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Funny thread[:D]

more
http://jda.webcustom.net/300k/06-300.asx
http://www3.stream.co.jp/web05/jda/040827m_300r.ram

airforce
http://www.jda.go.jp/jasdf/cm/16/jasdf_cm_sp.wmv

army
http://www3.stream.co.jp/web05/jda/050328_300r.ram
http://www3.stream.co.jp/web05/jda/040625f_300r.ram

Where do I sign up? I knew I was missing out on something in life...SEAMAN SHIP!

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)



-F-

ORIGINAL: Tomo

Funny thread[:D]

more
http://jda.webcustom.net/300k/06-300.asx
http://www3.stream.co.jp/web05/jda/040827m_300r.ram

airforce
http://www.jda.go.jp/jasdf/cm/16/jasdf_cm_sp.wmv

army
http://www3.stream.co.jp/web05/jda/050328_300r.ram
http://www3.stream.co.jp/web05/jda/040625f_300r.ram

You can't fool me - that isn't the "real" JDF... those solder girls weren't wearing mini-skirts and there weren't any Gundams. I've seen enought anime and I know better...[:D]

(Thanks for the links - the Air Force one is particularly funny.)

Domo arigatou gozaimasu -

Dave Baranyi

Was it as easy to detect russian subs in RL as in Dangerous Waters? How well the whole thing is modelled compared to RL?

I've never played Dangerous Waters but I played the early versions of Harpoon PC including the miniatures version. I've haven't seen a modern day computer wargame accurately model ASW yet. Harpoon tried but unless you can accurately model the intricacies of sound physics in the oceans, you'll never have a game that accurately depicts the problems associated with detecting and tracking diesel and nuclear subs.

The only Russian boat that gave me fits was the Kilo. Some nucs were harder than others but a Kilo operating in the Mediteranean or the Sea of Japan is a bigger tactical threat than any nuc boat. Its real tough to detect a it running on battery when its surrounded by merchants and fishing boats, especially if you are covert and can't use active sonar. The nuc is fast and has lots of weapons but when silence is needed, the Kilo wins hands down.

Chez

it is a fairly serious sim, as everything from Sonalyst. you can try a demo.

in full version they have LA Improved class, Seawolf, Akula (Bars), Akula II, and two or three types of Kilos, Orion, Sea Hawk and OH Perry. AI is OK. but the real kick is play over the net.

dave i know what you mean... I know about 1000 kanjis and still cant read the goddam zipang! I'll go look at my local dvd rental store to see if they have any of the anime on the shelves...

I do know theres a french translation out, but only in france, so I'd have to order it all the way from there...

and translated mangas are so goddam expensive!

News item from CNN on Wednesday:

"Japanese fighter jets have been scrambled 30 times to turn away Chinese planes approaching Japan's airspace in the last six months, more than twice the 13 times in the same period last year, officials have said."

Guess that girl in the air force ad is busy - that must be why she hasn't returned my (imaginary) phone calls.

News item from CNN on Wednesday:

"Japanese fighter jets have been scrambled 30 times to turn away Chinese planes approaching Japan's airspace in the last six months, more than twice the 13 times in the same period last year, officials have said."

Well, this can mean one of two things:
Either the Chinese military is intentionally ratcheting up things to test Japan's air defenses

or

their aviation navigation skills have degraded immensely in the last 6 months and their planes keep getting lost until Japanese fighters shows up to "point them in the right direction"....

[;)][;)][;)]

Any thoughts as to which is closer to the truth?

There's actually a really good History Channel program on the Japanese Navy from WW2 to today. (KAIGUN) I believe is the name of the program.

Any rate, it details how things went there, but it especially talks about how the JDF has actually become one of the best trained and equipped navy's in the world. Second only to ours of course! [8D]

Still, well worth watching if you've not seen it.

Well reviving this little topic just because I discovered that a veteran seawolf ChezDaJez still didn't have a glance at Dangerous Waters, maybe because he actually thinks it is the same kind of game as Harpoon [:)]
The "new" version of the demo can be found here (easy one, one mission as a SH60 and one as a Kilo)

And here some home-made screens just to give you an idea
I suppose you may feel just like at home [;)]











AJ

ORIGINAL: Feinder

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)



-F-

LOL that's what I was thinking.

Well reviving this little topic just because I discovered that a veteran seawolf ChezDaJez still didn't have a glance at Dangerous Waters, maybe because he actually thinks it is the same kind of game as Harpoon

Thanks, Fishbed.

Interesting screenshots. I may have to check it out.

Not quite accurate but close enough. The ESM screen isn't even close though. Interesting MADMAN display. Wish I could go more indepth about what's missing or inaccurate here but I can't. Still, it's close enough for a game.

One thing I see missing on those LOFAR displays are the 30,000 fishing boat signatures [:D].

Chez

One thing I see missing on those LOFAR displays are the 30,000 fishing boat signatures

Talking about... this? [:D]



But as you say, we have to keep it mind that DW, though being hardcore for a civilian player, is still a midcore game when it comes to reality - Sonalysts are under contract with the Navy and make sims for them, I am sure they have everything they need for a more accurate simulation, but Dangerous Waters take two important points into account that the Navy products don't care about: gameplay and some official instructions about what can be done and what can't [:D]

Wait, the Japanese AF flies Lear jets? [:D]

Unless it was equiped with long range radar for patrol or is simply used to transport VIPs I can't think of why an AF would have them.

Wait, the Japanese AF flies Lear jets?

Unless it was equiped with long range radar for patrol or is simply used to transport VIPs I can't think of why an AF would have them.

It has a radar "bulge" underneath the fuselage, I think it is a surface scan radar of somekind [&:][&:][&:]

The last army ad also contained motorcycle drills. I didn't think anyone did that sort of thing anymore.

Yeah, I did notice the bulge but it could be anything for all I know.

There are several electronic watching/warfare platforms based on civilian "private" sized planes. Here are the ones from Gulfstream and Embraer. [:)]

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/row/sra-4.htm
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/row/emb-145.htm

The Japanese Air Force uses the U-125 in mixed units with rescue choppers. The plane is manufactured by Raytheon, mainly for maritime patrol (and theorically sea rescue is this case) purpose.
http://www.fas.org/irp/program/collect/u-125.htm

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Ok, my plot for world domination is now to first conquer Japan. Given what I just saw of their Navy it shouldn't be hard. I figure a rubber dingy, an M-16 and a loud speaker system playing the Village People ought to do it. [:D]

trust me
having worked with and spent a little time with the Jap navy -they aint no ametaurs -and boy, do they know how to keep a ship in tip top shape.
Their version of the Arliegh Burke is simply AWESOME[:)]

ORIGINAL: Iridium

Wait, the Japanese AF flies Lear jets? [:D]

Unless it was equiped with long range radar for patrol or is simply used to transport VIPs I can't think of why an AF would have them.

Our goverment in Aussie land is so cheap we use them all the time for mock air attacks on the navy -long term leasing