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Monday Parole - tithe. [&o]

ORIGINAL: USS America

Hi Jeremy, tell John that real men don't need motors for their boats or their bikes!  [:'(]

Oh yeah right I'll be sure and do that. Why don't you tell him? He is acting like a 10 yo in a candy store and needs a parent to spank his butt and get his attention. but i am no parent, and I actually think he can get that stupid thing running in a month or so. but it keeps him out of our hair for a while. [:D]

ORIGINAL: sprior

Welcome to the iphone 4! http://judasphone.com/

Here is another: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg

Although a warning, has some foul language.

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G'night gents [>:][>:][>:]

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

dear thread...went to Pottery Barn yesterday with wife unit...it should be called Purgury (sp?) Barn IMO...advertise deck chairs in catalog...get to store..."oh, sorry...those can only be ordered on-line" GRRRRRHRHRHRGHHGHGHGH!!!!!! [:@][:@][:@] dear thread, please smite them (Pottery Barn) heavily (nothing life threatening...just a scare of some sort)

Kwik E Mart, I've just one question...what were you doing in a Pottery Barn in the first place? Unless you were taking shelter from a tornado, you've got some 'splainin' to do, sir. [:-]

ORIGINAL: Dixie

The latest vessel from Dixie's shipyard. HMS Prince Albert, a converted Belgian cross-channel ferry.

I thought it was a sardine fishing ship. At least that's what the tins in the cupboard are named after.

Hi all,

Zssssssssss time... [>:][>:][>:]


Leo "Apollo11"

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

dear thread...went to Pottery Barn yesterday with wife unit...it should be called Purgury (sp?) Barn IMO...advertise deck chairs in catalog...get to store..."oh, sorry...those can only be ordered on-line" GRRRRRHRHRHRGHHGHGHGH!!!!!! [:@][:@][:@] dear thread, please smite them (Pottery Barn) heavily (nothing life threatening...just a scare of some sort)

The only thing worse than being with wu in Pottery Barn is being with wu in a fabric store...not that I've ever done that! (But really, I have [:(])

Post work tithe.

Login word: CUOMOX. Apparently little Andrew has a firm backing in the forum software demographic. [:D]

ORIGINAL: Terminus

Is the word "Purgatory" what you're looking for, Kwik E?

actually, purgatory works quite well! but i was going for perjury...

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

dear thread...went to Pottery Barn yesterday with wife unit...it should be called Purgury (sp?) Barn IMO...advertise deck chairs in catalog...get to store..."oh, sorry...those can only be ordered on-line" GRRRRRHRHRHRGHHGHGHGH!!!!!! [:@][:@][:@] dear thread, please smite them (Pottery Barn) heavily (nothing life threatening...just a scare of some sort)

Kwik E Mart, I've just one question...what were you doing in a Pottery Barn in the first place? Unless you were taking shelter from a tornado, you've got some 'splainin' to do, sir. [:-]

<sigh> i must admit to my fellow thread bretheren that i was weak and fell prey to the temptations put before me. wife unit promised many wonderous and amazing things if i were to accompany her to said den of iniquity. whether she speaks with forked tongue or will truly reward me with delights unfortold remains to be seen...give me strength, brothers! [:(][:o][:(]

ORIGINAL: radar

ORIGINAL: Kwik E Mart

dear thread...went to Pottery Barn yesterday with wife unit...it should be called Purgury (sp?) Barn IMO...advertise deck chairs in catalog...get to store..."oh, sorry...those can only be ordered on-line" GRRRRRHRHRHRGHHGHGHGH!!!!!! [:@][:@][:@] dear thread, please smite them (Pottery Barn) heavily (nothing life threatening...just a scare of some sort)

The only thing worse than being with wu in Pottery Barn is being with wu in a fabric store...not that I've ever done that! (But really, I have [:(])

<shudder> i feel your shame, brother! be of brave heart and remember that the grace of the thread forgives all [&o]

A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that ... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.


Hey Mike I really like this one[:D]

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire...and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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Oh Bruce. Why must you hurt my brain?

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Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire...and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

Ahhh, the reason I keep coming back here[:D][:D][:D]

Tithe[&o]