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ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Knock, knock, flood shark.

I lost 2 girlfriends and a '57 chevy in just this way..........

ORIGINAL: Mynok

ORIGINAL: fabertong

Brother Mynok....today could be your day...........5 stars..........the world forever changes......(well, OK maybe not)...

Indeed...I had hopes for making the mark over the weekend and celebrating properly, but real wife...erm....life.....had other plans.

[:(]

Time is on your side.......yes it is........

ORIGINAL: fabertong

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Knock, knock, flood shark.

I lost 2 girlfriends and a '57 chevy in just this way..........

That's what you get for taking two girlfriends on the same date.... [:-]

That's why the President and the Vice President never fly together. Tough way to learn that lesson.

BTW, I'm wondering if that means I can use a 57 Chevy to chum for sharks??? [:D]

Got a turn.....got to go......


Hope this helps.....

Bye......

ORIGINAL: fabertong

Brother Terminus is under observation...............

If your agents are meant to be hidden, they're doing a pretty bad job of it, Penguin Boy. Who knew penguins had so much goo in them?

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Let us know if Terminus is squarshing you again......we will be happy to intervene and flog his clammy arse......

My arse isn't clammy...

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: fabertong

Brother Terminus is under observation...............

If your agents are meant to be hidden, they're doing a pretty bad job of it, Penguin Boy. Who knew penguins had so much goo in them?

Ok, all together now, a collective EEEWWWW! [:D]

There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor...or is that president

Here's one for the chemists...

There once was a lady, Ilene,
Who lived on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
and since then she'd never benzene

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Let us know if Terminus is squarshing you again......we will be happy to intervene and flog his clammy arse......

My arse isn't clammy...

Too much information!

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

Here's one for the chemists...

There once was a lady, Ilene,
Who lived on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
and since then she'd never benzene

I like this one. I'm not a chemist nor a biochemist, but an entomologist who taught intro biology which was mainly biochemistry.

There was a funny fellow named Nik
Who carried a rather big stick
He knew where its at
for he didn't like cats
and punted them into a wall that was thick
[;)]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

ORIGINAL: Mynok


Let us know if Terminus is squarshing you again......we will be happy to intervene and flog his clammy arse......

My arse isn't clammy...

Oh, the jokes that come to mind, but must...resist (uhhh) ...can't get...the thread (errr)....in trouble.

It was Mynok who insinuated it... couldn't leave that without a reply... Bleh!

There once was a saint rtrpasso
who's ships got lost in Sargasso
But he said not to dread
for he has power from the Thread
and balls that were made of el-brasso.

Ok, last one...

There once was a bird quite strong
Who plotted to invade Hong-Kong
His wobbling troops fired
until the enemy retired
and all the world hailed Fabertong

Ding Dong, the penguin's dead...

OK, i lied, this is the last one...for now.

There was an evil genius kid
Who created an evil giant squid
Carriers it did crush
in one great big rush
and to the ocean floor the KB slid

ORIGINAL: niceguy2005

OK, i lied, this is the last one...for now.

There was an evil genius kid
Who created an evil giant squid
Carriers it did crush
in one great big rush
and to the ocean floor the KB slid

no doubt these were inspired by the earlier mention to The Bard...[8|][:'(]

Snark.