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It's a MAN's life in the British Dental Association!

Broody herr, brack dog bite sprior-san in arse, big bite too. sprior-san terr brack dog to bugger off. radio signahs at furr strength now.

Meanwhire broody Indians put up fight in Ceyron. More sons if Nippon on way to show we bettah then them. bahstards

ORIGINAL: sprior

Broody herr, brack dog bite sprior-san in arse, big bite too. sprior-san terr brack dog to bugger off. radio signahs at furr strength now.

ETA: Nevah mind! Good to ah see you back again! Mandrake-san make-ah hash of Japans-mens offensives! Prease to fix!

Understood, ol' chap! (wink, wink)

ORIGINAL: witpqs

Understood, ol' chap! (wink, wink)

Right-oh! The cure for the bite of the black dog is the hair of the dog that bit you! [:)]

Here's an appropriate drinking song that features dark drink, a dog and a question about living....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fudwJZhiYxk

At reast things not this bad yet

ORIGINAL: sprior

At reast things not this bad yet

I think either the book itself or the pelican on the cover would be preferable. Full disclosure: the kids on the cover look...uh...tender...

Notice the background color isa particular shade of green... Soylent Green!

Did "Dr. Pechischer" list any work at concentration camps on his/her resumé?

******************May 21, 1942(d)**************

Oz: Japan-mens try bombard Bundaberg commpretery furr of aeropranes...mostry P-40's and dive bombahs..so have to run away before sun come up.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Bundaberg at 96,155, Range 10,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
DD Yuzuki
DD Hatakaze

Allied Ships
AM Horsham, Shell hits 10, heavy fires, heavy damage

Ha! That-ah teach Arried-dogs resson!

Night Naval bombardment of Bundaberg at 96,155 - Coastal Guns Fire Back!

Japanese Ships
DD Hatakaze
DD Yuzuki

DD Hatakaze firing at 7th Australian Division
DD Yuzuki firing at A/B Battery Heavy Coastal Artillery Regiment
A/B Battery Heavy Coastal Artillery Regiment firing at DD Yuzuki

Then sun come up and at reast 80 Arried-dogs fightah fry ovah Rockhampton. Japan-mens not-ah even try to covah with Zeroes. Not enough suppry in Charter Towahs for drop tanks anyway. Then medium bombahs just fry ovah and drop bombs on IJA. Wah crime.

Othah thing find out is broody Adjective Carriers sitting 150 NE Rockhampton on othah side of reef! This just hahppen to be 10 hexes from Charter Towers so Zeroes without drop tanks cannot attack. Pretty broody crever if ask Mandrake-san. Question is how Arried-dogs figure out Charter Towers row on suppries?

Maybe have Rasputin-san work on Arried-dog side again? Russia-mens rearry crappy at navarh batturhs but-ah pretty good chess and see future.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Maybe have Rasputin-san work on Arried-dog side again? Russia-mens rearry crappy at navarh batturhs but-ah pretty good chess and see future.

Hai! Comfort womens refuse to see Rasputin-san (craim frightened by his size), so Rasputin-san go back to Russia.

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Maybe have Rasputin-san work on Arried-dog side again? Russia-mens rearry crappy at navarh batturhs but-ah pretty good chess and see future.

Hai! Comfort womens refuse to see Rasputin-san (craim frightened by his size), so Rasputin-san go back to Russia.

Oh, great. BBfanboy-san have to bring up ord rumors about Japan-mens. Aftah Japan-mens brow up Ceyron and Austraria maybe come ovah and brow up Victoria.

Quick ah-question, Captain-san? If brow up Victoria (and Westahn Canadian-mens in generahl), how to terr if prace been bombed frat and hastiry rebuirded or just Canadian?

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Maybe have Rasputin-san work on Arried-dog side again? Russia-mens rearry crappy at navarh batturhs but-ah pretty good chess and see future.

Hai! Comfort womens refuse to see Rasputin-san (craim frightened by his size), so Rasputin-san go back to Russia.

Oh, great. BBfanboy-san have to bring up ord rumors about Japan-mens. Aftah Japan-mens brow up Ceyron and Austraria maybe come ovah and brow up Victoria.

Canada-mens suspicious of reasons for Japan-mens overcompensating aggression! Perhaps sake have same effect as tequira?

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Quick ah-question, Captain-san? If brow up Victoria (and Westahn Canadian-mens in generahl), how to terr if prace been bombed frat and hastiry rebuirded or just Canadian?

If no patches on tents, they are new ones. Patches on tents sign of drunken brawrs.

**************May 22, 1942(d)*************

"Pecuriar travah destinations dancing ressons from God"

Mistah Bokonon say this


Oz: Exremery irritaburh Arried-dogs attack, attack, attack. Nobody get joke.
Apparentry run out of British-mens butturships



Night Naval bombardment of Rockhampton at 95,152

Allied Ships
CL Tromp
DD Tenedos
DD Tjerk Hiddes
DD Helm

Japanese ground losses:
29 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled

Airbase hits 2
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 2