RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:56 pm
Maybe I'll bring it to the cookout...... [:'(]
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Maybe I'll bring it to the cookout...... [:'(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:57 pm
UNP!
Nice to have hairy mango lady gone....yeeks, that image will haunt my nightmares for a while......
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:19 pm
BTW , trust my Martian friend to be the one person to know about Green/Orange whiskey![:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:27 pm
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
BTW , trust my Martian friend to be the one person to know about Green/Orange whiskey![:D]
i don't even know if Knockando and Glennfiddish are Green or Orange , but i like those [;)]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:30 pm
Login word OQAQYA...[&:][&:]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:32 pm
Original title of Mel Gibson's Apocalypse.
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:37 pm
ORIGINAL: gladiatt
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
BTW , trust my Martian friend to be the one person to know about Green/Orange whiskey![:D]
i don't even know if Knockando and Glennfiddish are Green or Orange , but i like those [;)]
They are Scottish, and in theory that would make them closer to Orange. And I like them two! [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:38 pm
ORIGINAL: Terminus
Login word OQAQYA...[&:][&:]
I once heard an island man hit his thumb with a hammer and he yelled something like that![:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:51 pm
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
ORIGINAL: gladiatt
ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
BTW , trust my Martian friend to be the one person to know about Green/Orange whiskey![:D]
i don't even know if Knockando and Glennfiddish are Green or Orange , but i like those [;)]
They are Scottish, and in theory that would make them closer to Orange. And I like them two! [:D]
Ive zer zomeving elze zan sgodj vizgi ???? Hmmmmm ????
had ze chanz to go to zgotland, and did not even visited a tisdillery....a lidstillery....a distillery !!! vat a chem...a shame [:D]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:59 pm
All this talk of rum punch and Glenfiddich makes me thirtsy, but now I must choose between rum and scotch. Or do I?
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:14 pm
Rum punch time - Tithe. [&o]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:15 pm
They say that you should learn something new everyday. Today, I decided to stay home and mow my lawn.
I learned a lot on the subject of rattlesnakes.
1) according to the University of Nebraska department of agricultures web site there are few rattlesnakes in my area , and they generally avoid people.
2) there is at least one such snake who apparently a) didn't visit the web site and read that fact. or b) that at least one such snake didn't hear,understand or care about it, and has little or no regard or people, their property or their LAWNMOWER!
Frankly , I'm going with #2 , or the concept I call for short, "The retarded rattler" .(To avoid hate mail or legal investigations, I submit to you that "mentally challenged rattlesnake" just doesn't cut it!). Not having time to get my shotgun and load it rocksalt, I simply used my lawn mower as an offensive weapon! (Weapon of grass destruction?). I do belive that the "retarded rattler" has learned to "Stay off the geezers lawn!". [:D] Of course with my luck, the little #$%%%$# will come back with reinforcements! [X(]
I learned a lot on the subject of rattlesnakes.
1) according to the University of Nebraska department of agricultures web site there are few rattlesnakes in my area , and they generally avoid people.
2) there is at least one such snake who apparently a) didn't visit the web site and read that fact. or b) that at least one such snake didn't hear,understand or care about it, and has little or no regard or people, their property or their LAWNMOWER!
Frankly , I'm going with #2 , or the concept I call for short, "The retarded rattler" .(To avoid hate mail or legal investigations, I submit to you that "mentally challenged rattlesnake" just doesn't cut it!). Not having time to get my shotgun and load it rocksalt, I simply used my lawn mower as an offensive weapon! (Weapon of grass destruction?). I do belive that the "retarded rattler" has learned to "Stay off the geezers lawn!". [:D] Of course with my luck, the little #$%%%$# will come back with reinforcements! [X(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:07 pm
You know, you *could* have collected said rattler for dinner too. Mmmm....rattler...tastes like chicken...ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
They say that you should learn something new everyday. Today, I decided to stay home and mow my lawn.
I learned a lot on the subject of rattlesnakes.
1) according to the University of Nebraska department of agricultures web site there are few rattlesnakes in my area , and they generally avoid people.
2) there is at least one such snake who apparently a) didn't visit the web site and read that fact. or b) that at least one such snake didn't hear,understand or care about it, and has little or no regard or people, their property or their LAWNMOWER!
Frankly , I'm going with #2 , or the concept I call for short, "The retarded rattler" .(To avoid hate mail or legal investigations, I submit to you that "mentally challenged rattlesnake" just doesn't cut it!). Not having time to get my shotgun and load it rocksalt, I simply used my lawn mower as an offensive weapon! (Weapon of grass destruction?). I do belive that the "retarded rattler" has learned to "Stay off the geezers lawn!". [:D] Of course with my luck, the little #$%%%$# will come back with reinforcements! [X(]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:15 pm
ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
You know, you *could* have collected said rattler for dinner too. Mmmm....rattler...tastes like chicken...ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
They say that you should learn something new everyday. Today, I decided to stay home and mow my lawn.
I learned a lot on the subject of rattlesnakes.
1) according to the University of Nebraska department of agricultures web site there are few rattlesnakes in my area , and they generally avoid people.
2) there is at least one such snake who apparently a) didn't visit the web site and read that fact. or b) that at least one such snake didn't hear,understand or care about it, and has little or no regard or people, their property or their LAWNMOWER!
Frankly , I'm going with #2 , or the concept I call for short, "The retarded rattler" .(To avoid hate mail or legal investigations, I submit to you that "mentally challenged rattlesnake" just doesn't cut it!). Not having time to get my shotgun and load it rocksalt, I simply used my lawn mower as an offensive weapon! (Weapon of grass destruction?). I do belive that the "retarded rattler" has learned to "Stay off the geezers lawn!". [:D] Of course with my luck, the little #$%%%$# will come back with reinforcements! [X(]
The lawn mower would have turned it into something between snake chirosi and snake tar tare. I've had rattler , and I really didn't care for it. Besides, only gator tail tastes like chicken (ok, sweet chicken). [:D] Thinking about it, with all the grass involved, it would probably be more like "snake salad". Besides, is "retarded rattler" safe to eat? [X(] Sounds more like "mad snake" waiting to happen ! (yes, I know that he wasn't too pleased, but that's not what I meant).
I would have been more likely to leave him impaled on the lawn as a warning for his kin to "keep off my lawn" , but then I'd have to deal with those PETA folks. [:D]
BTW,just got your turn, I'll get back to you by evening. [:)]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:33 pm
G'night friends [>:][>:][>:]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:42 pm
Hi all,
Zssssssss time... [>:][>:][>:]
Leo "Apollo11"
Zssssssss time... [>:][>:][>:]
Leo "Apollo11"
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:44 pm
Hi all,
No more such pictures please!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Leo "Apollo11"
No more such pictures please!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Leo "Apollo11"
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:54 pm
Tithe... [&o]
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:34 pm
ORIGINAL: anarchyintheuk
That's almost Terminus' toe level offensive.
Side note: Never found cross-dressing inherently funny, which is odd because I enjoy so much british comedy.
ok, ok...maybe a little over the top...but in my state of delirium due to the fact that i'm outta here in an hour and a half clouded my judgement...
RE: THE THREAD!!!
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:50 pm
I'm a member of Save Our (Rattle) Snakes International. We're VERY interested in this case...very interested indeed.ORIGINAL: AW1Steve
They say that you should learn something new everyday. Today, I decided to stay home and mow my lawn.
I learned a lot on the subject of rattlesnakes.
1) according to the University of Nebraska department of agricultures web site there are few rattlesnakes in my area , and they generally avoid people.
2) there is at least one such snake who apparently a) didn't visit the web site and read that fact. or b) that at least one such snake didn't hear,understand or care about it, and has little or no regard or people, their property or their LAWNMOWER!
Frankly , I'm going with #2 , or the concept I call for short, "The retarded rattler" .(To avoid hate mail or legal investigations, I submit to you that "mentally challenged rattlesnake" just doesn't cut it!). Not having time to get my shotgun and load it rocksalt, I simply used my lawn mower as an offensive weapon! (Weapon of grass destruction?). I do belive that the "retarded rattler" has learned to "Stay off the geezers lawn!". [:D] Of course with my luck, the little #$%%%$# will come back with reinforcements! [X(]