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RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:24 pm
by Nikademus
Soccer woose

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:25 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Guinness-drinking freakish waste of carbon...

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:31 pm
by Nikademus
crap danish beer drinkin euro-trash.

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:33 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Uncultured American slimeball with the intellect of a soiled piece of balsa wood.

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:36 pm
by Nikademus
Illiterate Danish tree sloth with the IQ of a depressed lemming.


RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:39 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Subhuman SUV-driving nincompoop!

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:51 pm
by Nikademus
bicycle riding idiot who never grew out of training wheels

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:55 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Knuckle-dragging, MTV-watching, motorcycle sidecar-looking flathead.

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:57 pm
by Nikademus
brain dead BBC watchin Vespa driving virgin.


RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:00 pm
by DuckofTindalos
You know, this is getting pointless. I can't argue with someone from a "culture" that would produce TV shows like "Newlyweds" and "The Simple Life"; you'll never be able to ascend to my level.

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:10 pm
by Nikademus
Being the culture that spawned such classic hits such as Knight Rider and "Baywatch", you can only dream of some day reaching for the heights from which we look down on you.

[:'(]

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:14 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Bah! Soon, your pathetic excuse for a parody of a joke of a travesty of a country will be relegated to the dustheap of history, where it so richly belongs.

(Too bad Speedy's not here; he'd enjoy this. Did the smart thing and went out drinking with his buds [:D])

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:22 pm
by Nikademus
Bah....we'd annex your pathetic little country...but we already have Rhode Island.

(beer is coming soon.....about 15 minutes.

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:27 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Have a good one! I'm reading an interesting book I found at my local library today, called "Okinawa 1945"; it's written entirely from the Japanese perspective, using Japanese sources.

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:31 pm
by Nikademus
I'm reading up on the Battle of Kursk. Been a while and i wanted to seperate the facts from the revisionism.

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:33 pm
by DuckofTindalos
Plenty of that around these days...[8|]

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:58 am
by Speedysteve
Looks like you guys had fun [:'(]

We came 5th out of 14 teams in the quiz. Ah well.

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:57 pm
by Speedysteve
More battles across the theatre. Nik attacks Lae with little effect. Zero's do their job.

Allied losses: 35
Japanese losses: 22

Cool stuff: PM flak claims 4 Betties. I-Boat sets AE Pyro on fire [:D]

AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/21/42

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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 30
Ki-21 Sally x 80
Ki-15 Babs x 4

Allied aircraft
P-40E Warhawk x 10

Japanese aircraft losses
Ki-21 Sally: 3 destroyed, 2 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 7 destroyed


Allied ground losses:
26 casualties reported

Airbase hits 3
Airbase supply hits 1
Runway hits 28

Aircraft Attacking:
13 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
8 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
13 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
15 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
6 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
4 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
2 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
2 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
2 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 9

Allied aircraft
Wirraway x 2
Kittyhawk I x 11
P-39D Airacobra x 28

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Wirraway: 2 damaged
P-39D Airacobra: 1 destroyed, 5 damaged

Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
2 x Wirraway bombing at 2000 feet
24 x P-39D Airacobra bombing at 2000 feet
3 x P-39D Airacobra bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Port Moresby , at 53,91

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 63
G4M1 Betty x 23

Allied aircraft
Kittyhawk I x 7
P-40E Warhawk x 1

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed, 1 damaged
G4M1 Betty: 4 destroyed, 13 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Kittyhawk I: 3 destroyed, 1 damaged
P-40E Warhawk: 1 damaged

Aircraft Attacking:
17 x G4M1 Betty bombing at 15000 feet
2 x G4M1 Betty bombing at 15000 feet
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Day Air attack on 14th Mortar Battalion, at 38,37


Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 29
IL-4c x 6
SB-2c x 12


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
26 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x IL-4c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
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Day Air attack on 50th Chinese Corps, at 38,37

Japanese aircraft
Ki-43-Ib Oscar x 6
Ki-21 Sally x 40
Ki-15 Babs x 1

No Japanese losses


Allied ground losses:
46 casualties reported

Aircraft Attacking:
20 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet
20 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 10000 feet

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Ground combat at 38,37

Japanese Bombardment attack

Attacking force 32272 troops, 370 guns, 17 vehicles

Defending force 47659 troops, 189 guns, 0 vehicles



Allied ground losses:
39 casualties reported


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Ground combat at 50,28

Japanese Deliberate attack

Attacking force 15937 troops, 194 guns, 0 vehicles

Defending force 3502 troops, 24 guns, 0 vehicles

Japanese assault odds: 2 to 1


Japanese ground losses:
70 casualties reported

Allied ground losses:
2 casualties reported
Guns lost 1


Defeated Allied Units Retreating!
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AFTER ACTION REPORTS FOR 05/22/42


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Sub attack at 113,75

Japanese Ships
SS I-156

Allied Ships
AE Pyro, Torpedo hits 1, on fire, heavy damage
TK S.C.T. Todd
TK Paul Shoup
TK Victor H Kelly
TK Cathwood
AO Cuyama
DD Kilty
DD Crane
DD Crosby
DD Dent
CL Concord

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Day Air attack on Kohima , at 34,25

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 26
Ki-21 Sally x 78
Ki-15 Babs x 5

Allied aircraft
P-40E Warhawk x 5

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed
Ki-21 Sally: 5 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
P-40E Warhawk: 2 destroyed, 1 damaged


Allied ground losses:
7 casualties reported

Airbase hits 6
Airbase supply hits 2
Runway hits 19

Aircraft Attacking:
9 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
9 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
14 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
11 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
6 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
5 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
3 x Ki-21 Sally bombing at 17000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 9

Allied aircraft
Wirraway x 2
Kittyhawk I x 7
P-39D Airacobra x 24

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Wirraway: 2 destroyed
P-39D Airacobra: 3 destroyed, 3 damaged

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x P-39D Airacobra bombing at 2000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 8

Allied aircraft
B-17E Fortress x 20

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed, 3 damaged
G4M1 Betty: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
B-17E Fortress: 5 damaged

Japanese ground losses:
5 casualties reported

Runway hits 2

Aircraft Attacking:
14 x B-17E Fortress bombing at 20000 feet
6 x B-17E Fortress bombing at 20000 feet
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Day Air attack on Port Moresby , at 53,91

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 57
G4M1 Betty x 8

Allied aircraft
Kittyhawk I x 6

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed, 1 damaged
G4M1 Betty: 7 damaged

Allied aircraft losses
Kittyhawk I: 6 destroyed

Runway hits 2

Aircraft Attacking:
5 x G4M1 Betty bombing at 15000 feet
3 x G4M1 Betty bombing at 15000 feet
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Day Air attack on 15th Naval Guard Unit, at 38,37


Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 3
IL-4c x 3
SB-2c x 6


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
32 casualties reported
Guns lost 2

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
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Day Air attack on 16th Naval Guard Unit, at 38,37


Allied aircraft
P-40B Tomahawk x 22
IL-4c x 3
SB-2c x 6


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
59 casualties reported
Guns lost 1

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x IL-4c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
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Day Air attack on 2nd Tank Regiment, at 38,37


Allied aircraft
IL-4c x 3
SB-2c x 6


No Allied losses

Japanese ground losses:
20 casualties reported
Vehicles lost 2

Aircraft Attacking:
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x IL-4c bombing at 8000 feet
3 x SB-2c bombing at 8000 feet
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Day Air attack on Lae , at 54,87

Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 8

Allied aircraft
Kittyhawk I x 5
Beaufort I x 9

Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed

Allied aircraft losses
Kittyhawk I: 2 destroyed
Beaufort I: 1 damaged

Runway hits 1

Aircraft Attacking:
6 x Beaufort I bombing at 13000 feet
3 x Beaufort I bombing at 13000 feet

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:04 pm
by DuckofTindalos
ORIGINAL: Speedy

I-Boat sets AE Pyro on fire [:D]

How apt![:D] Now you just have to blow up the AK Crater...

RE: Guinness Wars: Speedy vs Nik

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:10 pm
by Speedysteve
Indeedo Mr T. I chuckled when Pyro was hit I really did.