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Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 2:34 pm**

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Siamese Road. It's quite touchy because too much activity at any node along the way (Rahaeng, Nakhon, Udon Thani) and the flow slows.

Kratie, further down the road to Saigon has also been seized.

What in the name of Saint Crispen's Day are you doing with your MSPaint? [&:]

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 2:35 pm**

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

In order to act as a supply hub, a base must posses > 3x the calculated need of the base (after supplying any units at the base).

This sounds suspiciously to me like something you would have read verbatim in the manual. [:-]

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 2:40 pm**

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Cahrles de Gaulle Brigade

Are these the LARP guys? What happened to their animals?

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 2:48 pm**

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Cahrles de Gaulle Brigade

Are these the LARP guys? What happened to their animals?

Mandrake made a typographical error. These are the LRMP. Formerly known as the Mummenschanz brigade. Currently commanded by Colonel Shields and Major Yarnell.

The good news is that they bring plenty of toilet paper along with them wherever they go.

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 4:45 pm**

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

In order to act as a supply hub, a base must posses > 3x the calculated need of the base (after supplying any units at the base).

This sounds suspiciously to me like something you would have read verbatim in the manual. [:-]

I'm beginning to think that he's read the manual as well.

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 4:49 pm**

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Cahrles de Gaulle Brigade

Are these the LARP guys? What happened to their animals?

Mandrake made a typographical error. These are the LRMP. Formerly known as the Mummenschanz brigade. Currently commanded by Colonel Shields and Major Yarnell.

The good news is that they bring plenty of toilet paper along with them wherever they go.

Unfortunately, General Marceau became a casualty when he attempted to mime a man being run over by a 10 ton tank.

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 5:27 pm**

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

Are these the LARP guys? What happened to their animals?

Mandrake made a typographical error. These are the LRMP. Formerly known as the Mummenschanz brigade. Currently commanded by Colonel Shields and Major Yarnell.

The good news is that they bring plenty of toilet paper along with them wherever they go.
Fortunately, General Marceau became a casualty when he attempted to mime a man being run over by a 10 ton tank.

I fixed that for you.

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 5:41 pm**

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Mandrake made a typographical error. These are the LRMP. Formerly known as the Mummenschanz brigade. Currently commanded by Colonel Shields and Major Yarnell.

The good news is that they bring plenty of toilet paper along with them wherever they go.
Fortunately, General Marceau became a casualty when he attempted to mime a man being run over by a 10 ton tank.

I fixed that for you.

[:D]
He mistook the word 'mine' for 'mime'.

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:24 pm**

Not to mention:

Cahrles de Gaulle

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:31 pm**

ORIGINAL: RangerJoe

Not to mention:

Cahrles de Gaulle

Oh, broody Herr! Mother-san the white boys are being mean again

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:33 pm**

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

I'm beginning to think that he's read the manual as well.

That sir, is libelous! I demand you retract it!

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:39 pm**

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk

I'm beginning to think that he's read the manual as well.

That sir, is ribelous! I demand you retract it!

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:51 pm**

So I took a week off after Christmas. I remember it being really fun but I'm not sure of all the details.

I think I mentioned the wedding and the bar in Sunset Beach but, honestly, I'm not sure if it was inside my head or I really said something publicly (this happens often).

Anyway, I go back to work on Monday and it is damn busy so I finish up for the morning and I need something to eat so I drive down the street and decide not to go to In and Out because one of my patients works there and she always says
"Hi, Dr Mandrake" and everyone looks at me like "what are you doing here you ******* hypocrite?"...so I go across the street to Carls Jr and I am looking up at the menu and can't find the $3 burger I ordered last time.

The nice Hispanic young lady behind the counter says..."Can I help you?"

Me: Ummm...I' trying to remember what I ordered last time?

The nice Hispanic young lady: Oh, the California Classic!

Me: THATS IT! How did you know that?

The nice Hispanic young lady: Because that is what you always order. [X(]

Now, keep in mind I hadn't probably been there is 2 weeks. How the Hell did she remember that? I wish the drug companies would bring in lunch like they used to the cheap bastards. I blame Michael Moore.

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:13 pm**

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: MakeeLearn

Cahrles de Gaulle Brigade

Are these the LARP guys? What happened to their animals?

Mandrake made a typographical error. These are the LRMP. Formerly known as the Mummenschanz brigade. Currently commanded by Colonel Shields and Major Yarnell.

The good news is that they bring plenty of toilet paper along with them wherever they go.

I always thought it was the Mummenweiss brigade? Or Mummenschwartz brigade? Or maybe the Mummenschwantz brigade?

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 11:27 pm**

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

ORIGINAL: Zorch

Are these the LARP guys? What happened to their animals?

Mandrake made a typographical error. These are the LRMP. Formerly known as the Mummenschanz brigade. Currently commanded by Colonel Shields and Major Yarnell.

The good news is that they bring plenty of toilet paper along with them wherever they go.
I always thought it was the Mummenweiss brigade? Or Mummenschwartz brigade? Or maybe the Mummenschwantz brigade?

The Munchhausen Brigade. Boy, do they tell some good stories.

Posted: **Fri Jan 10, 2020 11:47 pm**

ORIGINAL: Zorch

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy

ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

Mandrake made a typographical error. These are the LRMP. Formerly known as the Mummenschanz brigade. Currently commanded by Colonel Shields and Major Yarnell.

The good news is that they bring plenty of toilet paper along with them wherever they go.
I always thought it was the Mummenweiss brigade? Or Mummenschwartz brigade? Or maybe the Mummenschwantz brigade?
The Munchhausen Brigade. Boy, do they tell some good stories.

Nah. Technically, they get somebody else to tell the story for 'em. Then it's Munchhausen-by-proxy.

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:39 pm**

Air losses previous day

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:45 pm**

I went over to Lowes. They have light bulbs that are likely to last longer than I am. Why would I buy something like that?

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:48 pm**

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

I went over to Lowes. They have light bulbs that are likely to last longer than I am. Why would I buy something like that?

Same reason you buy life insurance?

Posted: **Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:49 pm**

********January 13, 1943(e)***********

Sundas: No spotted IJN surface forces within range of Kai-elanden, Dobo or Taberfane so I send a USMC Def. Bn. to Kai-elanden.

Ohhhh...crap.

ASW attack near Kai-eilanden at 80,115

Japanese Ships
CA Kumano
DD Natsugumo
DD Yayoi
DD Uranami

Allied Ships
SS Peto

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