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ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy




Weren't you on the beta team build for that? [:'(]

warspite1

No, sadly not. I applied - as I do for all games - but they rejected the application on 'account of the fact that you are a useless twat'.

I thought at first that was a tad harsh, but on reflection I cannot really argue with the sentiment as it hits the nail on the proverbial, what?

Well, IMO, they missed their opportunity then.

I think of you as the quintessential Salubrious Sloblocks Slingin' Samurai Solipsist. Then again, I guess one can't both be a solipsist and support the body of the Elohim and all the wisdom of the Risperidone, can they?

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Oh, do try to stay current on metaphysical tinfoil hat gobbledygook, won't you? I can't be expected to bring all you "Earthers" along all the time, can I?

ORIGINAL: Zap

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Oh, do try to stay current on metaphysical tinfoil hat gobbledygook, won't you? I can't be expected to bring all you "Earthers" along all the time, can I?

Orm can't help it. Sweden is off the beaten path. Swedeners have no experience with Alien lifeforms.

ORIGINAL: Zap

Ah [:D]that's funny, Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: ElGeeto

Speech of praise for reptillian overlords El Geetos address (youtube: eremy johnstone stone - praise the reptillian overlords)


How christianity works with this model of the reptillian overlords working under the Elohim.

"A tale of intergallactic woe, The Risperidone, an alien race older than time, launched a regenerable sleeper mission to earth millions of years ago. At first, their primary objective was to make first contact with that other reptillian race known to us as "The Dinosaurs", but to the Risperidone as "Kejjum".



Once a third of the way here, it was discovered that the dinosaurs had perished by way of asteroid collision, but what was worse, their home planet had just suffered an identical fate -- an inexplicable coincidence. Fortunately! A large portion of their aristocracy made it into space arks beforehand.



When the mission to Earth to earth finally arrived, it was prepared in 7 days (mostly just magnetising carbon out of the atmosphere)) according to the directives of their highest priests, whom were in contact and acting under the advisement of The Elohim, an ultraspace race the Risperidone both feared and respected. What followed was then the introduction of hybrid dna life forms to Earth under the direction of the Risperidone religious clergy.



All life is driven by mediumspace soulstructures which inhabit the physical forms of all organic life. Thus, the souls of the Risperidones' homeworld's dead were directed gradually into the species which thrive on this here sphere, our planet Earth.



Around (so many) millions of years ago the technology to move their spaceships through artificial wormholes was developed, and the drive of monkeys to evolve into intelligent people was pushed ahead with the participation of the Risperidone as tactile holograms (or more likely, putting us in a computer program /edit) of other monkeys, from the projections of their spacecraft in orbit.



The Risperidone holograms are everywhere trying to extrapolate information about the Elohim from us human genetic experiments, entertaining in ways the Risperidone find tedious ways of communicating with that ultraspace race, the Elohim.



Is it really the Risperidone's creation in which we live, or is it God's (the Elohim's [pertaining to all judeo christian holy spirits]) creation? It's likely that they know more through extrapolation about them than we do through intrinsic soulform/physical bodily combinationism.



May we one day know the body of the Elohim, and all the wisdom of the Risperidone." IWOTR

soojan

At last. Good post to read unlike that rubbish warspite, Zorch and aaatoysandmore do. They rubbish but Elgeeto interest and bold giving much benifits in proud masculine feminine style.

I think Mr Wilkes say something similar he look like a reptilian overlords in the local pet shop and he use risperidone on bad day when sawdust good but not allow quality kitchen cabinet making but only mediumspace soulstructures. Scary! Buy quality kitchens at wowkitchens.com

I not know the body of Elohim but know Rachel Pilsem body in sexy boot mash when driving in danlongmanman mystery van up I think they same. But without the bad wind.

I like reptilian overlords holograms it is my friends. IWOTR

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zap

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Oh, do try to stay current on metaphysical tinfoil hat gobbledygook, won't you? I can't be expected to bring all you "Earthers" along all the time, can I?

Orm can't help it. Sweden is off the beaten path. Swedeners have no experience with Alien lifeforms.

Beg to differ, mate. Beg to differ.

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zap





Orm can't help it. Sweden is off the beaten path. Swedeners have no experience with Alien lifeforms.

Beg to differ, mate. Beg to differ.

MY EYES!!

ORIGINAL: danlongman

Many light years away in Mystery Machine Van on a date with my friend Rachel Pilsem
I heard the Old Lady Warspite take my name in vain (vein, vane) and summon soojan.
Soojan is driving the economic meltdown in China having run away from Mr Wilkes at the pet shop.
Many kitchens mashed up in despair in the Middle Kingdom by Elohim carpetbaggers and Republicans.
The Reptile Overlord's will for us is to be found in re-runs of the documentary "The Flinstones".
There Dino represents the Republican Reptiles and Great Gazoo the Elohim.
Let us pray as Fred did: "Yabba D(ABBA) Doo!"

ORIGINAL: warspite1
But it's not just famous people from history that have been inspired by the Swedish supergroup. Our very own Chickenboy has an Abba song as his personal favourite - a song that he always plays before a night on the town; 'Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight)'.

Incredible story.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: danlongman

Many light years away in Mystery Machine Van on a date with my friend Rachel Pilsem
I heard the Old Lady Warspite take my name in vain (vein, vane) and summon soojan.
Soojan is driving the economic meltdown in China having run away from Mr Wilkes at the pet shop.
Many kitchens mashed up in despair in the Middle Kingdom by Elohim carpetbaggers and Republicans.
The Reptile Overlord's will for us is to be found in re-runs of the documentary "The Flinstones".
There Dino represents the Republican Reptiles and Great Gazoo the Elohim.
Let us pray as Fred did: "Yabba D(ABBA) Doo!"

warspite1

Whoooaaah there dude - I have taken no one's name in vain, vane or vein. Soojan is a grown up and is responsible for his own posts, they have nothing to do with me.

On a separate note. Yabba D(ABBA) Doo indeed. I think this shows how important, and influential ABBA were in popular music culture. Not only was their music enjoyed by millions all over the world in the 70's and beyond (and still is today) but evidence of their popularity appears in the writings and surviving film from as far back as the stone age. Incredible. Archaeologists believe that Fred Flintstone dedicated his catchphrase to the Swedish music maestros.

Later in history, it is thought by some, that Wellington had the famous Abba song in mind when choosing the ground to meet Napoleon after Quatre Bras.

You may ask where the great Marin Luther King got the inspiration for his 'I Have a Dream' speech.... I think we know.

But it's not just famous people from history that have been inspired by the Swedish supergroup. Our very own Chickenboy has an Abba song as his personal favourite - a song that he always plays before a night on the town; 'Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight)'.

Incredible story.