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"Broody herr, we good. We win too many wars, no-one rike us now." Sprior
Wonder what Lars thinks??? I just ordered a gadget deposit on Nagasaki. I'd be the first
to admit, it's desperation.

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

It's weird, reading this AAR....
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It even worse when your inner monorugue sound rike this.

That-ah redicurous generarr...generr..branket statement.

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: sprior




Broody herr, we good. We win too many wars, no-one rike us now.

Hai! Rike Tom Brady-san

Mandrake-san talk to Warren Beatty? WB-san can get peopurh different Oscars ....

Not-ah exactry. WB-san can stand around podium with rook of uncertainty and proverbiar crueress rook rike has Richard in hand.

ORIGINAL: sprior

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

It's weird, reading this AAR....
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It even worse when your inner monorugue sound rike this.

HAI! Or when inner monorogue escape to outside.

Mandarake-san risten to Doors on Pandora then take Pinhead rescue dog on wark. Pretty soon start sing...Maandarake-san, not-ah dog...

"If you give this man ride..sweet Emiry wirr die...there kirrer on road...there kirrer on road..Ohhhh"

(deep chortle, as only a man well on in years can emit) much safer reading here than,.....well elsewhere. Zulu san have many angry neighbors, thinks new TVs
should actuary dispense drugs instead of constant promises,

"When Mandarake-san watch tv and man come on and terr Mandarake-san
How white shirt-ah can be
But,can't be man 'cause othah guy not-ah smoke
Same cigarettes as Mandarake-san

Mandarake-san can't get no...."

Hai! Hai! Hai! Dat's what-ah I-ah say! Satis-fah-k-shun!

Keith Richards not-ah even born yet in WWII(e). Just ROOK rike born in 1920

Apparentry no need to worry about gadgret. Honorabrah Lars san say attack remind him of Horywood (hey dat funny) movie scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzJv2dCJ2xk


OT: favorite album Exile on Main Street

I swear, I most times think that the purpose of this AAR is to get my eyes to cross.

ORIGINAL: Lowpe

I swear, I most times think that the purpose of this AAR is to get my eyes to cross.

Mandarake-san rike Lowpe-san. Seem rike onryone not-ah jearous of previous success of Mandarake-san and SPrior-san.[:)]

If Lowpe-san have any more good ideas how Shinto boys beat white boys, prease to say. Arigato.

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: Lowpe

I swear, I most times think that the purpose of this AAR is to get my eyes to cross.

Mandarake-san rike Lowpe-san. Seem rike onryone not-ah jearous of previous success of Mandarake-san and SPrior-san.[:)]

If Lowpe-san have any more good ideas how Shinto boys beat white boys, prease to say. Arigato.

Prease to say, we broody crue-ress

Prease to start with screen shot of HI production? Prease-from 'industry screen', serect HI and show production from high to row. Chickenboy-san wish-ah see arr cities with HI production.

Domo.

********Grorious Emperor Brithday Sqaure, Sapporo, next day******

<Srightary gooffy rooking guy in Fedora stand on running board tanker truck that-ah say "M&M Enterprises: Hydrocarbon Division"...rong rine of rittah short Jpaan-womans rine up for gasorine rations. Everyone smiring because city just run out yestahday>

Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective, big smire on face: Prease to not-ah push. Prenty foh every womans courtesy of friendarry Kampeitei!

OK, here what hahppen. New arriavrh of fuerh convoys in HI prus temporary stop on convoy refuerh of Hokkaido-Honshu resource convoys prus new agreement with M&M Enterprises for free ricensing of rikenesses and arr rights pertain to Japan-snow monkeys in exchange for gasorine and kerosene and dieserh which, somehow company have in Japans...Don't ask Mandarake-san...no rearry...Do NOT ask Mandarake-san if know what good idea....arr of this fix production derays in Japans.

Everyone have to admit. Even though Aran Hata srightarry retarded, seem to have skirr for this kind of thing.

Upon kind advice Lowpe-san, change ovah Oscar production to Tojo. Tojo indeed require Ha-34 motors. This-ah free up Ha-35 production for use fancy Zeroes but-ah mean production of Ha-34 pretty soon not-ah enough.

Seem-ah rike arr of Ha-34 motors come from Emeperor nephew factory in Maebeshi. Emperor nephew
try to hire new Japan-mens to buird more Ha-34 but-ah apparentarry everyone make pachinko machines or something rike this.

OK, pretend Mandarake-san and perhaps SPrior-san not actuarry read arr of 1925 Navarh Treaty. Here engine production Maebeshi.

Ha-34 arready previousry expanded for Heren production but Heren take 2 Ha-34 otherwise prane crash into ground. Present production Heren and Tojo arready use up Ha-34 engines...arready brirriant just-in-time inventory controrh but-ah pretty soon frip over to "botturh-neck" which-ah not so brirriant.

So here question:

Emperor nephew not-ah find enough Japan-mens to expand Ha-34. What-ah do now?

--"Invite" more Korea-mens ovah?
--"Invite" British-mens ovah from Burma>
--Stop pachinko machine production?

Big fight on Ruzon. Japan-mens attack right industry and manpower and resources and suppry and Firrpino and Americ-mens in Manira by air for coupurh months. Eveidentarry it start to work because Arried-dogs give up Crark Fierd and have too much coffee so attack Japan-mens in urban center of Manira.

Ground combat at Manila (79,77)

Allied Deliberate attack

Attacking force 46432 troops, 527 guns, 106 vehicles, Assault Value = 1587

Defending force 11354 troops, 86 guns, 182 vehicles, Assault Value = 417

Allied adjusted assault: 632

Japanese adjusted defense: 1227

Allied assault odds: 1 to 2

Combat modifiers
Defender: terrain(+)
Attacker:

Japanese ground losses:
459 casualties reported
Squads: 2 destroyed, 37 disabled
Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 21 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 13 disabled
Vehicles lost 78 (6 destroyed, 72 disabled)

Allied ground losses:
2799 casualties reported
Squads: 15 destroyed, 289 disabled
Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 23 disabled
Engineers: 1 destroyed, 16 disabled
Guns lost 28 (2 destroyed, 26 disabled)

Assaulting units:
26th PS Cavalry Regiment
1st PA Constabulary Regiment
41st PA Infantry Division
71st PA Infantry Division
31st PA Infantry Division
3rd/12th PA Inf Battalion
2nd PA Constabulary Regiment
102nd PA Infantry Division
91st PA Infantry Division
57th PS Infantry Regimental Combat Team
51st PA Infantry Division
1st PA Infantry Division
4th PA Constabulary Regiment
1st/45th PS Inf Battalion
2nd PA Constblry HW Regiment
I Philippine Corps
803rd Aviation Engineer Battalion
PAF Aviation
88th PS Field Artillery Regiment
1st PI Base Force
1st USMC AA Battalion
Nichols Field AAF Base Force
Asiatic Fleet
200th & 515th Coast AA Regiment
Cavite USN Base Force
Clark Field AAF Base Force
301st Construction Battalion

Defending units:
4th Tank Regiment
20th Infantry Regiment
9th Infantry Regiment
16th Engineer Regiment
16th Recon Regiment
7th Tank Regiment

Rook rike most of Americ-mens move back to Bataan with chicken MacArthur

Advance in othah direction near Towsnville.