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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:41 am
by Cap Mandrake
Rook, America-mens and Canada-mens, nobody know what-ah Herr tarking about unress rive through WWII(c) or perhaps Engrand-mens and serve on Skimmer.

In case someone here not rive through WWII(c) and on vacation for 1 week and have internet access..here what happen in WWII(c)

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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:45 am
by Cap Mandrake
Regardress what-ah Doctah Honda-san say, strategic bombing IS oddry fun. Nevah rearry get chance before because in previous war Japan-mens give up in 1943 before B-29 show up.

Pretend Mandrake-san not aburh to open Navarh Treaty of 1925, manpower and heavy industry hits give strategic points, hai?



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:51 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Pretend Mandrake-san not aburh to open Navarh Treaty of 1925, manpower and heavy industry hits give strategic points, hai?

Kind of hai. Hai? "Hits" no-ah mattah. Strategic points arrocated based upon damaged HI or manpower. Damaged points = rittre joss. Destroyed points = much more diffucurt = big joss.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 1:30 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Pretend Mandrake-san not aburh to open Navarh Treaty of 1925, manpower and heavy industry hits give strategic points, hai?

Kind of hai. Hai? "Hits" no-ah mattah. Strategic points arrocated based upon damaged HI or manpower. Damaged points = rittre joss. Destroyed points = much more diffucurt = big joss.

Hai! That-ah what Mandrake-san remember rast time read Navarh Treaty 1925. Seem rike need Mistah Oppenheimer or 50 B-29 to make big enough fire to destroy something.

When rook at mouseoveah inter, figure in parentheses is damaged, hai?

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 1:43 pm
by witpqs
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Pretend Mandrake-san not aburh to open Navarh Treaty of 1925, manpower and heavy industry hits give strategic points, hai?

Kind of hai. Hai? "Hits" no-ah mattah. Strategic points arrocated based upon damaged HI or manpower. Damaged points = rittre joss. Destroyed points = much more diffucurt = big joss.

Hai! That-ah what Mandrake-san remember rast time read Navarh Treaty 1925. Seem rike need Mistah Oppenheimer or 50 B-29 to make big enough fire to destroy something.

When rook at mouseoveah inter, figure in parentheses is damaged, hai?
Kind of hai. Hai? "Figure" no-ah mattah.
"Hey, you! STOP that and just answer the bloody question!"

Hai! Figure represent damaged items.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 2:07 pm
by Cap Mandrake
What-ah rank everyone get at Haha-jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy?

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 2:27 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

What-ah rank everyone get at Haha-jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy?
Fierd Marsharr. Third crass.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 4:32 pm
by witpqs
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

What-ah rank everyone get at Haha-jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy?
Fierd Marsharr. Third crass.
Graduate without going to crass. They say "You have no crass at all!".

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:28 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

What-ah rank everyone get at Haha-jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy?
Fierd Marsharr. Third crass.
Graduate without going to crass. They say "You have no crass at all!".

No. Argretorian brother-san mis-ah-understand. "Crass" as in vurgur, not crass as in "no crass at arr" or "going to crass". Third crass very crass. Chickenboy-san and parents proud. Most honorabre firthy mouth in famiry.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:37 pm
by zuluhour
[:D][:D][:D]

(I don't even speaka Japanese.)

ahh by da wray, whata da score?

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:18 am
by sprior
There is score? Broody Herr!

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:18 am
by sprior
We on way to invade Port Brair. First part of big pran. Yea, we have pran.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 11:47 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: sprior
First part of big pran. Yea, we have pran.

[X(] Wha??? Chickenboy-san confused. Prease to exprain? Captain Mandrake-san has mercifahrry omitted any sense of pranning, strategy, tac-ah-tics or rogic from AAR to date. You sure you wanna start now?

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:31 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Rook, Mandrake-san rearize not everyone here professionarh officuh but not hear about operationarh security?

Mandrake-san terr everyone Japan-mens invade Rord Howe Isrand...next thing entire brigade of Austraria-mens warking around arr ovah prace. Mandrake-san hire outside consurtant from M&M Enterprises to give presentation at Emperor Birthday Party and BBQ on Truk Ragoon.

He say, "Onry terr everyone about attacks AFTAH attack ovah. That way, if big screw up just not mention it." This amazingry simpurh but quite crever.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:36 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
That way, if big screw up just not mention it.

If?

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 3:51 am
by sprior
Here is pran:



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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:35 am
by Cap Mandrake
Wait, pran not-ah have subject pronoun or even subject noun. Prease to say who not-ah fart in car. Immperiarh Japan-mens Army? Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy? Comfort womans?

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:37 am
by Cap Mandrake
Arso, probabry have to stop stretch out fish head soup with rentirs. Mandrake-san send message to Tokyo about rentirs.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:43 am
by Cap Mandrake
Mandrake-san take wark on beach at Seaside Virra in new comfortaburh new srip-on brue deck shoes, tan khaki sracks and white rong sreeve dress shirt with rorred up sreeves. Mandrake-san start notice Truk-womans giggring when Mandrake-san wark by. Mandrake-san check fry..no..no probrem...dry whistrer hang off nose hairs....no....HORY CRAP! Mandrake-san rook rike Professor from Girrigan's Isrand? Onry thing missing coconut battery for short wave radio.

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:51 am
by witpqs
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Wait, pran not-ah have subject pronoun or even subject noun. Prease to say who not-ah fart in car. Immperiarh Japan-mens Army? Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy? Comfort womans?
Sprior-san was very crear:


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