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RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 3:57 pm
by Chickenboy
Oops...didn't mean to suggest you were a troll by quoting Chuck Norris at ya'. [;)]
But...did you know that There is no such thing as the theory of evolution? Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 3:59 pm
by Chickenboy
Last one (for now):
We all know the magic word is 'please'. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 4:25 pm
by LST Express
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the @&ck down!
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 4:32 pm
by jeffk3510
Chuck Norris once delivered papers as a boy growing up. We now refer to this as the Tour de France.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 4:54 pm
by LST Express
If Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 4:55 pm
by Smeulders
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 9:30 pm
by Nemo121
Boom of Modified UH-60/Pakistan
A good picture of the baffles at the tail to reduce noise...
As to Chuck Norris, he IS the reason we have stealth... in an attempt to hide from him, a futile attempt.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 10:22 pm
by ilovestrategy
ORIGINAL: jeffk3510
Chuck Norris once delivered papers as a boy growing up. We now refer to this as the Tour de France.
I love it! My stomach hurts, laughing too hard..... [:D]
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 11:26 pm
by Bradley7735
This one been said yet?
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
I like the Tour de France one. That's a new one to me.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 7:31 pm
by bradfordkay
The funny thing is that the Tour de France was started as a gimmick to sell papers - the founder owned the sports paper Le Velo and needed something to drum up interest.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:45 pm
by Grollub
It's said that Chuck Norris has now been rated "11" on the Moh Scale.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:15 pm
by 5thGuardsTankArmy
Regarding the Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden case.
1) Was it legal to go into another soverign country and conduct an armed attack without getting permission from that soverign country first?
2) Is it legal to execute criminals without the due process of the law?
I have no sympathies with Bin Laden and his gang, but on the other hand I have no what so ever sympathies with the 9/11 victims or their families either. They both have something in common, they are probably both religious, ignorant and casualties of war.
(And to you "I love hero best in the world US hallelluja folks, just bring it on.. I won't check this thread any more as I'm leaving now for vaccation - Bye).
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:28 pm
by warspite1
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Both boring and predictable in equal measure.....
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:30 pm
by mjk428
ORIGINAL: 5thGuardsTankArmy
I have no sympathies with Bin Laden and his gang, but on the other hand I have no what so ever sympathies with the 9/11 victims or their families either. They both have something in common, they are probably both religious, ignorant and casualties of war.
I won't check this thread any more as I'm leaving now for vaccation - Bye).
If you should happen to die while on vacation the world would be a better place. I have no sympathy for complete assh*les.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:32 pm
by USSAmerica
Since he said he would be hiding from the mean words in this thread, I PM'ed the Piece of Shit and told him flat out that he is a Piece of Shit!
Perhaps I shouldn't have........ capitalized the words. Shows the little pussy too much respect. [:@]
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:36 pm
by witpqs
Here is a pretty definitive essay on the legality of the OBL strike (written by a law professor):
http://volokh.com/2011/05/06/un-special-rapporteurs-demand-information-to-justify-obl-killing-and-what-holder-should-have-said-and-koh-should-say/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+volokh%2Fmainfeed+%28The+Volokh+Conspiracy%29&utm_content=Google+Reader
It includes this summary:
So, to say what the Attorney General should have said: It is
- okay to enter a country that is “unable or unwilling,”
- okay to use lethal force,
- okay to attack without warning,
- okay to attack an unarmed, unthreatening, but still lawful target,
- okay to attack without inviting surrender,
- okay to press the attack with lethal force and without pause, the exception being if the target were to succeed in completing the act of surrender — which, in this case, is likely to be never, because there will not be enough time, and
- okay not to give the target time to make an attempt at surrender, even if inclined or even attempting, by pausing or slowing the attack.
Note that he also talks about "completion" of a surrender and how that is different than someone merely being unarmed or throwing up their hands or waving a white flag.
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:47 pm
by AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: 5thGuardsTankArmy
Regarding the Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden case.
1) Was it legal to go into another soverign country and conduct an armed attack without getting permission from that soverign country first?
2) Is it legal to execute criminals without the due process of the law?
I have no sympathies with Bin Laden and his gang, but on the other hand I have no what so ever sympathies with the 9/11 victims or their families either. They both have something in common, they are probably both religious, ignorant and casualties of war.
(And to you "I love hero best in the world US hallelluja folks, just bring it on.. I won't check this thread any more as I'm leaving now for vaccation - Bye).
Unfortuanately I can't post what a complete sort of crap that I think you are, the forum censoring software won't permit it. I must say, I have no sympathy for you at all, and you certainly do know about being ignorant. So do everyone a favor, don't come back. I promise you won't be missed. [:@]
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:48 pm
by Nemo121
You know, maybe he'll meet Chuck Norris on his holiday? That would certainly solve THAT problem. [8D]
Guys, seriously, he's obviously just trolling for a reaction. Why on earth are you giving it to him? That's what he is looking for, you are completely playing into his hands. Seriously, just post Chuck Norris jokes in response to trolls, you know it makes sense [:D]
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:53 pm
by AW1Steve
Think of it this way, if we get thrown off the forum, they'll have to throw him off too. I can't think of a better reason to be thrown off than to silence that shit stirrer! [:@]
RE: OT - They got Osama
Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 11:05 pm
by LST Express
5thguardstankarmy count from one to ten. That’s how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you…Fourty seven times