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ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Greyshaft
Blame the Illuminati? No, we had nothing to do with it. The idea was considered at our meeting in Q1/41 but it was discarded in favor of assisting Adolph's plan for the secret base in Antarctica. We are powerful but there are limits to how many projects we can keep going at one time.

warspite1
You guys get everywhere........ Come on level with us. Where is Elvis?

On April 8 1977 the punk band The Clash's debut album The Clash is released in the UK on CBS Records. Sales were acceptable and by August the potential for an identity change looked good. You work it out from here ...

warspite1

Ahhh...was this:

The Secret Meeting that Changed Punk Music and Destroyed a Generation?

Don't you mean 1942?

ORIGINAL: Sharkosaurus rex

Don't you mean 1942?

warspite1

You will have to ask SLAAKMAN, its his gig.

Sharkosaurus rex

Don't you mean 1942?

warspite1

You will have to ask SLAAKMAN, its his gig.

When I said 1941, I meant 1941! Silly W1-Newblette will verify his losses in the desert as Western Desert Force quickly disintigrates into the sand.

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

Sharkosaurus rex

Don't you mean 1942?

warspite1

You will have to ask SLAAKMAN, its his gig.

When I said 1941, I meant 1941! Silly W1-Newblette will verify his losses in the desert as Western Desert Force quickly disintigrates into the sand.

warspite1

Nope. I will simply put the 43rd Wessex Division [&o] on the Egyptian / Libyan border. They will be flanked by HMS Warspite sitting off the coast; her polished 15-inchers gleaming in the Mediterranean sun. As soon as SLAAKMAN's barmy army head into range a devastating barrage from the Grand Old Lady, combined with a well timed volley from the West Countrymen will see Rommel and his girlfriend Graziani quickly heading back to Tripoli. The British will soon be in Benghazi - just in time for tea and medals etc etc.

warspite1

Nope. I will simply put the 43rd Wessex Division on the Egyptian / Libyan border. They will be flanked by HMS Warspite sitting off the coast; her polished 15-inchers gleaming in the Mediterranean sun. As soon as SLAAKMAN's barmy army head into range a devastating barrage from the Grand Old Lady, combined with a well timed volley from the West Countrymen will see Rommel and his girlfriend Graziani quickly heading back to Tripoli. The British will soon be in Benghazi - just in time for tea and medals etc etc.

OH YEAH GOOD IDEA SILLY-WARSPITE1-NEWBLETTE, THAT'LL WORK JUST FINE JUST LIKE THAT TACTIC IN WWI WHERE THE INFANTRY CHARGED OVER OPEN GROUND AS BARREN AS THE DESERT INTO THE GUNFIRE!! OH WAIT CYRENAICA IS THE DESERT. DUH. THEN GOOD OL' HMS WARSPITE SHOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE ZEROING THOSE 15'S INTO THEIR TARGETS SINCE YOUR SPOTTERS CAN SEE THROUGH THE SMOKE BELLOWING FROM THE MOON-SIZED CRATERS WHERE STUKA BOMBS PENETRATED AND BLASTED THE FRAME TO BITS. SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD OL' WAR WINNER TO ME!

FALL OF TOBRUK

ORIGINAL: SLAAKMAN

warspite1

Nope. I will simply put the 43rd Wessex Division on the Egyptian / Libyan border. They will be flanked by HMS Warspite sitting off the coast; her polished 15-inchers gleaming in the Mediterranean sun. As soon as SLAAKMAN's barmy army head into range a devastating barrage from the Grand Old Lady, combined with a well timed volley from the West Countrymen will see Rommel and his girlfriend Graziani quickly heading back to Tripoli. The British will soon be in Benghazi - just in time for tea and medals etc etc.

OH YEAH GOOD IDEA WARSPITE1 - THAT'LL WORK JUST FINE. GOOD OL' HMS WARSPITE SHOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE ZEROING THOSE 15'S INTO THEIR TARGETS. SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD OL' WAR WINNER TO ME!

warspite1

Thanks SLAAK ol' boy, too kind.

OH YEAH GOOD IDEA WARSPITE1 - THAT'LL WORK JUST FINE. GOOD OL' HMS WARSPITE SHOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE ZEROING THOSE 15'S INTO THEIR TARGETS. SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD OL' WAR WINNER TO ME!

(The result of Silly Warspite1-Newblettes clumsy tactics)- SWEET MATILDA...ILL TAKE HER!


Silly Warspite1-Newblettes bad habit of charging infantry over open ground into the guns)-



Freindly-fire remains of Silly HMS Warspite blurred gunnery-buffoonery-