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RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 9:39 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: geofflambert

That also solves my identification problem in post #204. That is a female of
that species. Here is a female of my species, my mom in fact.


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What a lovely singing voice she must have (Ghostbusters).

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 9:51 pm
by BBfanboy
Herr Gornler: Your mammy seems to have much lighter skin than yourself - are you mixed-race? Or just mixed species? [&:]

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 12:07 am
by geofflambert
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Herr Gornler: Your mammy seems to have much lighter skin than yourself - are you mixed-race? Or just mixed species? [&:]


That's Gornier Go-217 to you. I must admit my mama had a dalliance with a horned toad once. Whether I am the issue of that I have never pursued.

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 2:28 am
by BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Herr Gornler: Your mammy seems to have much lighter skin than yourself - are you mixed-race? Or just mixed species? [&:]


That's Gornier Go-217 to you. I must admit my mama had a dalliance with a horned toad once. Whether I am the issue of that I have never pursued.
Can you pick off flies with your tongue? How about drones?
And if so, do you demonstrate in bars to get "attention" of the female persuasion? The world wonders ...

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 3:00 am
by geofflambert
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

Herr Gornler: Your mammy seems to have much lighter skin than yourself - are you mixed-race? Or just mixed species? [&:]


That's Gornier Go-217 to you. I must admit my mama had a dalliance with a horned toad once. Whether I am the issue of that I have never pursued.
Can you pick off flies with your tongue? How about drones?
And if so, do you demonstrate in bars to get "attention" of the female persuasion? The world wonders ...

One time I did. I think her name was St. Pauli Girl. I can't be sure because I was blasted, but it might have been.

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 4:30 am
by LoBaron
ORIGINAL: geofflambert

Lizards only have one kind of seizure - you.

arf

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 12:03 pm
by BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: geofflambert





That's Gornier Go-217 to you. I must admit my mama had a dalliance with a horned toad once. Whether I am the issue of that I have never pursued.
Can you pick off flies with your tongue? How about drones?
And if so, do you demonstrate in bars to get "attention" of the female persuasion? The world wonders ...

One time I did. I think her name was St. Pauli Girl. I can't be sure because I was blasted, but it might have been.
Ah - a delicious Hamburger ....[:'(]

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 3:03 pm
by geofflambert
What do you call it when a hostess serves horse's doovers at her party?  Fox paws.  Pardon my French.

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:07 pm
by Zorch
Ouch.

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RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:19 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: geofflambert

What do you call it when a hostess serves horse's doovers at her party?  Fox paws.  Pardon my French.
With regard to your avatar... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y3eNzF9Y2w

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:27 pm
by geofflambert
signature.  Thanks [:D]  "I'd rather have a root canal" is actually something Hitler said about Francisco Franco.

Maybe it was having teeth pulled. Mannerheim wasn't that bad but he was pretty tough. I think Adolf was on cocaine when he came to visit so that didn't much matter.

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:42 pm
by warspite1
ORIGINAL: geofflambert

signature.  Thanks [:D]  "I'd rather have a root canal" is actually something Hitler said about Francisco Franco.
warspite1

With some evil twats it is at least possible to see how they could mesmerise and en-trance their audience by the power of their oratory performance. But Mussolini..... I mean seriously.... Mussolini... how could anyone not just want to laugh at the buffoon as soon as he stood up and started doing all those ridiculous pouty expressions? What a truly ridiculous (as well as evil) individual....

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:49 pm
by Orm
ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

What do you call it when a hostess serves horse's doovers at her party?  Fox paws.  Pardon my French.
With regard to your avatar... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y3eNzF9Y2w
[:D] [&o]

Thank you for sharing. [:)]

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:51 pm
by Zorch
There is a cliche - 'nations choose rulers who fit their collective personality' (or something to that effect).

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:51 pm
by geofflambert
It's a good thing we don't have anyone around like that these days.

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:52 pm
by Orm
how could anyone not just want to laugh at the buffoon as soon as he stood up and started doing all those ridiculous pouty expressions?
Knowing that you would be beaten to a pulp if you laughed would put a damper on things. Not cheering was probably enough... [:(]

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 6:55 pm
by geofflambert
ORIGINAL: Zorch

There is a cliche - 'nations choose rulers who fit their collective personality' (or something to that effect).

It goes something like 'You get the leaders you deserve'.

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 7:03 pm
by Orm
ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Well you really should pop into the General Discussion Forum from time to time. We don't bite and even Gorns are welcome [:)]

I think you would like the Australian Beauties thread for some reason - and your postings would be a welcome addition.

I was there a long time ago and nobody appreciated my complete and utter infatuation with Rachel Ward.
I am not sure, but I think I must be nobody then. [:)]

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 7:05 pm
by Orm
I think the need for my current signature is passing very quickly.
Would it be possible to explain the need to a dummie like me?

RE: OT Things to ponder

Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 4:57 am
by geofflambert
ORIGINAL: Orm

ORIGINAL: geofflambert

ORIGINAL: warspite1

Well you really should pop into the General Discussion Forum from time to time. We don't bite and even Gorns are welcome [:)]

I think you would like the Australian Beauties thread for some reason - and your postings would be a welcome addition.

I was there a long time ago and nobody appreciated my complete and utter infatuation with Rachel Ward.
I am not sure, but I think I must be nobody then. [:)]

You are admitting to a complete and utter infatuation with Rachel Ward? May I buy you a Guinness? That's all we'll ever get out of that.