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RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:24 pm
by chrisol
You guys are so harsh... look, it's a one-man band - I think we should support him on Kickstarter. Perhaps if we make a pledge you could get a passport
with your name in it ??
[;)]
Chris
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:30 pm
by geofflambert
ORIGINAL: crsutton
I want a fake passport from Uranus. Cause it would just be so much fun to get to say it to TSA agents all the time....
I can get you a real one from the planet Gorn
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:34 pm
by geofflambert
ORIGINAL: obvert
My driver's licence did expire. This could save me so much time not having to hang out at the DMV. I wonder if I can choose my state? I'd hate to suddenly be from Arkansas.
That wouldn't be as bad as WVa. where I'm originally from. I still have all my teeth, (save for three wisdoms) by the way. Maybe not for long.
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:35 pm
by geofflambert
ORIGINAL: Terminus
It's so rarely the spamscum make it all the way down here.
Well, I made it down here! [:D]
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:36 pm
by Jorge_Stanbury
Can you get me an original Manchukuo passport ?
or maybe from the Provisional Government of the Republic of China?
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:43 pm
by pontiouspilot
Can you provide a fake OB/Gyn degree from an acceptable medical college?
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:50 pm
by geofflambert
My name is Osama bin Drownin. Can I get a Secret Service ID and still keep my beard and the bullet hole in my face?
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:03 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: geofflambert
ORIGINAL: crsutton
I want a fake passport from Uranus. Cause it would just be so much fun to get to say it to TSA agents all the time....
I can get you a real one from the planet Gorn
Just let them try and verify it!
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:20 pm
by alimentary
ORIGINAL: geofflambert
My name is Osama bin Drownin. Can I get a Secret Service ID and still keep my beard and the bullet hole in my face?
Here today, Gorn tomorrow.
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:59 pm
by jcjordan
ORIGINAL: Terminus
It's so rarely the spamscum make it all the way down here.
But we have so much fun when they do [:'(]
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:01 pm
by jcjordan
ORIGINAL: geofflambert
ORIGINAL: obvert
My driver's licence did expire. This could save me so much time not having to hang out at the DMV. I wonder if I can choose my state? I'd hate to suddenly be from Arkansas.
That wouldn't be as bad as WVa. where I'm originally from. I still have all my teeth, (save for three wisdoms) by the way. Maybe not for long.
Did you run out of cousins in WV? I've got some sisters in AL for you [:'(]
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:18 pm
by bigred
Do you except Bitcoins?
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:45 pm
by Spurius Evidens
I'm going to guess these passports will only work at dot bases. Anywhere the head honcho doesn't wear a headdress of bird of paradise feathers will likely notice they're printed on toilet paper.
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:13 pm
by Paladin1dcs
ORIGINAL: geofflambert
ORIGINAL: obvert
My driver's licence did expire. This could save me so much time not having to hang out at the DMV. I wonder if I can choose my state? I'd hate to suddenly be from Arkansas.
That wouldn't be as bad as WVa. where I'm originally from. I still have all my teeth, (save for three wisdoms) by the way. Maybe not for long.
Hey, let's not be knocking the WeeVee crowd too much. You at least moved out of here, I moved into Occupied Virginia, after all.
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:15 pm
by Paladin1dcs
ORIGINAL: Terminus
It's so rarely the spamscum make it all the way down here.
Here he was thinking he had a forum full of suckers. Poor guy just got a forum full of wargamers...
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:34 pm
by pmelheck1
I can't say much about suckers. After the cash I've plopped down for computer wargames from Matrix and a few others, some of my family sometimes use the word sucker most creatively in sentences about me in addition to some other rather colorful words as well.
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:12 pm
by nashvillen
Just by WitP:AE, last computer wargame you will buy.
You can then use your saved money to help out the poor sod that decided to hawk his wares down here with this bunch! [:D]
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:03 pm
by tigercub
Rolins as you are a deeply caring man and long time forum member I would like to buy 1 original high-quality fake passport and happy to pay more for that extra quality you will give to a long time forum member as I live in Thailand and the coup has me on worried your loving PBEM mate.
TIGER
(were is the Bloody turn)
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:07 pm
by Spurius Evidens
Who wouldn't want a passport for Gabon. Long have I dreamed of escaping Australia for a better life in sub-Saharan Africa. I understand everyone in Nigeria is a prince too.
RE: We offer only original high-quality fake passports, driver's licenses, identity cards
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 11:42 pm
by crsutton
Check out my new AAR. "Passport to Victory" CRSutton vs Rolins. I am pretty sure I can take this guy..