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RE: An observation on Patch silliness
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 11:33 pm
by fbastos
The rule for learning about life is this: "Try anything once, except incest".
ANYTHING????
Oh my God!!!
At least one thing I will NEVER NEVER NEVER try. You know, it's the old story: there is an ex-star, ex-alcoholic, ex-rich, ex-drug addict, ex-handsome, ex-convict...
... but I never heard of an ex-gay!
Forbidden terrain, Highlander.
F.
RE: An observation on Patch silliness
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 1:15 am
by von Murrin
ORIGINAL: Halsey
The rule for learning about life is this: "Try anything once, except incest".[:D]
Trying to be politcally correct. I don't want to offend anyone in the gay community.[:D]
Since you liked my other little quip, I'll share a different take on the "try anything once" maxim that I overheard several years ago:
"Try anything once, except sex. Because if you try it even once, you're the one who gets screwed in the end."
That was a senior NCO giving advice on girls to a PFC.[:D]
RE: An observation on Patch silliness
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:15 am
by Halsey
Never have I heard a statement more true than that![:D]
Marriage is the most expensive form of sex that a male will have![;)]
RE: An observation on Patch silliness
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:20 am
by Mike Scholl
Marraige is the only form of Prostitution sanctioned by the State..., and for which
a Judge will award the Hooker half your income for the rest of your life.
RE: An observation on Patch silliness
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:27 am
by Halsey
I am amazed by all the wisdom that is coming from these off-topic threads. We have a lot to be thankful for. If we weren't waiting for the latest patch, we would be gaming instead![:D][:D][;)]
RE: An observation on Patch silliness
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:40 am
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: von Murrin
ORIGINAL: Halsey
The rule for learning about life is this: "Try anything once, except incest".[:D]
Trying to be politcally correct. I don't want to offend anyone in the gay community.[:D]
Since you liked my other little quip, I'll share a different take on the "try anything once" maxim that I overheard several years ago:
"Try anything once, except sex. Because if you try it even once, you're the one who gets screwed in the end."
That was a senior NCO giving advice on girls to a PFC.[:D]
I resent that! By the time I made PFC I had already gotten laid. Heck, when I made Cpl. I had gotten laid at least twice. [:D]
RE: An observation on Patch silliness
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:51 am
by Tophat
I could of lived a long happy life without knowing that! [X(]
Patch ready yet?????
RE: An observation on Patch silliness
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 2:59 am
by RUPD3658
ORIGINAL: Mike Scholl
Marraige is the only form of Prostitution sanctioned by the State..., and for which
a Judge will award the Hooker half your income for the rest of your life.
Marrying for the sex is like buying the fast food restaraunt for the free ketsup packets.
Or as my father put it "A man is not complete until he gets married...then he is finished"
Must be alot of us divorced guys in this forum. How may have WiTP widows out there?
RE: An observation on Patch silliness
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:01 am
by Halsey
Changing from the right hand to the left doesn't count![:D]
Quote: "Aren't we all gay at heart? I just happen to be a lesbian trapped in a male body".
RE: An observation on Patch silliness
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:38 am
by Pustov
ORIGINAL: Mike Scholl
Marraige is the only form of Prostitution sanctioned by the State..., and for which
a Judge will award the Hooker half your income for the rest of your life.
I agree....Right on the wet spot.[:D]
RE: An observation on Patch silliness
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:28 am
by TSCofield
I'm not despirate. My seven year old is using a carving knife on the pumpkin right now without parental supervision but who says I am despirate?