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ORIGINAL: nate25

Her reg't had 4 companies of regular paid professionals - and two other rather odd companies, one composed of Iowans and the other Minnesotans. Rather unsavory lot all in all.

warspite1

Yes, I read that. Apparently all the Iowans were related to each other, while less said about the Minnsodans the better - that is another story altogether.... Yuk....

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: nate25

Excellent work W1.

That coincides with the legend that an entire family of homeless Swedish peasants could set up house in a set of her discarded undergarments.

Things are starting to make sense.

Just more lies planted by Stephen Ambrose to hide his British monopoly on the BPB trade.

warspite1

So you think Ambrose didn't write about the incursion as he didn't want to unveil British involvement in the BPB trade? Interesting....

He started the incursion to hide the involvement. If he had written about it then all of it would have been even more lies and that would just cause more ways to bugger the initial lie.

True, W1.

"Bugger it all" was not an epitaph you threw around lightly in that company.

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Orm



Just more lies planted by Stephen Ambrose to hide his British monopoly on the BPB trade.

warspite1

So you think Ambrose didn't write about the incursion as he didn't want to unveil British involvement in the BPB trade? Interesting....

He started the incursion to hide the involvement. If he had written about it then all of it would have been even more lies and that would just cause more ways to bugger the initial lie.

warspite1

Er Ormster old chap, have you been taking conspiracy theory lessons from SLAAK? The only thing wrong with your theory is that it is total Sloblocks... Ambrose was born almost 100 years after the Incursion [X(]

Ah! So he would like you to believe.

First trooper of said regiment.

Ahh, Orm.

While it's commendable that you defend your fellow countrymen, there's just no denying Sweden's massive warmongering in the past.

Why, you even sent soldiers to the GBPBW!

ORIGINAL: Orm

First trooper of said regiment.

warspite1

Good Work Orm!!! Its an original picture taken of one of the Minnsodans....

ORIGINAL: nate25

Ahh, Orm.

While it's commendable that you defend your fellow countrymen, there's just no denying Sweden's massive warmongering in the past.

Why, you even sent soldiers to the GBPBW!

You refer, of course, to our neutral peacemakers and observers.

ORIGINAL: nate25

Ahh, Orm.

While it's commendable that you defend your fellow countrymen, there's just no denying Sweden's massive warmongering in the past.

Why, you even sent soldiers to the GBPBW!

warspite1

Sweden is known globally for only two things - and neither are very nice:

1. Being a bunch of warmongers
2. Posting pictures of Aussie Surfer Dudes in Australian Beauty threads...

Hideous nation.... wasn't Adolf Hitler Swedish?

Looks like he's from their insect control detachment...

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: warspite1


warspite1

So you think Ambrose didn't write about the incursion as he didn't want to unveil British involvement in the BPB trade? Interesting....

He started the incursion to hide the involvement. If he had written about it then all of it would have been even more lies and that would just cause more ways to bugger the initial lie.

warspite1

Er Ormster old chap, have you been taking conspiracy theory lessons from SLAAK? The only thing wrong with your theory is that it is total Sloblocks... Ambrose was born almost 100 years after the Incursion [X(]

I miss SLAAK. [:(][X(]

ORIGINAL: nate25

Looks like he's from their insect control detachment...

warspite1

Good god you are right! Its Chickenboy's great grandduck.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: nate25

Ahh, Orm.

While it's commendable that you defend your fellow countrymen, there's just no denying Sweden's massive warmongering in the past.

Why, you even sent soldiers to the GBPBW!

warspite1

Sweden is known globally for only two things - and neither are very nice:

1. Being a bunch of warmongers
2. Posting pictures of Aussie Surfer Dudes in Australian Beauty threads...

Hideous nation.... wasn't Adolf Hitler Swedish?

Nope. He was an English Duck. [;)]

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Orm



He started the incursion to hide the involvement. If he had written about it then all of it would have been even more lies and that would just cause more ways to bugger the initial lie.

warspite1

Er Ormster old chap, have you been taking conspiracy theory lessons from SLAAK? The only thing wrong with your theory is that it is total Sloblocks... Ambrose was born almost 100 years after the Incursion [X(]

I miss SLAAK. [:(][X(]

warspite1

I had the raging clap once. Yes I miss that....


Not really SLAAK, just joking [;)]

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: nate25

Ahh, Orm.

While it's commendable that you defend your fellow countrymen, there's just no denying Sweden's massive warmongering in the past.

Why, you even sent soldiers to the GBPBW!

warspite1

Sweden is known globally for only two things - and neither are very nice:

1. Being a bunch of warmongers
2. Posting pictures of Aussie Surfer Dudes in Australian Beauty threads...

Hideous nation.... wasn't Adolf Hitler Swedish?

Nope. He was an English Duck. [;)]

And here is a rare picture of him hiding in his bunker.

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: warspite1


warspite1

Sweden is known globally for only two things - and neither are very nice:

1. Being a bunch of warmongers
2. Posting pictures of Aussie Surfer Dudes in Australian Beauty threads...

Hideous nation.... wasn't Adolf Hitler Swedish?

Nope. He was an English Duck. [;)]

And here is a rare picture of him hiding in his bunker.

warspite1

So he was a Minnsodan duck. This is incredible - some would say unbelievable!

Amazing photos, just amazing. [X(]

It's incredible (some would say unbelievable) what this group of razor-sharp historians can come up with in such a short time.

Ambrose needed a conflict with Greece since they had cross breed Nutmeg with Peanuts and thereby had something that could become a threat to the BPB. Prussians were eager to do his bidding since they had a knack for fighting anyone at the wrong time. And the Swedes were to busy trying to tell everyone else what to do at the time that they failed to tell the Prussians what not to do. And since Napoleon had a stomach ache due to the fake BPB from Portugal there was no one around to stop this plot. The English, of course, were occupied with trying to ignore the Swedish who were pestering them.

Hence the conflict became a reality.


And a picture of the Greek plant that was the cause of the conflict.

Very astute, Orm.

But what about the South American angle to this story?

The Paraguayans and Uruguayans were standing breathless in the back ground, waiting to see what would develop.

Remember, they had a large part of the BPB market.