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It might be the biggest thing they want from you, Steve...[;)]

Morning tithe... Seeing as the current theme is on Woman, I should make a comment on them now. But I won't, as the voices in my head are probably wrong.

ORIGINAL: goodboyladdie

It might be the biggest thing they want from you, Steve...[;)]

You are confusing what you want with what they want. [:D]

Seriously , despite all the millions of years we've been on the planet , we are still wired like the cavemen were. (Men want beautiful babes to satisfy their every sexual whim. Women want someone to keeps them safe and comfortable. "Fresh kill" is represented by chochlate. Security today means not just physical safety , but emotional safety with the occassional backrub.) Nemo's the expert. Ask him. But keep in mind that men and women ARE wired differently. When you train a dog, or a horse , or any other living critter , you try to see it from how they think. Women are critters too! (As are we). So just keep it simple and basic. Think like a caveman. What's a cave woman want? THERE's your answer. [:D]

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

Morning tithe... Seeing as the current theme is on Woman, I should make a comment on them now. But I won't, as the voices in my head are probably wrong.

1st rule of a successful male....keep those voices inside your head, INSIDE YOUR HEAD! [:-] Appearances are everything. (Come to think of it, that's a good rule in dealing with bosses and people who influence your career too!). [:D]

There's a much simpler version of the Male Mantra: Shut up and listen.

That will never do you wrong.

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Schanilec

Autumn is near. Leaves are a fallin'. Shaved my 5 month non-trimmed goatee off in preparations for the winter beard. Getting deer tags in the mail. One more to get. Three should do it. Going to be cooler this weekend upper 60's to low 70's.`Tis is the season.

No! It's still summer! This Winter will be mild! No leaves are falling! The weather is not cooling! It will be summer forever and ever!

You are confusing your home with North Carolina! [;)]

ORIGINAL: DivePac88

Morning tithe... Seeing as the current theme is on Woman, I should make a comment on them now. But I won't, as the voices in my head are probably wrong.

If a married man is alone in the forest and he says something, is he still wrong? [:D]

Of course he is!  His wife can read his mind from home while watching "Real Housewives of XXX land."  [:D]

Good night, Brothers.  [>:]

There's a much simpler version of the Male Mantra: Shut up and listen.

An even simpler one is: Shut up.

And a Good Morning

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

Mornin' gang [:)]

Good morning - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]

ORIGINAL: sprior

There's a much simpler version of the Male Mantra: Shut up and listen.

An even simpler one is: Shut up.

Way too complex. I recommend an even simpler one: Sh...[:'(]. Or the simplest of all: [vacuous silence suggesting a blank stare].

Remember, it takes 43 muscles to frown and only 8 to smile. But it takes no muscular effort whatsoever to sit there with a stupid look on your face. [:D]

ETA: The previous was posted for humor purposes only. Sitting there with a blank stare on your face instead of listening in stone silence ("properly") will get ya pummeled by the hominid female phenotype.

Good morning to all.

She was in a state of insobriety,
Inconveniencing the passengers,
Removing their glasses,
Dancing erotic dances.

Satisfactory Bowel Movement Tithe...

ORIGINAL: Terminus

She was in a state of insobriety,
Confusing the passengers,
Removing their glasses,
Dancing erotic dances.

Satisfactory Bowel Movement Tithe...

Holy crap! [X(] [:D]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

She was in a state of insobriety,
Confusing the passengers,
Removing their glasses,
Dancing erotic dances.

Satisfactory Bowel Movement Tithe...

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!![X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(][X(]

Slant rhyme...[8D]