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RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:41 pm
by AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Terminus
[:(][:(][:(]
Cheer up T! Is it really that bad?[&:]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:53 pm
by AW1Steve
Well, I'm still an idiot. Despite much playing around with it, still can't get my sig banner to work. DESPITE Dixie's kind help.[:o][8|]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:05 pm
by Dixie
That's because you've not got the full image address between the tags mate [:)]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:25 pm
by Onime No Kyo
Post work tithe.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:42 pm
by DuckofTindalos
ORIGINAL: Dixie
That's because you've not got the full image address between the tags mateĀ [:)]
Actually, it's because he's got two closed tags, instead of an open and a closed tag. Steve, remove the slash from the first tag.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:53 pm
by AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: Terminus
ORIGINAL: Dixie
That's because you've not got the full image address between the tags mateĀ [:)]
Actually, it's because he's got two closed tags, instead of an open and a closed tag. Steve, remove the slash from the first tag.
Many thanks Kristan![&o] Are things going better for you now?[&:]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:57 pm
by AW1Steve
To T and Dixie [&o][&o][&o][&o][&o][&o]
Note to self: it's always the small , little things. I just nearly returned my new home theatre system cause the ^^&&**&^@#$ thing kept dying after a few hours. A very bright young man at Bose thought of having me look under the power supply for a very tiny little switch. Which was set for European current! [8|]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:29 pm
by BrucePowers
Since last night went so well..................[:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:31 pm
by BrucePowers
An 82-year-old man went in to have his annual
physical. Afterwards, the doctor gave the man a
jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back
a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave him the jar which was
as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked him why the jar was empty and
the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first
I tried with my right hand, but nothing -- then I
tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left -- still nothing.
She tried with her mouth -- first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door,
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.....'
The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbor?"
"Yep replied the old man,
None of us could get that darn jar open."
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:02 pm
by Grollub
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:03 pm
by Grollub
G'night gents [>:][>:][>:]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:04 pm
by Grollub
Hey, page 922 don't look as pristine as Simon promised! [:'(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:29 pm
by BrucePowers
[:D][:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:22 am
by scott64
12 American Towns and their claim to fame. [:D][X(]
The Lost Luggage Capital of the World: Scottsboro, Alabama
The Fire Hydrant Capital of the World: Albertville, Alabama
The Rolle Bolle Capital of the World: Ghent, Minnesota
The Fruitcake Capital of the World: Claxton, Georgia
The Cowboy Capital of the World: Bandera, Texas
The Honeymoon Capital of the World: Niagara Falls
Cow Chip Throwing Capital of the World: Beaver, Oklahoma
The Halloween Capital of the World: Anoka, Minnesota
The Jell-O Capital of the World: Le Roy, New York
The Earmuff Capital of the World: Farmington, Maine
The Carpet Capital of the World: Dalton, Georgia
Ice Cream Capital of the World: Le Mars, Iowa
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:36 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: scott1964
12 American Towns and their claim to fame. [:D][X(]
The Lost Luggage Capital of the World: Scottsboro, Alabama
The Fire Hydrant Capital of the World: Albertville, Alabama
The Rolle Bolle Capital of the World: Ghent, Minnesota
The Fruitcake Capital of the World: Claxton, Georgia
The Cowboy Capital of the World: Bandera, Texas
The Honeymoon Capital of the World: Niagara Falls
Cow Chip Throwing Capital of the World: Beaver, Oklahoma
The Halloween Capital of the World: Anoka, Minnesota
The Jell-O Capital of the World: Le Roy, New York
The Earmuff Capital of the World: Farmington, Maine
The Carpet Capital of the World: Dalton, Georgia
Ice Cream Capital of the World: Le Mars, Iowa
Woot Minnesota! Heavily represented in the CTF listings! [&o]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:38 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: BrucePowers
An 82-year-old man went in to have his annual
physical. Afterwards, the doctor gave the man a
jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back
a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave him the jar which was
as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked him why the jar was empty and
the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first
I tried with my right hand, but nothing -- then I
tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left -- still nothing.
She tried with her mouth -- first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door,
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.....'
The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbor?"
"Yep replied the old man,
None of us could get that darn jar open."
Nothing but putrid filth. Atta boy, Bruce. [&o]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:01 am
by Apollo11
Hi all,
Good morning!
Leo "Apollo11"
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:12 am
by comte
I'm back on the inter-web good morning from Holbrook
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:35 am
by gladiatt
Hello Guys
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:40 am
by Dixie
ORIGINAL: gladiatt
Hello Guys
Bonjour! How are you Eric? It's been a while since we've crossed paths. How is Claire doing now?