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ORIGINAL: Ron Saueracker

Here is another example. Players forming ASW TFs with DDs which had 1940's DCs and sound gear would and should not bag you submarines in WITP as often as heads comes up in a coin toss. But they do. Why? Here we go...take it George.

"In WITP players use wire guided depth charges with Kablammo (TM), a special explosive designed by the folks at WITP to make individual DCs not only near 75% accurate, but nearly always fatal too.

IRL they used depth charges which were unguided and had basic TNT, Torpex, or some other traditional explosive trigged by timers or depth triggers. This made them extremely inaccurate and tens, if not hundreds, were usually dropped to achieve a sinking.

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In WITP it is common to spot subs from the air and from the decks of ships during daylight because, among a host of things, submariners are retards, don't submerge in enemy waters during daylight, surface ships can use sonar at full speed, and surface ships have X RAY vision.

IRL spotting subs was difficult as they generally were the hunters, not the other way around (at least until advent of major tech breakthroughs in radar, sonar, techniques, availability, and sheer number of platforms on which to carry these new devices). Subs had a lower profile than surface ships so generally sighted the enemy first on the surface, day or night. Submerged, submarines generally spotted surface ships first as well through use of hydrophones and their even further reduced profile (now down to a periscope!). At speed, it was near impossible for a surface ship to even know a submarine is in the area unless a pericope or periscope feather was noticed (required basically calm sea states, careless use of periscope, and incredible diligence and luck on the part of surface ships.

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In WITP subs are not only easily detected but are like lambs at the slaugher as well. No evasion by sub is permitted if discovered. Subs can't even fire back. Simply, they just sit there and take it. Baaahahahahahaaa....[8|]

IRL subs generally avoided attacking ASW TFs, and because they were subs, were generally successful in doing so. If detected, subs were again generally successful at evasion unless in shallow, restricted waters or vs late war Allied escorts. When attacked, subs often fired defensively (the down the throat shot).

Well, at least you're keeping me amused.

ORIGINAL: Ron Saueracker

ORIGINAL: Tankerace

Announcer: "Do you have submarine problems friends? Are your depth charges just not cutting it. Then may I reccommend, Kablammo!"

Chorus (sings words below, sing it with the Midi I wrote, attached to this post):

Do those I boats cause you trouble,
Are those U boats makin' rub-ble,
Then what you need is a whammo,
So why dont you try Ka-blammo,
Now!!!!!

Announcer: "Kablammo folks. The Right choice. No longer must your ships travel without any protection. Kablammo. By the magical incredients of classified and hotsauce, it will cure all your problems. Kablammo: It Kills subs DEAD."

Chorus:

Do those I boats cause you trouble,
Are those U boats makin' rub-ble,
Then what you need is a whammo,
So why dont you try Ka-blammo,
Now!!!!!

Kablammo! Jingle

ORIGINAL: Ron Saueracker

Hmmmmm[:)]