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ORIGINAL: Monter_Trismegistos

WTH is Soccer?

What Americans call football, because they have another game called Football (with rather less justification!)

As far as I know, the World Cup has never been called the "Soccer World Championships" by FIFA.

To some, footbal is so important, It could come under Religion and Politics.
 
Off to Mad Cow's please!
 
 

Go Canada!!

oops..err...umm, we qualified once, way back in the day...

ORIGINAL: Terminus

I'm not really a football guy, mostly because Denmark hasn't had a proper national team since 1992!

yeah, Laudrup brothers were last Danish guys who knew how to kick ball[:D][:'(][;)].

ORIGINAL: Neilster

And finally Australia qualified! After being shafted by FIFA for years it was SWEEEEET to b

greetings... There are quite a few Australian with Croatian roots in your national team. That's explain, i guess, why Austraila qualified to WC
[;)]

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Decent match with 2 stunning goals.....

much better than England performance, right[:'(] [:D]

ORIGINAL: pauk

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Decent match with 2 stunning goals.....

much better than England performance, right[:'(] [:D]

That would have been the most boring and luckily won game ever in football championships history ever [;)]

ORIGINAL: Monter_Trismegistos

WTH is Soccer?

Seems that Poland has ended another "succesful" world cup finals...

So it is all or nothing for you guys on Wednesday. You know what happend the last time Poland won against Germany in football [;)][:D] *jk*

Let's just hope some of the more extremist "fans" on both sides don't live down to their reputations...

Found over on the Battlefront General Forum. Thought it might be good for a laugh.



It is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next World Cup Group game.

Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team-mates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland and we can't be bothered".

Ronaldino looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."

So Ronaldino goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldino 10 minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on. "Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) - Scotland 1 (Angus 89 minutes)".

They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"/

That's hysterical!!!

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]


I would like to see Andy's face when he reads that[;)]

ORIGINAL: Marc Schwanebeck
That would have been the most boring and luckily won game ever in football championships history ever [;)]

You aren't talking about WC final 1966 right?
[;)]

Well i wounder how much Poland will be humiliated by the Germany... well i bet on 4:0[:D][:D][:D]

Nah, if they couldn't beat Costa Rica with more than 2, they won't beat Poland that badly...

ORIGINAL: Przemcio231

Well i wounder how much Poland will be humiliated by the Germany... well i bet on 4:0[:D][:D][:D]

That's actually what I put 10€ on at betandwin.com [;)]

ORIGINAL: pauk

ORIGINAL: Marc Schwanebeck
That would have been the most boring and luckily won game ever in football championships history ever [;)]

You aren't talking about WC final 1966 right?
[;)]

Yeah, that was NO goal, never [:D]

ORIGINAL: pauk

ORIGINAL: Speedy

Decent match with 2 stunning goals.....

much better than England performance, right[:'(] [:D]

Too right mate. The worst of the matches I have watched so far

Sven ****** *(%£$%* £*$^£*^£^*$^*£$*%$£

You get the picture[;)]

ROFLMAO at that Joke. Excellent. I'm gonna pass that around work tomorrow.
 
LOL[:D]

Yeah, that was good one. In Polish version of this joke Brazil played against Poland

Nah, if they couldn't beat Costa Rica with more than 2, they won't beat Poland that badly...

Well actually Costa Rica played much better than Poland...

Q: With whom Polish football team will meet at second stage of world cup finals?
A: With Polish spectators at Warsaw Airport...