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Warspite1

Sorry, its that time of the month; still a week and a bit to payday and all the cash appears to have left my bank account already.

Running out of cash. Not sure what that is like. I will Google that phrase. [:'(]

Warspite1

Well its all right for you. You don't live in a great big fairytale castle with all the expense that comes with. Things were so bad the other day I had to eat one of the peasants. It's true what they say, peasants really are revolting.

HHMMPHH. You do not have to live in an under ground bunker, with miles of connecting trenches. There are thousands of land-mines to lay and maintain. A *classified* number of machine gun nests, mortars, barbed wire and towers with spotlights. The manpower to fill these positions is *classified* and is costing a fortune. The cost of food and waste disposal on a daily basis is expensive.

BUT, I own a PB mine(just inherited) and am set for life.

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski



Running out of cash. Not sure what that is like. I will Google that phrase. [:'(]

Warspite1

Well its all right for you. You don't live in a great big fairytale castle with all the expense that comes with. Things were so bad the other day I had to eat one of the peasants. It's true what they say, peasants really are revolting.

HHMMPHH. You do not have to live in an under ground bunker, with miles of connecting trenches. There are thousands of land-mines to lay and maintain. A *classified* number of machine gun nests, mortars, barbed wire and towers with spotlights. The manpower to fill these positions is *classified* and is costing a fortune. The cost of food and waste disposal on a daily basis is expensive.

BUT, I own a PB mine(just inherited) and am set for life.

Warspite1

Congratulations. I have no such source of income so have taken to rap. Emineminem has shown a keen interest in my work allegedly:

Intro: My name is, my name is, my name is
Corporal Steiner.

First Verse:
Steiner you think your so big with your underground set-up,
Re-enacting the war daily, in your old wehrmacht get-up.
I bet you just love to wear that Cross of Iron,
While doing the BPB, you so love to get high on.
But your nothing special, in fact are guilty of a crime,
You come on this thread and never mention the time.....

Warspite1

Congratulations. I have no such source of income so have taken to rap. Emineminem has shown a keen interest in my work allegedly:

Intro: My name is, my name is, my name is
Corporal Steiner.

First Verse:
Steiner you think your so big with your underground set-up,
Re-enacting the war daily, in your old wehrmacht get-up.
I bet you just love to wear that Cross of Iron,
While doing the BPB, you so love to get high on.
But your nothing special, in fact are guilty of a crime,
You come on this thread and never mention the time.....

I am not sure whether to be insulted or honored. I will need to seek wise council from Stephen Ambrose's Adversity, Hatred and Dealing With Meany's: Remember They are BPB Addicts "BPB addicts show a need to insult, put-down and demean others, including family and CLOSE FRIENDS. The recipient of this behaviour should slap the addict sharply."

Oh, Matrix Forum rules state "The person, or bot, starting a thread is not required to follow the theme of said thread(HEHE)."

ORIGINAL: parusski

Warspite1

Congratulations. I have no such source of income so have taken to rap. Emineminem has shown a keen interest in my work allegedly:

Intro: My name is, my name is, my name is
Corporal Steiner.

First Verse:
Steiner you think your so big with your underground set-up,
Re-enacting the war daily, in your old wehrmacht get-up.
I bet you just love to wear that Cross of Iron,
While doing the BPB, you so love to get high on.
But your nothing special, in fact are guilty of a crime,
You come on this thread and never mention the time.....

I am not sure whether to be insulted or honored. I will need to seek wise council from Stephen Ambrose's Adversity, Hatred and Dealing With Meany's: Remember They are BPB Addicts "BPB addicts show a need to insult, put-down and demean others, including family and CLOSE FRIENDS. The recipient of this behaviour should slap the addict sharply."

Oh, Matrix Forum rules state "The person, or bot, starting a thread is not required to follow the theme of said thread(HEHE)."

Warspite1

Yes, but I notice you've only repeated part of the relevant clausing [:-]

"The person, or bot, starting a thread is not required to follow the theme of said thread. However, should a person or persons with a higher thread count than the thread starter or bot say they must so follow said theme, then the first part of this rule no longer applies and that is a triple stamp, no erasies".

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski

Warspite1

Congratulations. I have no such source of income so have taken to rap. Emineminem has shown a keen interest in my work allegedly:

Intro: My name is, my name is, my name is
Corporal Steiner.

First Verse:
Steiner you think your so big with your underground set-up,
Re-enacting the war daily, in your old wehrmacht get-up.
I bet you just love to wear that Cross of Iron,
While doing the BPB, you so love to get high on.
But your nothing special, in fact are guilty of a crime,
You come on this thread and never mention the time.....

I am not sure whether to be insulted or honored. I will need to seek wise council from Stephen Ambrose's Adversity, Hatred and Dealing With Meany's: Remember They are BPB Addicts "BPB addicts show a need to insult, put-down and demean others, including family and CLOSE FRIENDS. The recipient of this behaviour should slap the addict sharply."

Oh, Matrix Forum rules state "The person, or bot, starting a thread is not required to follow the theme of said thread(HEHE)."

Warspite1

Yes, but I notice you've only repeated part of the relevant clausing [:-]

"The person, or bot, starting a thread is not required to follow the theme of said thread. However, should a person or persons with a higher thread count than the thread starter or bot say they must so follow said theme, then the first part of this rule no longer applies and that is a triple stamp, no erasies".

Watch this for my official response:

I hate you guys

It's time you respect my authorahaaaataaai.

Time to hit the sack as they say.

But I know that you are all sitting at your computers anxious to know the latest, so before I go I will give you the update I promised.

Its started snowing again here in London [:(]

On that bombshell I shall bid you adieu, adieu, to you and you and you. Sound of Music - you've got to love it [&o]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Time to hit the sack as they say.

But I know that you are all sitting at your computers anxious to know the latest, so before I go I will give you the update I promised.

Its started snowing again here in London [:(]

On that bombshell I shall bid you adieu, adieu, to you and you and you. Sound of Music - you've got to love it [&o]

Farewell M'cCollegue. Mr. Music, would you play.

SOUPY TWIST

On to gaming.

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Time to hit the sack as they say.

But I know that you are all sitting at your computers anxious to know the latest, so before I go I will give you the update I promised.

Its started snowing again here in London [:(]

On that bombshell I shall bid you adieu, adieu, to you and you and you. Sound of Music - you've got to love it [&o]

Farewell M'cCollegue. Mr. Music, would you play.

SOUPY TWIST

On to gaming.

Warspite1

Time for the latest weather bulletin here in downtown Londinium. The snow has stopped but there must be a good few inches on the ground. Basically what that means in third world Britain is that tomorrow, getting to work will be a complete and utter nightmare, with trains running approx every 4 hours, buses refusing to run at all, primary schools closed and general chaos abounding.

Damn Marjorie and the snow dance she did on Friday!

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Time to hit the sack as they say.

But I know that you are all sitting at your computers anxious to know the latest, so before I go I will give you the update I promised.

Its started snowing again here in London [:(]

On that bombshell I shall bid you adieu, adieu, to you and you and you. Sound of Music - you've got to love it [&o]

Farewell M'cCollegue. Mr. Music, would you play.

SOUPY TWIST

On to gaming.

Warspite1

Time for the latest weather bulletin here in downtown Londinium. The snow has stopped but there must be a good few inches on the ground. Basically what that means in third world Britain is that tomorrow, getting to work will be a complete and utter nightmare, with trains running approx every 4 hours, buses refusing to run at all, primary schools closed and general chaos abounding.

Damn Marjorie and the snow dance she did on Friday!

In other words, things will be the same in Britain tomorrow!![:D]

Daaamn Marjorie seems to be everywhere. She is filling is as our Secretary of State.

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski




Farewell M'cCollegue. Mr. Music, would you play.

SOUPY TWIST

On to gaming.

Warspite1

Time for the latest weather bulletin here in downtown Londinium. The snow has stopped but there must be a good few inches on the ground. Basically what that means in third world Britain is that tomorrow, getting to work will be a complete and utter nightmare, with trains running approx every 4 hours, buses refusing to run at all, primary schools closed and general chaos abounding.

Damn Marjorie and the snow dance she did on Friday!

In other words, things will be the same in Britain tomorrow!![:D]

Daaamn Marjorie seems to be everywhere. She is filling is as our Secretary of State.

Warspite1

Yep. BTW what's a Secretary of State when it's at home and what does it do?

Warspite1

Yep. BTW what's a Secretary of State when it's at home and what does it do?

It is an American robot that jets around the world telling other nations what the U.S. what's done. The robot carries a carrot and a stick. Over TIME the current bot has been called Billarie.

It is TIME for some real football. The Super Bowl begins in 5 minutes.

ORIGINAL: parusski

It is TIME for some real football. The Super Bowl begins in 5 minutes.

Warspite1

Yes, correct, the Superbowl starts in 5 minutes and then there is some real football on T.V. tomorrow - Liverpool vs Tottenham Hotspur.

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski

It is TIME for some real football. The Super Bowl begins in 5 minutes.

Warspite1

Yes, correct, the Superbowl starts in 5 minutes and then there is some real football on T.V. tomorrow - Liverpool vs Tottenham Hotspur.

Totten

YAWN. I love watching attractive girls in shorts. But your football has girls who look like guys prancing around in shorts. And I mean prancing.[:D][:D]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Time to hit the sack as they say.

But I know that you are all sitting at your computers anxious to know the latest, so before I go I will give you the update I promised.

Its started snowing again here in London [:(]

On that bombshell I shall bid you adieu, adieu, to you and you and you. Sound of Music - you've got to love it [&o]

Farewell M'cCollegue. Mr. Music, would you play.

SOUPY TWIST

On to gaming.

Warspite1

Time for the latest weather bulletin here in downtown Londinium. The snow has stopped but there must be a good few inches on the ground. Basically what that means in third world Britain is that tomorrow, getting to work will be a complete and utter nightmare, with trains running approx every 4 hours, buses refusing to run at all, primary schools closed and general chaos abounding.

Damn Marjorie and the snow dance she did on Friday!

Latest news headline on Google news:

EMBARRASSMENT: Just 3 INCHES of snow halts half of all flights at Heathrow...[:D][:D][:D]

Excuse me, but would anyone be so kind as to furnish me with the time please?

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Excuse me, but would anyone be so kind as to furnish me with the time please?

Thank God for warspite1. No one has the time to give me the time anymore. It is time someone tells us the time. That's all I know warspite1. There are no clocks in the trenches.

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Excuse me, but would anyone be so kind as to furnish me with the time please?

Thank God for warspite1. No one has the time to give me the time anymore. It is time someone tells us the time. That's all I know warspite1. There are no clocks in the trenches.

Warspite1

Keep me posted Steiner - its time I was no longer here so if anyone tells you the time in the next few hours please ring me. I don't care what time, day or night, just let me know okay. I NEED THE TIME DAMMIT!

ORIGINAL: warspite1

ORIGINAL: parusski

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Excuse me, but would anyone be so kind as to furnish me with the time please?

Thank God for warspite1. No one has the time to give me the time anymore. It is time someone tells us the time. That's all I know warspite1. There are no clocks in the trenches.

Warspite1

Keep me posted Steiner - its time I was no longer here so if anyone tells you the time in the next few hours please ring me. I don't care what time, day or night, just let me know okay. I NEED THE TIME DAMMIT!

I will ring you on your 'slimline telephone'.

ORIGINAL: parusski

It is TIME for some real football. The Super Bowl begins in 5 minutes.

Maybe I still have time to see the game. There is a time difference between Europe and US so I might just catch it in time.[8|]