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RE: Hello
Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 9:48 pm
by Chickenboy
Never! Always room for SPAM!
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 9:56 am
by wodin
How strange. Arguing about useless post counts or not so useless ones in a useless thread.
Excellent work lads and ladies.
Looking at mine , I have to side with quality not quantity. Though Warspite supports Spurs and started the very popular what book are you reading and what film you watching threads. So I will sit on the fence on this very contentious issue.
I suppose you could only count game relate posts discounting General Discussion ones. Though I don't want to count them!
Or even only count helpful posts. Again not interested in counting.
So probably the fairest and best way is far to time consuming to do, in that case everyone's posts are as great as each others. Everyone s input is appreciated. The forums would be poorer without all your input.
Everyone is a winner. Hurrah!
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 12:36 pm
by Zorch
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 3:59 pm
by Orm
No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 3:59 pm
by Orm
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Never! Always room for SPAM!
Nope. No way. There are only room for spam if you are starving.
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 3:59 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Orm
No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.
Life is not a zero sum game...[:D]
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 4:01 pm
by Orm
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: Orm
No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.
Life is not a zero sum game...[:D]
Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.
We are all the losers... except one winner.
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 4:05 pm
by Titanwarrior89
Bump!
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 4:07 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Orm
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: Orm
No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.
Life is not a zero sum game...[:D]
Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.
We are all the losers... except one winner.
I can see you've never won 2nd prize in a beauty contest.
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 4:08 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: Orm
ORIGINAL: Zorch
Life is not a zero sum game...[:D]
Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.
We are all the losers... except one winner.
I can see you've never won 2nd prize in a beauty contest.
Hey I'd take the flowers and $10.
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 4:09 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Orm
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: Orm
No, they are not all winners. If all win, then all are also all losers. So therefore they are all losers.
Life is not a zero sum game...[:D]
Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.
We are all the losers... except one winner.
Aye. But you unfortunate lot still fill a role here. Thanks for posting Orm.
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 4:12 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Orm
ORIGINAL: Zorch
Life is not a zero sum game...[:D]
Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.
We are all the losers... except one winner.
Aye. But you unfortunate lot still fill a role here. Thanks for posting Orm.
"Our 2nd prize...2 weeks in Philadelphia" - W.C. Fields
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 4:19 pm
by Orm
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Orm
Indeed. You are quite right, old boy. Let me fix that.
We are all the losers... except one winner.
Aye. But you unfortunate lot still fill a role here. Thanks for posting Orm.
"Our 2nd prize...2 weeks in Philadelphia" - W.C. Fields
Is that a prize?! [X(]
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 4:51 pm
by Zap
ORIGINAL: Orm
ORIGINAL: Zorch
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Aye. But you unfortunate lot still fill a role here. Thanks for posting Orm.
"Our 2nd prize...2 weeks in Philadelphia" - W.C. Fields
Is that a prize?! [X(]
And the winner is
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 4:58 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Zap
ORIGINAL: Orm
ORIGINAL: Zorch
"Our 2nd prize...2 weeks in Philadelphia" - W.C. Fields
Is that a prize?! [X(]
And the winner is
An old joke told by W. C. Fields - "First prize is a week in Philadelphia. Second prize is two weeks in Philadelphia".
He also said his tombstone would read, "On the whole, I'd rather be in Phialdephia".
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 5:21 pm
by Orm
Yes. I understood that it was from an old joke. Thank you for completing it.
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 5:23 pm
by Orm
Here is an old Swedish joke (in English - they made an version in English with some of their jokes).
Helt Apropå - The Prize - Gorbatjov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dj1MxMW0QQ
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 7:27 pm
by Zap
[center]FOR FILLING EVERYONE'S APPETITE FOR SPAM WITH USELESS CRAP
THE FORUMITE BOARD UPON THE RECOMMENDATION OF THEIR PEERS
CONFERS UPON
____________________________________________________
The Spam Master Award
[center][/center]WITH ALL RIGHTS, PRIVILEGES,
AND OBLIGATIONS THEREUNTO APPERTAINING.
PRESENTED BY: ____________________________
DATE ___________________[/center]
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 7:43 pm
by Chickenboy
That's actually pretty good! [:D]
RE: Hello
Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 7:47 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Zap
[center]FOR FILLING EVERYONE'S APPETITE FOR SPAM WITH USELESS CRAP
THE FORUMITE BOARD UPON THE RECOMMENDATION OF THEIR PEERS
CONFERS UPON
__________________________Chickenboy____________________________________________________
The Spam Master Award
[center][/center]WITH ALL RIGHTS, PRIVILEGES,
AND OBLIGATIONS THEREUNTO APPERTAINING.
PRESENTED BY: ______Chickenboy_____________________
DATE___________Today and forevermore__________[/center]
I'd like to thank the nominating committee and recognize the valiant, yet pathetic efforts of so many other wannabe posters. They're nice guys and all, but to paraphrase Sean Connery from some sword movie or other that I can't be arsed to look up now, "There can be only one!". [Insert lightning bolt finding sword, clap of thnunder, blah blah.]