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ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
DUH!![X(] (SLAPS SELF IN BACK OF HEAD!) Your right Mike! I keep trying to bring that reality thing here, where it has no business! [X(] Where's my tinfoil hat? AH....that's better![:D]

Hey-isn't that the SEALs job-slapping you in the back of the head?

Yeah, they have been doing some head slapping this week, for sure!  [8D]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

Bah! I'll see your hollow earth and raise you reptiles from space that are secretly ruling the planet

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/bigge ... cret03.htm

I hereby welcome our reptilian overlords.[;)] With that out of the way, what happened to this thread!

Love those sources listed there, btw. I trust anything quoted in The Occult Conspiracy. Yup, yup, I do.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
DUH!![X(] (SLAPS SELF IN BACK OF HEAD!) Your right Mike! I keep trying to bring that reality thing here, where it has no business! [X(] Where's my tinfoil hat? AH....that's better![:D]

Hey-isn't that the SEALs job-slapping you in the back of the head?

And just how many SEAL's do you think live in Omaha Nebraska? [&:] I am not getting back into a swimming pool so that some depressed SEAL can hit me with a pole! [:D]

ORIGINAL: USS America

Yeah, they have been doing some head slapping this week, for sure!  [8D]

9mm headslaps![:D]

Braedonnal,

What happened is that people decided to engage with the trollers by engaging in absurdism. Of course then some people took that too far and now even sad things ( let's assume the 5% of 900,000 figure is right, that's 45,000 dead unarmed civilians ) are being dismissed willy nilly. Such is the net though.


Seriously though, they are verging close to the truth with the whole Masonic?Canadian/Repilte thing. Yes, I can herein confirm that our Semi-Reptilian, Canadian-born King is actually CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!


You know, every year when Chuck Norris' diary gets published they have to change all references to him and call it The Guinness Book Of Records. That's how awesome he is.

Did you know Chuck Norris will never suffer from a heart attack?

His heart is simply too foolish to attack him.

Did you know that the IJN attack on Pearl Harbour had a COA of scuttling the Combined Fleet if rumours of Chuck Norris' birth were confirmed before they launched.

One of my faves: There used to be a street called Chuck Norris but they had to change its name cause NO-ONE crosses Chuck Norris and lives !!! [:D]

ORIGINAL: Nemo121



One of my faves: There used to be a street called Chuck Norris but they had to change its name cause NO-ONE crosses Chuck Norris and lives !!! [:D]

I cannot stop laughing. [:D]

Chuck Norris for president! [:)] HEY! Why is everyone running away? [:D]

America isn't a functioning democracy. You don't ELECT President's, Chuck Norris, our semi-reptilian, Canadian, masonic King just chooses an assistant from the list of candidates to help him every 4 years.

Chuck Norris never looks in the mirror because it would start a fight.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

What about Donald Trump toilet paper, 'your bum is fired'. [:D]

I know everybody here is upset already but claiming there would be only a couple of ten thousand death since the invasion in Iraq is the same as saying Adolf Hitler is still alive. If we are talking about killed by bombs and bullets, we sure not going to reach the 1 mio deaths of civilians but it´s not only the bombs and bullets, every war KILLS people due to other reasons too and if the red cross estimates above 1 mio deaths being directly related to the WAR there, then we should all take off our blinders and stop thinking it would not be a tragedy to those people who live there because the majority of them is not responsible for what Saddam nor Osama did. I pity both the people in Iraq, in Afghanistan or any other country a war is raging. And while I would love to see Western democratic systems and life standard in all those countries like Syria, Jordania, Iran, Northern Korea, etc. etc. I still think that these dictatoric systems are still better than to live for years in a country where a war is raging. A war is never great nor good.

I also think it would have been better to arrest Osama and take him back to the US and then take him to court with the result being obvious anyway. And no, I am not an Osama fan.

Besides that, this thread is 8 pages old now and has been pretty much a political discussion since page 2.

ORIGINAL: Nemo121

What happened is that people decided to engage with the trollers by engaging in absurdism. Of course then some people took that too far and now even sad things ( let's assume the 5% of 900,000 figure is right, that's 45,000 dead unarmed civilians ) are being dismissed willy nilly. Such is the net though.

No - for my part I was referring to the absurdly inflated claim, not the fact that many people died. I believe such claims must be called what they are and rejected. The reality is what we should deal with. [8D]

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

What about Donald Trump toilet paper, 'your bum is fired'. [:D]

Only if you embed chilli powder in it

witpqs,
Aye, I understood your post wasn't stating that. Others sailed a little closer to that particular minefield but I don't think they would, outside of the heat of a thread, actually hold the view they seemed to espouse.

Now, let's get back to the really important stuff, How Chuck Norris PROVES there's no such thing as evolution....

Did you know there's no such thing as evolution? There's just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

yeah, but i say The Most Interesting Man in the World takes Chuck Norris with ease...i mean, the guy does have a wallet made out of Chupacabra leather...

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
yeah, but i say The Most Interesting Man in the World takes Chuck Norris with ease...i mean, the guy does have a wallet made out of Chupacabra leather...

You been reading too much Benjamin Radford, bro. Chuck has boots from Chupacabra's mother. Tony Lama, Style-77, Norris-Special Animal Skin.