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Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 2:39 pm
by BBfanboy
1EyedJacks wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2024 5:26 am
Grump!
I just found out smurfs are blue because of their pigmentation.
All this time I thought they'd been holding their breath.
Yeah, and I bet they don't even taste like blueberries! GRUMP!
(I know that Minions don't taste like bananas either!) GRUMP!
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 7:55 pm
by Orm
BBfanboy wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 3:19 am
Orm wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2024 3:10 pm
Grump.
List of thingies to have in car during winter:
Pole thingie with flag, warning light, and fresh batteries.
Snow shovel.
Sand.
Water.
Food.
Warm clothes.
Flashlight.
Batteries for flashlight.
Extra lightbulbs thingies if the headlights go out.
A couple of warning triangles.
Car battery.
Tools to exchange car battery, or other minor repairs that might be needed.
Cutting tool of some sort to cut safety belt if need be. (put in a place where it can not be dislocated in a crash and within reach from the driver, while at the same time be a legal tool in all countries that you are expected to drive in)
Grump.
ORM! You forgot to list the Flamethrower! flame smiley.gif
Grump!
Grump.
I was recently informed that I should have a reflexive vest with me as well. The list keeps getting longer.
Grump.
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 7:57 pm
by Orm
durnedwolf wrote: Sun Jan 07, 2024 10:38 pm
A lotta grumpy old-timers in this thread. I hope your year is off to a good start!
Grump.
Thank you, Durnedwolf. I hope the rest of your year is very fine indeed.
Grump-
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2024 8:19 pm
by btd64
1EyedJacks wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2024 5:26 am
Grump!
I just found out smurfs are blue because of their pigmentation.
All this time I thought they'd been holding their breath.
Ha ha ha ha ha. Good one....GP
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 9:17 pm
by RangerJoe
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I went to a fast food restaurant today. I did not notice right away that their paper napkins smelled like mildew. I reported that to the health department.
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Don't get mad, get help to get even, it just might be legal that way.
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 9:28 pm
by btd64
GRUMP
IT's suppose to rain all weekend.
Now I can't mow my lawn.
GRUMP....GP
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Fri May 03, 2024 11:21 pm
by RangerJoe
btd64 wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 9:28 pm
GRUMP
IT's suppose to rain all weekend.
Now I can't mow my lawn.
GRUMP....GP
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I do not understand the complaint at all.
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 9:46 pm
by RangerJoe
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GRUMP!
I bought a new computer
GRUMP!
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Windows 11 . . .
GRUMP!
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2024 3:05 pm
by Orm
Grump.
Buying a new computer used to be sort of fun. Now I dread it. Are we allowed to say W*ndows 11 here?
Grump.
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2024 4:03 pm
by btd64
Grump****
I need to find a new computer....GP
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2024 8:33 pm
by RangerJoe
Orm wrote: Thu Jul 11, 2024 3:05 pm
Grump.
Buying a new computer used to be sort of fun. Now I dread it. Are we allowed to say W*ndows 11 here?
Grump.
I don't think so, I think that "W*ndows 11" is considered vulgar language.
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As far as Windows is concerned, if it is not broken then they will break it in the next release.
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One of the reasons why dogs don't like Windows is even when you open a new one, the dog still can't stick its head through it!
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 8:43 pm
by RangerJoe
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I am on anti-life pills.
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 9:04 pm
by btd64
"anti-life pill". Yeah, some of mine are dangerous. LIving on the edge..
GUMP....GP
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 11:10 pm
by RangerJoe
btd64 wrote: Mon Aug 26, 2024 9:04 pm
"anti-life pill". Yeah, some of mine are dangerous. LIving on the edge..
GUMP....GP
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My great toe, aka big toe, is infected. So I want to kill off the life forms that are infecting it. No wound, no sore, no trauma, it just got infected. I don't want to lose it. I mean, I probably sucked on it as a baby . . .
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2024 9:06 pm
by Orm
I need a lawn, and some kids to yell at.
Grump.
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 12:39 am
by RangerJoe
Orm wrote: Sun Sep 15, 2024 9:06 pm
I need a lawn, and some kids to yell at.
Grump.
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GRUMP!
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Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 12:23 pm
by RangerJoe
GRUMP!!!
My computer never wants to wake up from sleeping if it gets unplugged such as when I unplug it during a lightning storm. I don't want an electrical surge coming in through the power system. Stupid HP and Windows 11.
GRUMP!!!
No pictures will load either.
GRUMP!!!
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 3:59 pm
by btd64
RangerJoe wrote: Mon Sep 16, 2024 12:23 pm
GRUMP!!!
My computer never wants to wake up from sleeping if it gets unplugged such as when I unplug it during a lightning storm. I don't want an electrical surge coming in through the power system. Stupid HP and Windows 11.
GRUMP!!!
No pictures will load either.
GRUMP!!!
Grump
....GP
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 4:44 pm
by RangerJoe
btd64 wrote: Mon Sep 16, 2024 3:59 pm
RangerJoe wrote: Mon Sep 16, 2024 12:23 pm
GRUMP!!!
My computer never wants to wake up from sleeping if it gets unplugged such as when I unplug it during a lightning storm. I don't want an electrical surge coming in through the power system. Stupid HP and Windows 11.
GRUMP!!!
No pictures will load either.
GRUMP!!!
Grump
....GP
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Imagine having that for breakfast.
GRUMP!!!
.jpgs won't show but .pngs will.
GRUMP!!!
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GRUMP!!!
Then having to change an outside light bulb.
GRUMP!!!
Re: The AE Geezer Thread!
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2024 10:01 am
by RangerJoe
GRUMP!
Trust your Scouts and their map reading skills, that is if they even need a map!
GRUMP!
....GP