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Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2003 11:02 pm
by Jacc
This thread is by far the best I've seen for some time (goddamn military service
).
Therefor, rate it 5.
Re: And I thought you guys were
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 10:04 am
by Bernie
Originally posted by M4 Jess
my friends:( 
LOL very good Bernie!
Payback is hell!:mad:
Payback?
Don't make me sic my cat on you...
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 6:04 am
by Bernie
badda-BUMP!
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 10:36 am
by chief
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 7:46 pm
by Irinami
*LOL* Very nice work, Bernie! If my girlfriend hadn't gone to her parents' for Spring Break, she'd be giving me the
weirdest looks!
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:03 pm
by Bernie
Originally posted by chief
Bernie: wunnerful (laughing) wunnerful (laughing) wunnerful thank you thank you very much (still laughing).
Encore, Encore, Bravo.
by the by what do you normally write about ???????
What do I normally write about? Err... ah....
Jeez chief, you're gonna make me blow my "rough, tough, macho, tank killing" image here...
Okay, okay...
I often write humor pieces for various magazines and small newspapers (under a variety of pen names) but I've also had some of my poetry published (78 poems at last count... see the book "Bytes of Poetry", edited by Alanna Webb for a sample, availible at most major book stores). I have a romance novel, "Where The Road Leads" due out in early 2004, and a series of children's books titled "Pet Shop Tales" due out by the end of this year. Quite a bit of my poetry can be found on the web, if you look hard enough. (I just did a Google search for my name and came up with 582 hits) I also used to work as a magazine editor and programmer for a major computer mag (now defunct) and still collect royalties on some of the programs and pieces of code I wrote back in the early 80's. I was also the guy who reviewed the original SP when it was first published by SSI, again for that now defunct magazine. (I think I gave it 4 stars)
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:09 am
by Wild Bill
Hey Jess, remind me...one week until what?
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 1:10 am
by M4Jess
Originally posted by Wild Bill
Hey Jess, remind me...one week until what?
That I have to ware this **** Kat lover banner!!!:mad:
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 1:26 am
by M4Jess
After having a few beers and beans Bernie thought he droped his smoke...as he bent over to pick it up he pooted...only to discover the cig was still in the ashtray next to his puter....Put the beer down Bernie....put the beer down!
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 1:47 am
by Belisarius
That case and keyboard must be made of the same stuff as Shermans!
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 1:54 am
by Goblin
It's still in too good of shape for that, Bel...:p
Goblin
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 7:01 am
by Neil Stalker
Best Thread yet . Brilliant bit of work Bernie.
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:17 am
by Wild Bill
Who sneaked in and took a picture of my study?...Unfair!
SB
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 3:50 pm
by Warrior
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2003 1:24 am
by Rompa
Oh my god, absolotely briliant stuff
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:20 pm
by Bernie
Watch out Jess!
Sniper!!
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:13 pm
by M4Jess
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:53 am
by Bernie
Ut oh! It seems the war between Jess and the kats has been taken to a new level!
This security camera photo, taken just hours ago, shows two previously unknown members of the "Hiss Squad", a cat known simply as "The Claw", and his partner, "The Kit," burying landmines in the yard behind Jess' house!
Who is responsible for this renewed interest in Jess by the kats?
Could it possibly be, "The Goblin", boss, and lead enforcer of the "Hiss Squad"?
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 2:24 am
by Bernie
This just in!
Security teams, responding to a silent alarm at Jess' house, shot this startling video tape of a cat known as "Smoke" who was attempting to shed all over Jess's bed, hoping to cause a severe allergic reaction!
http://www.whowantsabalti.com/vids/cat-crash.mpg
"Smoke" was captured while trying to make his escape (as the video shows) and pointed the paw towards this cat..
"Mittens" the daughter of the notorious Godfather cat.
Mittens, seen below drinking at her favorite bar, was furious when told of the capture and interrogation of "Smoke"
Meanwhile, the laying of landmines around Jess's house continues
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 2:34 am
by M4Jess
UnKnown to the Cat Mob, "Bat-Dog" awaits for the pUrrrfect time to launch his counter attack and save the Jess' house!
