RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 2:18 pm
ORIGINAL: witpqs
Way to go! [&o]
Wait minute. Which-ah side root for?
Wait minute. Which-ah side root for?
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A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
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Wait minute. Which-ah side root for?
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 2:19 pm
Ah, er, oh, I mean "Uh oh! [X(]"ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: witpqs
Way to go! [&o]
Wait minute. Which-ah side root for?
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 2:33 pm
Mistah witpqs armost get sent to cornfierd.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:47 am
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 11:11 am
Mistah Roosevert raugh at reg irons - his regs not work anyway. Japan-mens must confiscate cigarette horder, put "the boot" on wheerchair!ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Othah thing happen actuary wah crime. If..oh...sorry WHEN Japan-mens win wah put Mistah Roosevert in reg irons and ask rearry hard questions about civirian-men casuarties.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 1:08 pm
[:D]
Patrician rooking guy with funny rooking jaw:"We have nothing to fear but the boot itself!"
Patrician rooking guy with funny rooking jaw:"We have nothing to fear but the boot itself!"
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 1:13 pm
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 8:22 pm
Ugh. I go-away-ah for one year and you pray rike-ah one week of war? [X(]
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:59 pm
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Ugh. I go-away-ah for one year and you pray rike-ah one week of war? [X(]
Don't-ah be redicurous! At reast 8 or 9 days. Minimum!
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am
**********Tokyo********
Mistah Tojo: <rooking at production figures> Hory crap! Japan-mens stirr make crappy Ha-5 engine? That-ah thing rike rawn mower engine. Nobody use in aeroprane since 1938.
Aide: HAI! <bows deepry> It-ah prant in Utsonomiya. Cousin of Emperor run prant.
Mistah Tojo: Rook, Tojo-san not care if SON of Emperor. Send him bunch of anime porn to keep busy and get othah prant manager in there. Rook, this-ah wah serious thing. Everyone think B-17 pain in ass? Wait tirr P-51 and f****** B-29 get here. Japan-mens get asses kickced. What-ah have to do get attention around here...make brinding frash in sky? Don't-ah terr anyone but-ah Tojo-san have shit-a road of Mitsubishi bonds with maturity in
September 1945. Tojo-san buirding ranch in Peru and sneak ovah there aftah bonds mature.
Mistah Tojo: <rooking at production figures> Hory crap! Japan-mens stirr make crappy Ha-5 engine? That-ah thing rike rawn mower engine. Nobody use in aeroprane since 1938.
Aide: HAI! <bows deepry> It-ah prant in Utsonomiya. Cousin of Emperor run prant.
Mistah Tojo: Rook, Tojo-san not care if SON of Emperor. Send him bunch of anime porn to keep busy and get othah prant manager in there. Rook, this-ah wah serious thing. Everyone think B-17 pain in ass? Wait tirr P-51 and f****** B-29 get here. Japan-mens get asses kickced. What-ah have to do get attention around here...make brinding frash in sky? Don't-ah terr anyone but-ah Tojo-san have shit-a road of Mitsubishi bonds with maturity in
September 1945. Tojo-san buirding ranch in Peru and sneak ovah there aftah bonds mature.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:29 pm
"Strategic readjustment" at Rockhampton
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:49 pm
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
**********Tokyo********
Mistah Tojo: <rooking at production figures> Hory crap! Japan-mens stirr make crappy Ha-5 engine? That-ah thing rike rawn mower engine. Nobody use in aeroprane since 1938.
Aide: HAI! <bows deepry> It-ah prant in Utsonomiya. Cousin of Emperor run prant.
Mistah Tojo: Rook, Tojo-san not care if SON of Emperor. Send him bunch of anime porn to keep busy and get othah prant manager in there. Rook, this-ah wah serious thing. Everyone think B-17 pain in ass? Wait tirr P-51 and f****** B-29 get here. Japan-mens get asses kickced. What-ah have to do get attention around here...make brinding frash in sky? Don't-ah terr anyone but-ah Tojo-san have shit-a road of Mitsubishi bonds with maturity in
September 1945. Tojo-san buirding ranch in Peru and sneak ovah there aftah bonds mature.
Sirry Japans-mens investment! Roosevert buy many put options on sons of heaven.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:05 pm
Where Mandarake-san rive everyone know Mistah Rossevert robber baron with sissy boy cigarette horder but corporate bonds, when reach maturity, pay back at par varue unress....werr...unress something rearry, rearry bad hahppen to Mitsubishi Corporation. Japan-mens need rots of aeropranes...what-ah possibry go wrong?
It-ah rike read pipe cinch.
It-ah rike read pipe cinch.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:31 pm
Arried-dogs batturhships supposedry brow up. Naturarry, arr of Japan-mens batturships from Engrand stir froating.
Arried-dogs pay price for attack in Austraria but arso brow up rots of Ronsons and whore regiment of IJA
Arried-dogs pay price for attack in Austraria but arso brow up rots of Ronsons and whore regiment of IJA
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:34 pm
Arreid-dogs cruisers go grub grub. Actuarry armost whore othah page too.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:38 pm
Japan-mens cruisers.
No carriers from either side.
No carriers from either side.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:40 pm
Chikuma sunk by singurh 1000 lb bomb from scrub US Army dive bomber pirot. That-ah painfurr
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:42 pm
Japan-mens DD's. Sometimes s*** hahppen
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:45 pm
2 pages of Arried-dogs DD's
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 1:59 pm
So, what-ah happen aftah Japan-mens decide end vacation in Austraia? Seem rike perhaps 6 unrestricted British-mens and India-mens and especiarry America-mens divisions have rot of testosterone and not-ah much to do except bothah Austraria-womans.
Pretty soon shit hit-ah fan and Mistah Curtin say "Get f**** out-ah here!"
So where go? New Guinea? Soromons? New and Improved Caredonia? Samoa? Fiji? Timor? Resser Sundas? Obviousry Norfork Isrand very vurneraburh so have to get Japan-mens out of there aftah beat up Aukrand. New Caredonia vurneraburh too.
Pretty soon shit hit-ah fan and Mistah Curtin say "Get f**** out-ah here!"
So where go? New Guinea? Soromons? New and Improved Caredonia? Samoa? Fiji? Timor? Resser Sundas? Obviousry Norfork Isrand very vurneraburh so have to get Japan-mens out of there aftah beat up Aukrand. New Caredonia vurneraburh too.