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Hi Mistmatz... nice to see you...

let's prepare for PBEM [:D]

ORIGINAL: django

Please stop.... it's dreadfully to read [8|]

Da sträuben sich einem ja die Nackenhaare

jupp, einfach zum kotzen. Wie ich sagte, einfach nur peinlich.

ORIGINAL: Lt. Calley
Take a look at the original English version of Charile Chaplin's "The Great Dictator." The parody of the German language there is absolutely hilarious. Also take a look at Monty Python's joke that won World War 2, you can find it on the web by doing a Google search.

I love "The Great Dictator". One of Chaplin's best movies! Do you know Monty Python's scetch "The North Minehead by-election"?

jupp, einfach zum kotzen. Wie ich sagte, einfach nur peinlich.

Looks like some German guys have no sense of humour at all.

ORIGINAL: Seeadler
Looks like some German guys have no sense of humour at all.

Well, now that there's a butch lesbian running the place, maybe y'all will lighten up a little bit.

ORIGINAL: Seeadler

ORIGINAL: Lt. Calley
Take a look at the original English version of Charile Chaplin's "The Great Dictator." The parody of the German language there is absolutely hilarious. Also take a look at Monty Python's joke that won World War 2, you can find it on the web by doing a Google search.

I love "The Great Dictator". One of Chaplin's best movies! Do you know Monty Python's scetch "The North Minehead by-election"?

jupp, einfach zum kotzen. Wie ich sagte, einfach nur peinlich.

Looks like some German guys have no sense of humour at all.

mit 10 forumsbeiträgen und einer mitgliedschaft von wenigen wochen kannst du sicher detailliert auskunft über meinen sinn für humor geben. das war ein glatter rohrkrepierer, sprotte.

ORIGINAL: Oliver Heindorf
mit 10 forumsbeiträgen und einer mitgliedschaft von wenigen wochen kannst du sicher detailliert auskunft über meinen sinn für humor geben. das war ein glatter rohrkrepierer, sprotte.

Jawoll, Herr Feldwebel![&o]

I've been monitoring this forum for more than two years. What counts is not the number of posts but the relevance.

Leise, leise, jungens...

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Einfach nur peinlich.
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Ja!

And I don't even speak German!

Enough of this German spittle spraying. Pidgin Japanese is still funny.

A woman walks into her doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I just don't know what the problem is. I can't find romance with a man, no matter what I do, and it's making me very depressed."

The doctor says, "Well, I don't have any answers for you, but I'll refer you to my colleague Doctor Mogami, who is an expert in personal relationships and sex therapy. I'm sure he can help you."

Next week, the woman shows up for her appointment with Dr. Mogami. She walks into his office, and he greets her cordially.

"Ah, madam, you doctah has acquainted me with you plobrem. Now, prease to take off you crothes."

She thinks this a strange request, but, as he is the doctor, she complies.

When she is naked, Dr. Mogami says, "Good. Now, get down on hands and knees. Fine. Go that way, away flom me. Stop! Now, come back this way."

The woman crawls over toward the door, then turns around and crawls back toward Mogami, as ordered. She asks, "Doctor, is this helping you diagnose my problem?"

Dr. Mogami shakes his head and says, "Ah, so. I know what plobrem is. You got bad case of Zachary disease. Wolst I evah see."

The woman looks up even more confused. "Zachary disease? Doctor, what is that?"

Dr. Mogami answers, "That where you face rook Zachary rike you ass!"

hehe, i did hear that one before though. Actually no its my bad, in the pool they're still set to arrive in january. I just don't get why I have an Oscar IIA group set to arrive in the middle of august though... and yes I am playing the stock scenario, but i started it way back in 1.2 so...