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RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:08 pm
by Onime No Kyo
Incorrect. A Yodega is where Yoda goes shopping for beer and Cheetos. [:'(]
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:10 pm
by Mynok
ORIGINAL: gladiatt
ORIGINAL: Mynok
Not sure anything would have helped. Just one of those sore throat/congestion/feel awful kind of viruses that leave you just animate enough to torment your spouse. [:'(]
Actually she's been quite good, truth be told.....she's just not much in the way of company at the moment.
[:D]
Despite the disease of you both, just a quick post to say that i am glad to read you are back safe.
There was a French Hostage killed in Mauritania a few days ago...i was fearing you could be in the same area....
Nice to see you back.
We were very close to there. Fortunately, we were mostly out in the villages where the problems are less.
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:07 am
by Chickenboy
ORIGINAL: Mynok
Recovering from bug acquired on the plane ride (most likely). Wife has now entered the bad phase of the disease.
Note to self: get the disease AFTER one's wife has had it to avoid whining.
Welcome back, brother brush hat. I too felt the inexorable reminiscence of Montezuma upon my return from Manila two weeks ago. Good on you for doing the right thing out there, dude.
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:10 am
by Chickenboy
As an aside, I've missed you jokers, misfits and turds over the last few weeks. I'm looking forward to contributing my usual daily drivel here, unabated by international or transcontinental travel.
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:22 am
by USSAmerica
Tired - Tithe. [&o]
I wanted to spend some time with AE this evening, but after errands, I'm beat. [>:]
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:08 am
by sprior
If I were to estimate, I would say roughly 26.37% of things went wrong today. But thats just a rough estimate, you understand.
So you're estimate is wrong too. Now you'll need to up the percentage.
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:09 am
by sprior
I've missed you jokers, misfits and turds over the last few weeks
You silver-tongued cavalier!
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:12 am
by sprior
Oh, and good morning.
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:21 am
by gladiatt
ORIGINAL: sprior
If I were to estimate, I would say roughly 26.37% of things went wrong today. But thats just a rough estimate, you understand.
So you're estimate is wrong too. Now you'll need to up the percentage.
i work in statistics and percentage. (that's a wonderful job [8|]. Please get me out of here quickly [;)] )
one of my favorite joke was to tell
"according to the last statistics, 43% of the statistics are wrong". Nobody ever catche the joke. [:o]
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:23 am
by gladiatt
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: gladiatt
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
Why don't we create a "conspiracy theory" thread? We can put them all in one place? And the participants can high jack from each other. It would also be much easier to avoid.
Isn't there something in Abyss from James Cameron like this:
- You are seing plot everywhere !
- But there are plot everywhere !
Anyway, there was a plot.
I told you all about it a few days ago.
A plot to deprive me of a new job of B level in french administration of Rescue, a plot wich could have lead me to become General of The Big Staff, and then to
DOMINATE THE WORLD
MUHAHA AHAHAHAHAH (evil mad laugh)
going to take my little pills
And once I have "vanilla" WITP loaded and patched up, you will have your opportunity![:D]
I thought you had chosen another opponant [X(] (no complain at all, i can understand !).
Now, if the offer is still valid, i start to fear the results
[:o]
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:07 am
by comte
ORIGINAL: Terminus
ORIGINAL: sprior
ORIGINAL: Terminus
Off to see "Inception" tonight. See you all later!
Swa that with Mrs P. Not a bad film and little Leo is all growed up.
In a world full of braindead remakes and catering-to-the-lowest-common-denominator mass-produced teen-angst vampire tripe, Inception was refreshingly original. Demands every ounce of your attention.
I'll have to check it out. Movies lately just have been total garbage I haven't seen anything good in awhile. And as I've mentioned before I have seen all the vampire movies my wife has taken me to all 3 of the Twilight saga [:'(]
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:08 am
by comte
ugh this humidity is killing me..........
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:16 am
by sprior
"according to the last statistics, 43% of the statistics are wrong". Nobody ever catche the joke.
And of course, 87.6% of all percentages quoted are mde up on the spot.
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:17 am
by sprior
my wife has taken me to all 3 of the Twilight saga
My daughter is a Twightard. My wife is a Trueblood fan.
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:25 am
by sprior
Did anyone remember WW1's birthday yesterday? Should we send a "sorry it's late" card?
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:43 am
by Apollo11
Hi all,
Good day!
Leo "Apollo11"
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:44 am
by Apollo11
Hi all,
ORIGINAL: sprior
Did anyone remember WW1's birthday yesterday? Should we send a "sorry it's late" card?
Yep... I did... my gradfather fought in it...
Leo "Apollo11"
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:08 am
by sprior
Now I know why there are 2 differnt words in Enlish for live and dead meat:
"Pig is English in origin, pork is French. Sheep is English, mutton is French. Cow is English, beef is French. When it's in a cold and muddy field covered in dung, it's named in English. When it's been cooked and carved and put on a table with a glass of wine, it's referred to in French."
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:08 am
by sprior
ORIGINAL: Apollo11
Hi all,
ORIGINAL: sprior
Did anyone remember WW1's birthday yesterday? Should we send a "sorry it's late" card?
Yep... I did... my gradfather fought in it...
Leo "Apollo11"
My great-great uncle died in it. Fortunately both my grandfathers survived WW1 Part Deux.
RE: THE THREAD!!
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:25 am
by Apollo11
Hi all,
National holiday here today...
Leo "Apollo11"