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ORIGINAL: pasternakski

"a population of people..." Dood, yer just too profound fer me.

"...a population of people...," Dubya, is that you?!?!?

Hi, I love these guys.

Forgive me, I am so used to using population in the "statistical" usage, I forget the "purest" definition of population involves people.

Of course, the reference to your "personal charm" is hardly profound or original. You are the forums unique and prolific curmudgeon, which is the reference to Mog's humor.

[:)]

ORIGINAL: pasternakski

"a population of people..." Dood, yer just too profound fer me.

Tom Servo! Crow! How we've missed ye!

MST3K was the best television show of all time (hey, it's the vino talking).

Hey, waidamminnit: JOEL!!!

Hi, Now Now boys, Pasternaski is one of my oldest forum friends. He can say whatever he wants. I thought the horns were funny.

ORIGINAL: irrelevant

Tom Servo! Crow! How we've missed ye!

MST3K was the best television show of all time (hey, it's the vino talking).

Hey, waidamminnit: JOEL!!!

Hi, Without MST3K I would never have known the genius of Bert I. Gordon.

I think they did every movie he made.

Bert I. Gordon

Date of birth (location)
24 September 1922
Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA

Mini biography
A former producer of TV commercials

Director - filmography

Satan's Princess (1990)
... aka Malediction (UK: video title)

The Big Bet (1985)
Let's Do It! (1982)
Burned at the Stake (1981)
... aka The Coming

Empire of the Ants (1977)
... aka H.G. Wells' Empire of the Ants (USA: complete title)

The Food of the Gods (1976)
... aka H.G. Wells' Food of the Gods

The Mad Bomber (1973)
... aka Detective Geronimo
... aka The Police Connection

Necromancy (1972)
... aka A Life for a Life
... aka Rosemary's Disciples (USA: video title)
... aka The Toy Factory
... aka The Witching (USA: reissue title)

How to Succeed with Sex (1970)

Picture Mommy Dead (1966)
... aka Color Mommy Dead

Village of the Giants (1965)

The Magic Sword (1962) ... aka St. George and the Dragon
... aka St. George and the Seven Curses
... aka The Seven Curses of Lordac

Tormented (1960)

The Boy and the Pirates (1960)

Earth vs the Spider (1958)
... aka Earth vs. the Giant Spider
... aka The Spider (USA: promotional title)

War of the Colossal Beast (1958)
... aka Revenge of the Colossal Man
... aka The Terror Strikes

Attack of the Puppet People (1958)
... aka Six Inches Tall (UK)
... aka The Fantastic Puppet People

The Amazing Colossal Man (1957)

The Cyclops (1957)

Beginning of the End (1957)

King Dinosaur (1955)

Hi, Without MST3K I would never have known the genius of Bert I. Gordon.

I was always too stoned to catch the names of the directors, but Joel, Tom Servo and Croooowwww! helped me pull through some very dark times indeed. Oh, and the Pilsner Urquell didn't hurt[;)]; much.

Hi, The first time I saw the robots the lights went out and Tom said the wiring was by George Lucus (company that wired English Motorcycles) And Crow called him
"The Prince of Darkness" I was an instant fan.

Mog, that was Lucas (the british company known for bad wiring). George Lucas was a filmmaker.

Why do the British drink warm beer? Because they have Lucas refridgerators.


As far as the bugles are concerned, aren't they straight out of Dante's writings?

Hi, Your right . It was Joe Lucas I was thinking of.

The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."

Lucas denies having invented darkness. But they still claim "sudden, unexpected darkness."

Lucas--inventor of the first intermittent wiper.

Lucas--inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.

The three-position Lucas switch--DIM, FLICKER and OFF. The other three switch settings--SMOKE, SMOLDER and IGNITE.

The original anti-theft devices--Lucas Electric products.

"I've had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never experienced any prob...

If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.

Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo? It sank.

It's not true that Lucas, in 1947, tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohm's Law. They withdrew their efforts when they met too much resistance.

Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night, since they all look the same?" "He replied, it doesn't matter which one you use, nothing happens!"

Back in the '70s Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which didn't suck.

Quality Assurance phoned and advised the Engineering guy that they had trouble with his design shorting out. So he made the wires longer.

Why do the English drink warm beer? Lucas makes the refrigerators.

Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.
Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb.
Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.

Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times sunwise around your car chanting: "Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant."

Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.

Dante who? (ba-da-boom!)

Geez... it's been over a quarter century since I last read his stuff. Was it Dante Alighieri?

I think that my brain's synapses were made with Lucas parts... I smell some fried circuits in there...

ORIGINAL: bradfordkay

Geez... it's been over a quarter century since I last read his stuff. Was it Dante Alighieri?

I think that my brain's synapses were made with Lucas parts... I smell some fried circuits in there...

Yep, he's THE Dante.

ORIGINAL: Mogami

Hi, Illusration from "Mogami Pilot Training Method" manual showing new pilot being trained.

So blimps ARE being added to the game!! [X(]

Smithsonian History exhibit

Here we have the first two known specimens of Unmanned Combat Aircraft Vehicle (UCAV) avionics systems. We believe the company that built them was in northern Minnesota during WWII.

We believe the company that built them was in northern Minnesota during WWII.

In Frostbite Falls?

ORIGINAL: Mogami

Mogami Moose cogitates on how to get that Squirrel Pasternaski off his back.

ORIGINAL: Mogami

Hi, We used to do this in the SPWAW forum.
Post the best caption but it has to relate to WITP.
If you missed it in other threads I am Bullwinkle and Pasternaski is Boris.

Fortunately for Mogami Moose, the rocket's ignition system was made by Lucas.

[music to MSTK theme ON:]

Now keep in mind Mog can't control
Complaints about the bugs
And so to ease his ag-o-ny
He has another mug:
"Pilsner Urquell"

[music to MSTK theme OFF]

Hi