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RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:16 pm
by ilovestrategy
Chuck Norrris doesn't pay taxes. Never.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:51 am
by LST Express
Chuck Norris is an excise tax on the bad guys.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 4:18 am
by bradfordkay
Wasn't he advocating the secession of Texas recently?
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 10:49 am
by ilovestrategy
ORIGINAL: bradfordkay
Wasn't he advocating the secession of Texas recently?
Chuck?
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 10:51 am
by Nemo121
Chuck Norris doesn't advocate. You just do what he TELLS you.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 10:52 am
by Nemo121
As to Kwik E Mart's post... Why on earth would Chuck Norris fight himself? [:D]
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 11:49 am
by jeffk3510
Chuck Norris doesn't own a vacuum cleaner.... Chuck Norris doesn't own anything that sucks.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 1:39 pm
by Nemo121
LOL [:D] I hadn't heard that one before, perfect.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:10 pm
by Schanilec
There are no lesbians......just women who never met Chuck Norris.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:17 pm
by jeffk3510
I have an app (widget whatever the hell they're called, I hate my smartphone but I have to have it for work) that sends Chuck Norris jokes to me daily....
My all time fav....
Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris...
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: jeffk3510
I have an app (widget whatever the hell they're called, I hate my smartphone but I have to have it for work) that sends Chuck Norris jokes to me daily....
My all time fav....
Chuck Norris' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris...
Heh...I have the same app for my Droid, Jeff. [:D]
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:22 pm
by jeffk3510
All the apps and stuff on the phone are cool...cept it does the two main things very poorly.
I can hardly hear anyone and be heard myself....
Chickenboy- the app is really cool. A lot of dumb Chuck Norris facts show up that are not funny at all, but the top ones on there are hilarious.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:26 pm
by jeffk3510
I love how this went from Osama-Trolling-ConspiracyTheories-Cheese-ChuckNorris-SmartPhones
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 3:02 pm
by Nemo121
Yeah, it has really gotten off topic...
Back to talking about Chuck Norris then [:D]
BTW, is there a Norris app for the iphone/ipad? I had a quick look through itunes but couldn't find a proper one.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 3:05 pm
by jeffk3510
The one I use is Nuck Chorris
I have a Samsung...not sure about the IPhone...
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 3:30 pm
by Kwik E Mart
ORIGINAL: JWE
ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart
yeah, but i say The Most Interesting Man in the World takes Chuck Norris with ease...i mean, the guy does have a wallet made out of Chupacabra leather...
You been reading too much Benjamin Radford, bro. Chuck has boots from Chupacabra's mother. Tony Lama, Style-77, Norris-Special Animal Skin.
[:D]
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 3:32 pm
by Kwik E Mart
ORIGINAL: Nemo121
As to Kwik E Mart's post... Why on earth would Chuck Norris fight himself? [:D]
because it would be like matter and anti-matter colliding...end of the universe! [:D]
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 3:42 pm
by Nemo121
BTW, does anyone else think it'd be quite cool if we got a board meme that all responses to trolls would comprise quoting Chuck Norris at them?
The absurdity and pythonesque nature of it appeals to me.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 3:53 pm
by witpqs
ORIGINAL: Nemo121
BTW, does anyone else think it'd be quite cool if we got a board meme that all responses to trolls would comprise quoting Chuck Norris at them?
The absurdity and pythonesque nature of it appeals to me.
[:D]
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 3:56 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Nemo121
BTW, does anyone else think it'd be quite cool if we got a board meme that all responses to trolls would comprise quoting Chuck Norris at them?
The absurdity and pythonesque nature of it appeals to me.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist...