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RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:07 am
by Central Blue
I can hold out as long as the Cardinals are winning.

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 5:34 am
by esteban
ORIGINAL: Central Blue

I can hold out as long as the Cardinals are winning.

I saw that, and thought you were talking about the football Cardinals.

Poor bastard :)

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:49 am
by strawbuk
ORIGINAL: Admiral DadMan
ORIGINAL: UncleBuck

Wasn't Patches Nixons Cat or somehting?

UB
I thought it was "Checkers" the dog...

Or was that a speech...

hey hey - politics again [:-][>:]

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:03 pm
by KPAX
This poor thread has been hijacked by politics !! [:-]

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:16 pm
by Central Blue
esteban...

I don't start on football till the baseball season is over.

If those *other* Cardinals are winning anything it's only so they can more effectively crush the hopes and dreams of all 15 of their fans at some later date. That's what the Bidwill's live for.

Cards up two, and on the road to Chavez Ravine. I can live without patches at least through the rest of the five game series.

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:40 pm
by strawbuk
ORIGINAL: KPAX

This poor thread has been hijacked by politics !! [:-]

Be not a-feared (or possible be a-feared) rubbish song parodies to the rescue (that's almost option (a) above)


The Pirates of Penzance
Song No. 13 -- Act 2

I Am The Very Model of a WITP Major-General

THE GENERAL
I am the very model of a SOPAC Major-General,
I've information vegetable, rate-of-turn, and mineral,
I know the ships of Nippon, and I quote the fights historical
From Coral Sea to Kohima, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters Matrixatical, (sorry...)
I understand production, both the simple and quadratical,
About air-training theorum I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about which AP round to use.

ALL:
With many cheerful facts about which AP round to use.
With many cheerful facts about which AP round to use.
With many cheerful facts about which AP round to use.

THE GENERAL:
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I need it to load up enough forces amphibious:
In short, in matters vegetable, Kongo, and Imperial,
I am the very model of a SOPAC Major-General.

ALL:
In short, in matters vegetable, Kongo, and Imperial,
I am the very model of a SOPAC Major-General.

(there are another 3 verses....)

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:49 pm
by tsimmonds
That's hilarious!
(there are another 3 verses....)

Well?[;)]

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:53 pm
by strawbuk
ORIGINAL: irrelevant

That's hilarious!
(there are another 3 verses....)

Well?[;)]

Ta - as the office is 'supporting' my forum addiction, never mind my various PBEM addictions, for 'free' I thought I ought to get SOME work done today.

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:31 pm
by hithere
ORIGINAL: strawbuk
ORIGINAL: KPAX

This poor thread has been hijacked by politics !! [:-]

Be not a-feared (or possible be a-feared) rubbish song parodies to the rescue (that's almost option (a) above)


The Pirates of Penzance
Song No. 13 -- Act 2

I Am The Very Model of a WITP Major-General

THE GENERAL
I am the very model of a SOPAC Major-General,
I've information vegetable, rate-of-turn, and mineral,
I know the ships of Nippon, and I quote the fights historical
From Coral Sea to Kohima, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters Matrixatical, (sorry...)
I understand production, both the simple and quadratical,
About air-training theorum I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about which AP round to use.

ALL:
With many cheerful facts about which AP round to use.
With many cheerful facts about which AP round to use.
With many cheerful facts about which AP round to use.

THE GENERAL:
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I need it to load up enough forces amphibious:
In short, in matters vegetable, Kongo, and Imperial,
I am the very model of a SOPAC Major-General.

ALL:
In short, in matters vegetable, Kongo, and Imperial,
I am the very model of a SOPAC Major-General.

(there are another 3 verses....)



O.............M.............G

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:23 pm
by Sonny
When I read that quadratical I thought it was a Japanese general trying to figure out production![;)][:D]

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:32 pm
by samuraigg
So are patches ever released on the weekend, or are we looking at a release during the week then?

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:36 pm
by dtravel
Late in the week at the earliest would be my guess. (Its a three day weekend in the US.)

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:45 pm
by pasternakski
It's only a three-day weekend for those who get paid with tax money. The rest of us working stiffs have to trudge off to the factory.

I am hoping that the dearth of posts by the various guys who have to do the grunt work is a good sign.

Q: What do you get when you cross an evil knight with somebody in whom the force is weak?

A: Dearth Vader.

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:04 pm
by esteban
Should I do my patch dance? [;)]

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:06 pm
by Bane_MatrixForum
ORIGINAL: esteban

Should I do my patch dance? [;)]

Is it like the pee-pee dance

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:09 pm
by RevRick
Q: What do you get when you cross an evil knight with somebody in whom the force is weak?

A: Dearth Vader.

Do we allow bastinado here? UUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH! [:D]

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:26 pm
by pasternakski
Q: What did Darth Vader say when he met Rodney Dangerfield?

A: The farce is strong in this one.

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 4:38 am
by m10bob
Don't worry that the patch will be released on a week-end..Since American Thanksgiving is on a Thursday,I believe you will have the patch by that Friday,no later.....[:D]

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:11 am
by pasternakski
You are wrong, poorly designed tank breath.

Obviously, WitP v. 1.3 will be made available on Hallowe'en, when the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch and brings presents to the good little boys (oh, yeah, I almost forgot, and good little girls, as though there are any left).

Q: What kind of a note did Luke Skywalker sign in exchange for a dime bag?

A: Owe me one cannabis.

RE: Whats the latest on the patch????

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:26 am
by Bane_MatrixForum
ORIGINAL: pasternakski

Q: What kind of a note did Luke Skywalker sign in exchange for a dime bag?

A: Owe me one cannabis.

Gadzooks...