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We capture rots of Pingus, terr them go buird rairway
They say "Sorry old chap, we don't know what a rairway is" and raugh
We find chinaman, terr him exprain
Pingus say "Terribly sorry old bean, we don't know what a lailway is either" and raugh rouder
Pingus rude. We take arr their tea. They no raugh.

Werr, rots of Indian-mens too. Maybe find India-mens work at Hitachi customah service to exprain.

4 Japan-mens DD's stop attack by 2 Rorarh Navy cruiser squadrons and Rong Rance enemy even in day batturh. Not-ah work out so werr for Ayanami-mens but otherwise everyone have good time.

One time Mothah of Mandrake-san hire Mexico-womans that-ah onry speak Spain-ranguage and Maya-ranguage. Famiry come ovah to house of honored
ancestors and see that drapes rook nice and crean.

Everyone say, "How exprain to Mexico-womans what do?"

Honored Mothah say, "It-ah easy. Rike this. "Washy-washy""

Arso quite interesting to find substantiurh Royarh Navy force off Perth.

ORIGINAL: uncivil_servant

OUCH!

But would the effects be someone mitigated or allowed if it was mixed in with Jello and he wore his sweater?

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

FDA just rerease medicine to make womans want to have sex more. Sirry, that-ah what powdered rhinoceros horn for. That-ah why Japan-mens invade Malaysia.

Anyway, turn out medicine is-ah dangerous. Sometimes womans rose consciousness. So FDA attach speciarh "Brack Box Warning". It-ah say, "Under no circumstance should doctor-mens give prescription to Birr Cosby"

Doesn't do any good for Cosby to have his sweater on if his pants are off.

Time to re-arrange deck chairs!

ORIGINAL: sprior

Time to re-arrange deck chairs!

Prease to put Mandrake-san recriner on promenade deck near bar with branket.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

Time to re-arrange deck chairs!

Prease to put Mandrake-san recriner on promenade deck near bar with branket.

And the orchestra. Don't request "Nearer My God To Thee".

Actuarry, Mandrake-san have secret correction of Andrews Sistahs records at Seaside Virra. Andrews Sistahs not-ah rike Japan-womans, have-ah big jaw bones. Rook kinda rike singahs on Bugis Street. Maybe singah-womans arways have big jaw bones.

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ORIGINAL: sprior

Time to re-arrange deck chairs!

Prease to put Mandrake-san recriner on promenade deck near bar with branket.

And the orchestra. Don't request "Nearer My God To Thee".

Surery "Nearer my honourabre ancestors to thee"?

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake




Prease to put Mandrake-san recriner on promenade deck near bar with branket.

And the orchestra. Don't request "Nearer My God To Thee".

Surery "Nearer my honourabre ancestors to thee"?

[:D]
Talk about poriticarry correct!

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy



And the orchestra. Don't request "Nearer My God To Thee".

Surery "Nearer my honourabre ancestors to thee"?

[:D]
Talk about poriticarry correct!

I wourd expect nothing ress from this AAR [:)]

Then I have to spoir it by sayying something stupid rike I rove you

This is an AAR? Didn't realize that with ancestor worship (don't forget to clap or in the nomenclature of this AAR, crap 3 times).

ORIGINAL: sprior

Then I have to spoir it by sayying something stupid rike I rove you

HAHA! That-ah sound exacatary rike Yamashita-san in kaoraoke bar aftah find case of Ragavurin singurh mart at Raffurhs aftah Japan-mens capture Singapores.

ORIGINAL: sprior

Then I have to spoir it by sayying something stupid rike I rove you

Yes, this most excerrent AAR.

Funniest thing I've read in a long time.

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: sprior

Then I have to spoir it by sayying something stupid rike I rove you

Yes, this most excerrent AAR.

So sorry - excuse prease, but must point out one smauuh omission:
Frank (singer, not prane) and Nancy (daughter, not groupie) sang:

"Then I go and spoir it arr by saying something stupid rike I rove you."
This is because song written by pirates (sairors, not exercise) - some say inspired by captain-san singing to cabin boy ...

Maybe Mistah Sinatra stearh from SPrior-san and then change words rittah bit? It-ah onry '42.

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Mr. I Dunn Cheatham, Esq.: <waiting for appointment....hears singing from office of Admirarh SPrior-san..."And then you go and spoirh it by sayying something stupid rike I rove you"...he resists the urge to snicker out of courtesy...well, feigned courtesy because he is trying to make a deal for the Long Lance torpedo...then thinks about it a bit and begins to sing quietly>

And then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you....Damn! That's pretty good! I bet Frank could use that.