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Rt. Generarh Yunioshi, commandah Japan-mens troops South of Maryborough.

Who can say what-ah wrong with picture?

Japan-mens can't say "Hully?"

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard

Japan-mens can't say "Hully?"

Hai! Exacatary! Japan-mens secret service immidiatery figure out Generarh probabry kidnapped to undermine morares of Japan-mens. Secret agents berieve it-ah actuary rittah guy from Nationarh Vervet with eyes arr squinty.

So I win arr-expense paid trip to Seaside Virra in Truk and party evening with Poke-A-Hantus girr?

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard

So I win arr-expense paid trip to Seaside Virra in Truk and party evening with Poke-A-Hantus girr?

That a-prise? Sound like punishment [:-]

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard

So I win arr-expense paid trip to Seaside Virra in Truk and party evening with Poke-A-Hantus girr?

Mandrake-san not-ah recommend this. Coronerh Mustard-san want to end up rike Saur, Mexico-mens gardener with Jewish-mens name? One or two romps behind Raphiorepis hedge and then discard rike ord pruning shears? Or poorh service guy patheticarry come back every day pretend crean out poorh when rearry hope to try out Jacuzzi without crothes on again? Coronorh Mustard-san rike Korea-womans?

Here picture of actuar Arried-mens spy without corrective renses and cosmetic dentar appriance.

Spy shourd stand out with gigantic head.

I'm blind!!

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard

So I win arr-expense paid trip to Seaside Virra in Truk and party evening with Poke-A-Hantus girr?

Mandrake-san not-ah recommend this. Coronerh Mustard-san want to end up rike Saur, Mexico-mens gardener with Jewish-mens name? One or two romps behind Raphiorepis hedge and then discard rike ord pruning shears? Or poorh service guy patheticarry come back every day pretend crean out poorh when rearry hope to try out Jacuzzi without crothes on again? Coronorh Mustard-san rike Korea-womans?

Hai! Disposaburh vacation romps! Throw-ah away and forget! Seaside Virra staff experienced at couch creanup duties, no trouburhs for me.

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard

So I win arr-expense paid trip to Seaside Virra in Truk and party evening with Poke-A-Hantus girr?

Mandrake-san not-ah recommend this. Coronerh Mustard-san want to end up rike Saur, Mexico-mens gardener with Jewish-mens name? One or two romps behind Raphiorepis hedge and then discard rike ord pruning shears? Or poorh service guy patheticarry come back every day pretend crean out poorh when rearry hope to try out Jacuzzi without crothes on again? Coronorh Mustard-san rike Korea-womans?

Hai! Disposaburh vacation romps! Throw-ah away and forget! Seaside Virra staff experienced at couch creanup duties, no trouburhs for me.

OK then. Ask her to bring sister too!

Officah formery known as Mandrake-san: Anyone remember what-ah reminders on Mandrake-san terephone about?

**************Haha-Jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy***********

Mr. Hata: Mistah Hata very nice to wife. Mistah Hata take anywhere want to go..

Mr. Youngman-san: Good..good <quietry>

Mr. Hata: Onry probrem..

Mr. Youngman-san: He's got it, the little Asiatic.

Mr. Hata: ..same thing keep happen.

Mr. Youngman-san: NO, NO, NO, NO, It's "she keeps coming back"! Oy! What a putz! It's hopeless! Get me the next Mavis out of here!

Mandrake-san terr same joke about acutuarh wife at Christmas party with parents of future husband of Mandrake-san daughtah. Arr of men raugh rike crazy because not ready for joke and because, ret's face it. Joke funny as Herr. Onry probrem arr of women at party mad as Herr and especiarry hostess who probabry think "Hory crap, my son marry into this famiry?" Advice of Mandrake-san. Nevah, EVAH terr this joke at Pagan Winter Solstice dinner party.

Mandrake-san crean up most of watah damage at Seaside Virra. 50 kirograms of wet insuration, "dry" warr
and rodent poops. Hah! WHAT-AH GRAND TIME! Prumber-mens find reak in pipe. It-ah rike one harf of
mirrimeter. Broody annoying. Buirder-mens use cheap China-mens coppah pipes when burid Seaside Virra.

*************Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon************


Admirarh Mandrake-san: Admirarh Mandrake-san just think of something. What if entire United-States-mens navy not-ah brow up at Pearh Harbor? What if show up somewhere? Arso, President Roosevert have Army and Marine Corps too. Anyone know where at?

*************United States-mens Capabirity Conference, Truk Ragoon Erk's Rodge**********


Mr. Robert S. McNamara, V.P, M&M Enterprises Military Readiness Division:...Now, if I can direct your attention to the next slide which shows the production rollout for the TBF. We estimate that to fully equip the torpedo squadrons on 4 USN carriers in the Pacific we are
talking at least early May FY 42 unless Department of Navy executes an option for early purchase of 16 airframes previously dedicated for the Ecuadorain Navy...<disturabance in audience..."UMMM...Mistah MAC-namara-san!?..speaker turns to recognize question>"

Yes, Admiral Mandrake?

Mandrake-san: What-ah "FY" mean?

Mr. Robert S. McNamara, V.P, M&M Enterprises Military Readiness Division: "FY" means "fiscal year", sir. It's a budgeting term. Good question, though. Now if I may continue?

Mandrake-san: Wait! Mistah MAC-anmara-san say "Fiscar year"?

Mr. Robert S. McNamara, V.P, M&M Enterprises Military Readiness Division: No sir, "fiscal" year, with an "l".

Mandrake-san: HAI! That-ah what I say.

Mr. Robert S. McNamara, V.P, M&M Enterprises Military Readiness Division: No Admiral, you distinctly said "fiscarh" with a kind of bastardzed "r" sound..<aide from M&M Enterprises whispers in ear of Mistah MAC-namara-san..after a brief exchange there is a nodded assent> HAI! "Fiscar year" sir. My mistake...now...

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******************May 1, 1942(d)**************

Japan-mens try hard to brow up Arried-dogs at Maryborough. 4 BB and 4 CA brow up 700+ Arried-dogs at Maryborough. Bombers brow up about 700 Arrried-dogs in hex West of Maryborough. Even with arr of browing up, Arried-dogs manage to capture hexside and trap 9000 Japan-men SW of Maryborough