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warspite1

Don't worry old fruit, the kettle is always on chez warspite1, so sit back, relax and I'll ask my personal tea lady - Miss Jones - to bring you a nice big mug of piping hot tea.... luvvveerrllly - she'll even taste it for you first to make sure its up to scratch.

Miss Jones had better not spill anything on Mrs. Warspite's fine chair...

There something wrong in this picture!! arh that's it drinking tea from a mug not a cup, what a naughty little girl.

warspite1

Well the reason is quite simple; there are no cups chez warspite1 - we have mugs and they come in two sizes; large and very large.

I don't see any large mugs, but I do see a pair of large cups!![:D]

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I don't see any large mugs, but I do see a pair of large cups!![:D]

warspite1

Fnar, Fnar!!

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I don't see any large mugs, but I do see a pair of large cups!![:D]

warspite1

Fnar, Fnar!!

Oh Behave!

As His Lordship Warspite1 has commanded...

The Hello thread is for people with too much time on their hands.

Best wishes,
Steve

PS. The cake was a lie...

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ORIGINAL: Orm

To tired lately to even make tea. [>:] [:(]

warspite1

Don't worry old fruit, the kettle is always on chez warspite1, so sit back, relax and I'll ask my personal tea lady - Miss Jones - to bring you a nice big mug of piping hot tea.... luvvveerrllly - she'll even taste it for you first to make sure its up to scratch.

She can bring me tea anytime but please make it boiling so it would at least be warm when I get a chance to drink it . . . [;)]

Right I need to attend to end of turn orders for one of my on-going games of MWIF. However, before I set my limited intellect toward this task, I will need to imbibe some hot, non-alcoholic beverage - and of course there is only one such that can satisfy at this time of the morning. TEA.

I would offer you peeps one, but the selfish panic buyers have made tea something of a sparse commodity at present. Sorry but you will have to get your own.

Miss Jones - kindly repair to the kitchen, I've a raging thirst that needs a quenching.

What?! [&:] Tea shortage? In England!?

The end of the world, as we know it, must surely be here soon.

Here there are no real shortages that I know of. My supermarket was well supplied last I visited. Only shortage I noticed was some canned goods. Lots of paper and lots of everything else I could think of. And so much fish that the fish retailers have gone out and encouraged people to buy extra amounts of fish.

And if there is a tea shortage here I am well stocked to last at least past Christmas before I need restocking. I like to have multiple sorts of tea depending on what mood I am in.

And with that I will retire to the kitchen to brew a pot. [:)]

Phew - lent is OVER! After 40 days without a piece of chocolate, I'm ready to tuck in. But first I'll make a nice cup of tea to go with it. Anyone fancy a brew?

I gave up something for Lent many years ago and I have never went back to it. I gave up giving up things for Lent!

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Phew - lent is OVER! After 40 days without a piece of chocolate, I'm ready to tuck in. But first I'll make a nice cup of tea to go with it. Anyone fancy a brew?

Yes, thank you. A cup of tea would be nice.

Has the tea situation improved in England?

Happy National Tea Day!

I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea

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I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea

I want to go to hell. There were a couple of pretty redheads from there, maybe they have some younger relatives. There would be lovely blondes and brunettes there as well. But I would want to go in September for the music festival . . .

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I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea

I want to go to hell. There were a couple of pretty redheads from there, maybe they have some younger relatives. There would be lovely blondes and brunettes there as well. But I would want to go in September for the music festival . . .

Ask this young lady for a good B&B to stay in while you're there.

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ORIGINAL: Jason96

I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea

I want to go to hell. There were a couple of pretty redheads from there, maybe they have some younger relatives. There would be lovely blondes and brunettes there as well. But I would want to go in September for the music festival . . .

Ask this young lady for a good B&B to stay in while you're there.

Zorch, a warning. I am going to post a picture of the beauty queen from Hell. It will show parts of her anatomy!

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Has the tea situation improved in England?

warspite1

Yes at the moment the morons stockpiling food appear to have calmed down. It's not an exaggeration I think to say I would go through cold turkey if I couldn't have at least half a dozen mugs of tea a day....

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ORIGINAL: RangerJoe




I want to go to hell. There were a couple of pretty redheads from there, maybe they have some younger relatives. There would be lovely blondes and brunettes there as well. But I would want to go in September for the music festival . . .

Ask this young lady for a good B&B to stay in while you're there.

Zorch, a warning. I am going to post a picture of the beauty queen from Hell. It will show parts of her anatomy!

Um...it says 'Miss Universe'. Is that the same as 'Miss Hell'?

PS. Please, no pictures of feet. Human feet that is. RJ feet in particular.