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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Dixie
Kids. Who'd have them?

No kiddin' mate. Just wait until you see their college tuition bills.

USDA figures that it costs about $400,000 to raise a kid (for a middle class family) to age 18. Figure about $200,000 in today's money for a 4-year state school. Have two? Set you back $1.2 Mill. Why are we so daft?

Hmmm...millionaires or parents?...millionaires or parents?....which choice do I make? [8|]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Sorry to hear that, Dixie. When is she due?

ORIGINAL: Dixie

Meh tithe. Another week and another reason for Mrs Dixie to be stressed about Baby MkII.

A month ago her bump was too small and the baby could have stopped growing. An 'emergency' trip to the (Not so) local hospital the next day showed that the baby was fine but was sat breach. So two weeks later Mrs D had to go back for another scan to see if Baby MkII had turned, which it hadn't. So they managed to turn the baby around, which gave Mrs D a sore belly for several days. Then she had to go back yesterday to check the baby hadn't turned around again. It's sitting properly still, but they're back to telling us it's stopped growing again, or they buggered up the measurement but they aren't sure which. So now we get to travel back to the hospital on Christmas Eve for yet another scan. If Baby MkII has stopped growing then Mrs D gets cut open for a C-section the day before Christmas [8|] Kids. Who'd have them?

ORIGINAL: Lecivius

TGIF
[&o]

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Chuck Norris Christmas Greeting. [:D]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b22_1387460813

ORIGINAL: Grollub

Chuck Norris Christmas Greeting. [:D]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b22_1387460813