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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Sign seen near my office today:


Lucinda's Restaurant and Fruteria


I'm not quite sure but I think it is a combination restaurant and gay bar. I'll go check it out later.

ORIGINAL: witpqs

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Sign seen near my office today:


Lucinda's Restaurant and Fruteria


I'm not quite sure but I think it is a combination restaurant and gay bar. I'll go check it out later.

[:-] A married man! That should be "I won't go check it out later."

[;)] [:D]

ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

Now thats a real fan.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Silas say, "Don't sit on lip of active volcano."

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

I finally opened the letter from the State of California after it stared at me all weekend. It was a refund. [:D]

The Feds want another 2 grand..useless racemose parasites.


I went to Disneyland this weekend. Would you believe the Tiki Room is still open? It is hilariously politically incorrect. There is a Mexican McCaw who says "welcome to the cho seeenor". I actually heard the hispanic woman next to me gasp in horror. That alone was worth the price of admission.

I closed my eyes like a teenage girl on the Splash Mountain log ride and it got caught on the automatic camera.....bloody embarrassing*


*Edited to clarify what a "log ride" was [:)]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior

Can't we just agree to wage merciless warfare of the cardboard/computer code variety and forego the gross out stuff:).

Not in this AAR.

[:)] We could get by on less "filler" if we could just get the turns back from Admirar Rord Nerson.



Speaking of "filler", I have often wondered, how much do you have to weigh to be considered a "large animal vet"?

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

In a sense, yes. Lots of animals serve, Lord Admiral Sprior. Mules and horses would be amongst the larger animals represented, I'd imagine, in the US Army. Elephants are probably still used in the Myanmar or Thai armies. Many more dogs (sniffer, guard, patrol, etc.) represented in our army. Some of the veterinarians that accompanied Gulf War I's liberation of Kuwait found themselves busily taking care of abandoned lions and the like at the zoo.

It's a man's life in the USA Veterinary Corps. [8D]

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Stalker Girl and I threw a Halloween party this year. She has this geeky porcelain Halloween village collection she likes to set out. I like it because I invite my son who brings all the hot 20 something girls in revealing costumes......oh wait.....that sounds lecherous doesn't it? Ah, what the Hell, who am I trying to kid, it IS lecherous.

I was a Club Gitmo all-expenses-paid guest of the US Govmt. in an orange jumpsuit and beard and turban. A real badd azz Al Quaeda type....U'liqqa M'dik.

My son said, "Hey Dad, that's pretty cool, did you dye your chest hair grey"? [:@] I was a little mad at him till one of his friends came up and said, "Hi Mr. Mandrake, thanks for inviting me." She was dressed a mermaid, bare to the waist with a single seashell tied over each breast. Madre de Dios! I had to keep telling myself, "focus, don't look at the headlights".

We served Omaha Steaks, thin sliced with tatziki sauce and horesradish. It was a hit. Stalker Gril got plastered. I had to go to sleep about 12:45 and just left all the hard cores downstairs. [:)] In the morning, I was picking stuff up and found a single, breast-sized seashell on the floor. I wish I could have been there to help.