shouldn't Hire YOu!
Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:06 pm
by Rtwfreak
Personally I prefer the melons my wife presents me every evening
Yeah Yeah Picture of you standing beside her or it isn't so.