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ORIGINAL: warspite1

Was that funny or what?

I'll go with the 'what' option there. [:'(]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

He can try, but he will fail... Just like Chuck Norris failed at acting...

A Chuck Norris slight, eh? That'll decrease your lifespan, dude. Best watch it there...

ORIGINAL: warspite1

I would ask Grollub to bring on the dancing bananas again, but they may get arrested by the Thread police. I do not want the Bananas put in custardy. Ha Ha Ha Ha [8D]

You know, old boy, this reminds me of a friend of mine that went to the dentist recently. My friend was suffering from oral pain and wanted to see if the dentist could locate the source of the problem. Well, the dentist immediately suspected a problem with his dental plate (an oral implant made of stainless steel and enamelware). My friend's plate had actually been etched and pitted, in some cases perforated.

The dentist was taken aback and asked, "How on Earth did this happen? What have you been eating?"
My friend responded, "Nothing too unusual. However, I have been eating more eggs benedict than usual."
"Ah, that explains it!" The dentist said. "I shall have to replace your dental plate. This next one will be entirely made of chrome."
"Chrome? Why chrome?", asks my friend.
"Well", the dentist said, "everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."


I imagine right about now a banal Faber is looking pretty good by comparison, eh mate? [:'(]

And you guys call my jokes bad..........[:D]

i was in Best Buy yesterday and saw Starship Troopers in the 3.99 bin. I left it there[:)]

ORIGINAL: USS America
John, can you get Rhum Barbancourt in AL or FL? It's my favorite, but NC ABC's don't carry it. I buy it at Duty Free in Providenciales for around $17/ 750ml. Price may be higher now, as the distillery had some serious damage in the Haiti earthquake last year. [:(]

If you can find it, pick up the 15 year old Reserve du Domaine. You won't be disappointed.

I don't know. I've not heard of it before. I'll try and remember the name and see if I can get some in FL. Thanks. Love trying out new rums. yums.

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My favorite Larson. [:D]

Tithe...

Lazy Sunday, but no turns... Oh, the humanity! [:(]

So who will be watching the women's soccer world cup? Everyone of you, I assume. [:D]

ORIGINAL: JWE

My favorite Larson. [:D]

Same here. To honor this, my wife and I *still* will scrawl "Cat Fud [sic]" on the grocery list when needed.

ORIGINAL: scott1964

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Back in the 70's we had a collie who thought that one Christmas. My father was not pleased[:D]

ORIGINAL: warspite1

I would ask Grollub to bring on the dancing bananas again, but they may get arrested by the Thread police. I do not want the Bananas put in custardy. Ha Ha Ha Ha [8D]

Hmmm ...

Guess it's time to ...

... give the bananas an opportunity ...