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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:40 am
by Cap Mandrake
Ammo eaters.
Night Time Surface Combat, near Bundaberg at 96,155, Range 12,000 Yards
Japanese Ships
BB Hiei
CA Maya
CA Kumano
CL Kiso
DD Yugumo
DD Kazegumo
DD Yuzuki
Allied Ships
AM Lithgow, Shell hits 2, and is sunk
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:41 am
by Cap Mandrake
More
Night Time Surface Combat, near Bundaberg at 96,155, Range 10,000 Yards
Japanese Ships
DD Samidare
Allied Ships
AMc Coolbar, Shell hits 1, and is sunk
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:42 am
by Cap Mandrake
Apparentry CV's not-ah here.
Night Naval bombardment of Bundaberg at 96,155
Allied aircraft
no flights
Allied aircraft losses
F4F-3 Wildcat: 2 damaged
PBY-5A Catalina: 11 damaged
PBY-5A Catalina: 1 destroyed on ground
B-17E Fortress: 45 damaged
Blenheim IV: 9 damaged
Blenheim IV: 1 destroyed on ground
B-26 Marauder: 6 damaged
B-26 Marauder: 1 destroyed on ground
SBD-3 Dauntless: 10 damaged
A-24 Banshee: 8 damaged
Wirraway: 5 damaged
B-25C Mitchell: 4 damaged
Japanese Ships
BB Hiei
CA Kumano
CA Maya
CL Kiso
DD Yuzuki
DD Kazegumo
DD Yugumo
Allied ground losses:
664 casualties reported
Squads: 2 destroyed, 9 disabled
Non Combat: 12 destroyed, 46 disabled
Engineers: 3 destroyed, 10 disabled
Vehicles lost 8 (5 destroyed, 3 disabled)
Resources hits 3
Airbase hits 13
Airbase supply hits 8
Runway hits 61
Port hits 10
Port fuel hits 4
Port supply hits 5
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:47 am
by Cap Mandrake
B-17's attract burrets
Night Naval bombardment of Bundaberg at 96,155
Allied aircraft
no flights
Allied aircraft losses
B-17E Fortress: 20 damaged
SBD-3 Dauntless: 4 damaged
Wirraway: 3 damaged
B-25C Mitchell: 2 damaged
Blenheim IV: 1 damaged
Japanese Ships
CL Natori
DD Hatsuharu
Allied ground losses:
22 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
Airbase hits 2
Runway hits 4
Port hits 1
Port fuel hits 1
CL Natori firing at Bundaberg
DD Hatsuharu firing at 7th Australian Division
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:55 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Rast bombardment of night.
Night Naval bombardment of Bundaberg at 96,155
Japanese Ships
DD Samidare
Allied ground losses:
43 casualties reported
Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled
Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled
DD Samidare firing at 7th RAA Coastal Artillery Regiment
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:56 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Minesweeper get in way
Day Time Surface Combat, near Bundaberg at 96,155, Range 19,000 Yards
Japanese Ships
DD Samidare
Allied Ships
DMS Long, Shell hits 2, heavy fires
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:57 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Bombardment mostry brow up airopranes at Bundaberg because nobody take off. This-ah good but probrem British-mens frat-tops diappear.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 1:51 pm
by Cap Mandrake
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 2:59 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Arried-dogs commandahs make fun of Japan-mens commandahs and send message on short wave "Hey, Arried-mens scutturh frat tops to save points" [:D]
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 4:16 pm
by Cap Mandrake
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RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:43 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Japan-mens find Adjective carriers hiding rike rittah girhs.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:47 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Recon on Brisbane stirr crappy but-ah most rikery arr of Arreid-dogs fightah aeropranes at Brisbane. Possibry courd send in 24 kts batturships purchased in Engrand but rikery end up right next to Brisbane when sun come up and it-ah be rike target practice for SBD's and Stringbags.
Some staff idiot at Townsvirre accidentarry send AKE's off toward Rabaurh so Hiei not aburh to get burets.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 1:51 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Seem rike Arried-mens have 5 options:
1) Go back to Bundaberg and move fightahs ovah there. This seem rike bad idea because Zeroes from Townsvirre and Charter Towers aburh to reach here. Arso, runway stirr have hores.
2) Stay at Brisbane either in ocean or in port. Main probrem this idea is Arried-dogs armost certainry see batturships off shore so naturarry be rittah bit concerned.
3) Drive South to Newcasturh with rever 3 AF. If nothing go wrong can make prace before sun come up because Adjective carriers pretty fast.
4) Drive rearry fast and try get to Sydney (if have enough operation points)
5) Drive rearry fast to NE and try disappear in Corarh Sea
Seem rike Newcasturh or escape to NE best options. If Adjective carriers reach Sydney can drop bombs arr day and perhaps not-ah sink.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 2:50 pm
by BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Seem rike Arried-mens have 5 options:
1) Go back to Bundaberg and move fightahs ovah there. This seem rike bad idea because Zeroes from Townsvirre and Charter Towers aburh to reach here. Arso, runway stirr have hores.
2) Stay at Brisbane either in ocean or in port. Main probrem this idea is Arried-dogs armost certainry see batturships off shore so naturarry be rittah bit concerned.
3) Drive South to Newcasturh with rever 3 AF. If nothing go wrong can make prace before sun come up because Adjective carriers pretty fast.
4) Drive rearry fast and try get to Sydney (if have enough operation points)
5) Drive rearry fast to NE and try disappear in Corarh Sea
Seem rike Newcasturh or escape to NE best options. If Adjective carriers reach Sydney can drop bombs arr day and perhaps not-ah sink.
BBF suggest honoraburh option 6 - adjective carriers go rearry fast to Merhborne, refuerh, then go to Cape Town to participate in sperring bee.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:46 am
by sprior
Sir, sir we captcha Trincomaree!
Broody good how, what we-ah captcha?
Thirty thahsand tins of this:
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 12:57 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Jorry good show!
Even hear about on Tokyo Rose! Prease to send some of Engrish-mens tinned beef to South Pacific.
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 5:22 pm
by BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: sprior
Sir, sir we captcha Trincomaree!
Broody good how, what we-ah captcha?
Thirty thahsand tins of this:
Rook! Even have pictchahs of mad cows in biohazard symburh on side!
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:11 pm
by Disco Duck
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: sprior
Sir, sir we captcha Trincomaree!
Broody good how, what we-ah captcha?
Thirty thahsand tins of this:
Made in Argentina?
Rook! Even have pictchahs of mad cows in biohazard symburh on side!
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:04 pm
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: BBfanboy
Rook! Even have pictchahs of mad cows in biohazard symburh on side!
[:D]
RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 3:35 pm
by Cap Mandrake
****************Inoeriarh Japan-Navy-mens HQ, Tokyo*************
<there is a very rarge map of Corarh Sea, Austraria, New Guinea and South Pacifics on a 10x10m taburh. Attractive young Japan-womans in rike schoorh girh outfits push wooden ship moderhs around map with big, rong sticks. There is brue wooden ship at Brisbane on map with 20 red ships arr around. Most attractive womans reach ovah rairing and rift up one reg to push blue moderh arr of way up toward Towsnvirre. Arr of Japan-mens officahs stop working and rean ovah discreetry to get bettah rook. Room seem to correctivery hord breath........>
Yamamoto, sitting in command chair: <exasperated> ARRIGHT! THAT ENOUGH! What-ah wrong with everyone? Nevah see pretty womans before? This-ah pathetic! Time for geisha rater. First someone terr idiot Admirarh Mandarake SINK BROODY ADJECTIVE CARREIRS!