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RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 4:25 pm
by geofflambert
That's the only one the English soccer hooligans understand.
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:10 pm
by blueatoll
ORIGINAL: geofflambert
Because of Brexit English will no longer be an official language of the Euro. Watch the Chinese start learning to speak French.
Nope, that's a canard. Ireland and Malta are both in the EU and their official language is English so English stays regardless of whether England does or not.
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:24 pm
by geofflambert
ORIGINAL: blueatoll
ORIGINAL: geofflambert
Because of Brexit English will no longer be an official language of the Euro. Watch the Chinese start learning to speak French.
Nope, that's a
canard. Ireland and Malta are both in the EU and their official language is English so English stays regardless of whether England does or not.
How did aerodynamics get into this? SAAB went down, didn't they?
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:11 am
by blueatoll
Simple Definition of canard
: a false report or story : a belief or rumor that is not true
Source: Merriam-Webster's Learner's Dictionary
[;)]
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:56 am
by Chris21wen
ORIGINAL: LargeSlowTarget
ORIGINAL: Encircled
I'm supporting Iceland from now on
Yours
Encirledsson
I have heard there is a petition calling for a second England - Iceland match, with more than 3m signatures. [;)]
[:D]
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:27 am
by warspite1
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RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:57 am
by geofflambert
ORIGINAL: blueatoll
Simple Definition of canard
: a false report or story : a belief or rumor that is not true
Source: Merriam-Webster's Learner's Dictionary
[;)]
Just want to make sure about this blueatoll. You really didn't think I knew what a canard is, did you?
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:58 am
by geofflambert
ORIGINAL: warspite1
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blueatoll, here is a mallard, which is a male canard.
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:59 am
by geofflambert
Just for the record:

RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:05 am
by geofflambert
These animals were the inspiration for the TV series "The Sopranos". They don't think you can hear them, but they're always mumbling to each other as follows: "whack, whack ... whack, whack"
I always find it a bit disturbing, but I am easily disturbed. [:(]
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:26 am
by wdolson
Aren't those ducks mallards? I've never seen them called canards.
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:56 am
by geofflambert
Bill, not you too! I am totally teasing here, you aren't buying this, are you? Go grab a cup of coffee and see me later.
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:17 am
by geofflambert
Ok, I guess I have to explain myself. Here is a pic of the Wright glider with a forward canard.

RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:25 am
by geofflambert
Now, the Saab fighters and fighter/bombers were famous for having forward canards, which were the same things as horizontal stabilizers except they were forward, even forward of the cockpit, and were used effectively with delta-winged designs. Anyways, blueatoll stated that the thing I brought up about English no longer being official in the Euro was a canard. He was correct, but I pretended not to understand by citing aerodynamics. I was just having fun with him. Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to use English.
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:57 am
by wdolson
I know what a canard is on an aircraft. Boeing even experimented with them on airliners and the Eurofighter Typhoon has them. I was confused by the picture of a mallard duck labeled "female canard". Sorry for missing the joke. I'm not completely with it at the moment. It's been a weird few month.
Bill
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:30 pm
by BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: wdolson
Aren't those ducks mallards? I've never seen them called canards.
The Gorn is punny in many languages. Canard is the French word for "duck".
I was trying to remember what aircraft I had seen with canard winglets besides the Swedish Viggen and Draken. It was the XB70 Valkyrie - forerunner to the B1 bomber. Beautiful slim aircraft but lost during development when a fighter jet got too frisky near it and got sucked into a collision by the turbulence.

RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:37 pm
by geofflambert
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: wdolson
Aren't those ducks mallards? I've never seen them called canards.
The Gorn is punny in many languages. Canard is the French word for "duck".
I was trying to remember what aircraft I had seen with canard winglets besides the Swedish Viggen and Draken. It was the XB70 Valkyrie - forerunner to the B1 bomber. Beautiful slim aircraft but lost during development when a fighter jet got too frisky near it and got sucked into a collision by the turbulence.
That actually was a Klingon battlecruiser that was captured and studied at Area 51.
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:29 am
by wdolson
One of the XB-71 prototypes was lost, the other is in the USAF Museum.
Bill
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 5:52 pm
by geofflambert
ORIGINAL: wdolson
One of the XB-71 prototypes was lost, the other is in the USAF Museum.
Bill
Dayton, Ohio. Great place to visit multiple times.
RE: Completely off topic - Football
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2016 5:58 pm
by geofflambert
The Wiki says it had a crew of two. That's true for the prototype, but the B-70 crew was going to be uuuuuuuuge, one to two dozen IIRC.