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ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal Brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the Brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."

Bruce, I love puns, but that one was BAD! [:D]

ORIGINAL: BrucePowers

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that ... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.


Hey Mike I really like this one[:D]

Much better! [:D]

ORIGINAL: thegreatwent

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire...and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

Ahhh, the reason I keep coming back here[:D][:D][:D]

Tithe[&o]

Good to see you, TGW! [:)]

You're going down this week in the baseball league! [:'(]

You'll have to earn it, bring your A game[:'(]

So far, Joe Mauer is bringing his A game.  [;)]

Gah, I think he's outplayed my entire offense single handed. Good for the Twins. Bad for me.[8|]

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with ... transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products, and since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California . This, of course, is the origin of the expression, ... "He who has a Tate's is lost!"

Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. The King’s last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it".
"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!" Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."

Booooooh...[:'(][:D]

Good moaning

Hi all,

Good morning!


Leo "Apollo11"

Hi all,

ORIGINAL: sprior

Good moaning

"'Allo 'Allo!" mode Simon? [8D]


Leo "Apollo11"

Good morning gents.

... and a pail of over-ripe vegetables goes in Bruces' direction ... [:D]

Morning tithe.

Good morning - Tithe. [&o][&o][&o]

Hi all,

Some videos from leonard Cohen's concert we attended on Sunday... [:)]


Leonard Cohen - So long, Marianne (Zagreb 2010):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wNSE8fAa7k


Leonard Cohen & Webb Sisters - If It Be Your Will (Zagreb 2010):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hEMy5fC0KY


Leo "Apollo11"

Good morning tithe...

Hi all,

Hello Steve!


Leo "Apollo11"