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RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:42 am
by Apollo11
Hi all,
ORIGINAL: sprior
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
ORIGINAL: sprior
Time to iron some shirts.
What about wife unit? [;)]
She wouldn't let me iron her.
Wife exclusively irons at home... and she cooks 99% of time... all other things we mostly share (but I only hoover the apartment, take the garbage out and clean the bathroom)...
Leo "Apollo11"
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:16 am
by comte
Good Morning Guys [:)]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:27 am
by comte
ORIGINAL: bigmed1204
Holy lord have you never seen Bubba-Ho-Tep starring Bruce Campbell? Apprently Elvis changed places with a world class Elvis impersonator in order to escape all his fame and live out the rest of his days in a rest home. The film starts out with a geriatric Elvis lamenting the ineptitude of his downstairs region [;)] and odd looking growth contained herein. It's all true man![X(]
Don't forget about Black JFK
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:47 am
by USSAmerica
Good morning - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:12 am
by Onime No Kyo
Morning tithe.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:12 am
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Dunno why, but I was in the mood for more Chuck Norris 'facts':
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
[:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:14 am
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: bigmed1204
Holy lord have you never seen Bubba-Ho-Tep starring Bruce Campbell? Apprently Elvis changed places with a world class Elvis impersonator in order to escape all his fame and live out the rest of his days in a rest home. The film starts out with a geriatric Elvis lamenting the ineptitude of his downstairs region [;)] and odd looking growth contained herein. It's all true man![X(]
I somehow let that one slip past me. [X(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:16 am
by Grollub
Lunch tithe.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:16 am
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: thegreatwent
Tithe[&o][&o][&o]
Plus public service announcement:I just happened to look at my Drivers License today and noticed that the expiration date is in the past[X(] Not a big issue, just have to renew. I did think that I would post this tale for my Threadbrothers "Whats in your wallet?"[:)]
Would be nice for them to send you a reminder. Assuming your state DMV mastered the use of email. My state inspection was due a full month prior to the date I realized it was. [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:16 am
by Grollub
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Dunno why, but I was in the mood for more Chuck Norris 'facts':
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
[:D]
+1 [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:17 am
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: sprior
Time to iron some shirts.
I do mine one at a time, as need arises. Less annoying that way. [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:18 am
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: sprior
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
Hi all,
ORIGINAL: sprior
Time to iron some shirts.
What about wife unit? [;)]
Leo "Apollo11"
She wouldn't let me iron her.
I could make a joke........but I wont.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:21 am
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
Hi all,
ORIGINAL: sprior
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
What about wife unit? [;)]
She wouldn't let me iron her.
Wife exclusively irons at home... and she cooks 99% of time... all other things we mostly share (but I only hoover the apartment, take the garbage out and clean the bathroom)...
Leo "Apollo11"
Your wife is either a) charmingly old fashioned or b) doesnt trust you to boil water without hurting yourself. [:'(]
Many women in the US (at least what I notice in my age group) have slightly different thoughts on the matter.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:22 am
by Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Grollub
Lunch tithe.
Good thread, Per. I just woke up. [X(][:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 9:58 am
by Chickenboy
Hi Dudes. Whattup?
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:29 am
by Apollo11
Hi all,
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
ORIGINAL: sprior
She wouldn't let me iron her.
Wife exclusively irons at home... and she cooks 99% of time... all other things we mostly share (but I only hoover the apartment, take the garbage out and clean the bathroom)...
Your wife is either a) charmingly old fashioned or b) doesnt trust you to boil water without hurting yourself. [:'(]
Many women in the US (at least what I notice in my age group) have slightly different thoughts on the matter.
Are you saying that many women in USA don't want to iron and clean?
Who does that then?
Leo "Apollo11"
P.S.
Wife is a doctor (M.D.)
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:34 am
by USSAmerica
Oh, no! I feel my recessive "Steve genes" coming out. I've replied to a mike scholl post. [X(][:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:36 am
by Grit
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
Hi all,
ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
Wife exclusively irons at home... and she cooks 99% of time... all other things we mostly share (but I only hoover the apartment, take the garbage out and clean the bathroom)...
Your wife is either a) charmingly old fashioned or b) doesnt trust you to boil water without hurting yourself. [:'(]
Many women in the US (at least what I notice in my age group) have slightly different thoughts on the matter.
Are you saying that many women in USA don't want to iron and clean?
Who does that then?
Leo "Apollo11"
P.S.
Wife is a doctor (M.D.)
Most households in the U.S. have a maid. Haven't you seen the Jetsons?
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:37 am
by USSAmerica
Welcome to THE THREAD!!!, Grit! [:)]
All who don't take themselves too seriously are very welcome here. [8D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:45 am
by Grit
ORIGINAL: USS America
Welcome to THE THREAD!!!, Grit! [:)]
All who don't take themselves too seriously are very welcome here. [8D]
I'm glad I didn't bring up what is really bothering me then. Stephen Hawking's warning that we shouldn't be contacting Aliens.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8642558.stm