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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:50 pm
by Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Zorch
Zorch-san think Mandrake schizophrenic and play himself in dual AAR.
Mandarake-san nevah pray with serf...werr...unress itch or something..or maybe new Betty Graburh pictures come in mair.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:53 pm
by Cap Mandrake
No America-mens air attack in aftahnoon. Probabry stop for hot shit on shingurh.
80 Netties at Suva stay home. Apparentarry it-ah day of big base musicarh comedy show.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:56 pm
by Zorch
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
ORIGINAL: Zorch
Zorch-san think Mandrake schizophrenic and play himself in dual AAR.
Mandarake-san nevah pray with serf...werr...unress itch or something..or maybe new Betty Graburh pictures come in mair.
Zorch-san velly welieved. Nothing verse than pray youwself and not rinn.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 3:56 pm
by Cap Mandrake
**********Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon*********
Admirarh Mandarake-san: HAI! New Betty Graburh pictures here. Mandarake-san be back in coupurh minutes.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 4:08 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Ohhhh....baby...head exprode rike knee mortah round.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 4:35 pm
by Cap Mandrake
Air rosses armost identicarh. Few more bombers for Japan-mens...few more fightahs for Arried-mens.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 4:46 pm
by Zorch
Allied Intelligence report: Japanese soldiers are easily distracted by scantily clad pinups of young females. Recommend air dropping large quantities over enemy bases prior to engaging.

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 4:55 pm
by BBfanboy
ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
No America-mens air attack in aftahnoon. Probabry stop for hot shit on shingurh.
80 Netties at Suva stay home. Apparentarry it-ah day of big base musicarh comedy show.
Hai! Ha-Ha Jima Schoor of Yiddish Comedy come out to support empire.
Giving Nerr drivers time to see show is reast Base Commandah can do!

RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 8:02 pm
by FlyByKnight
Hilarious AAR. Keep up the good work, Mandrake-san!
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:58 pm
by zuluhour
HAI !
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RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 11:35 am
by Cap Mandrake
***********August 2, 1942(d)***********
Crazy bastard Arried-dogs forrow Japan-mens back toward Suva.
Cruiser force try find Arried frattops at night. Instead find squiggary destroyah.
Night Time Surface Combat, near Eua at 139,168, Range 6,000 Yards
Japanese Ships
CA Chokai
DD Hayashio
DD Kasumi
DD Amagiri
DD Asanagi
DD Wakatake
Allied Ships
DD Caldwell
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 11:36 am
by Cap Mandrake
Probabry Chokai sair right by carriers because crazy bastards head NW toward Suva.
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 11:39 am
by Cap Mandrake
Probabry damaged ships return to Arried-dogs base somewhere in Cook or Society Isrands.
ASW attack near Lifuka at 141,168
Japanese Ships
SS I-16
Allied Ships
DD Lamson
DD Litchfield
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 11:42 am
by Cap Mandrake
Frying Fish forget Chef Prudome secret brackened snappah powder so torpedo hit Shokaku but nothing brow up....haha. Someone remind Mandarake-san send thank you note Misth Minderbinder.
Sub attack near Moala at 133,163
Japanese Ships
CV Shokaku
CA Aoba
CS Chitose
DD Asagiri
DD Tanikaze
DD Yugumo
DD Yuzuki
DD Ushio
DD Sazanami
Allied Ships
SS Flying Fish
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 11:45 am
by Cap Mandrake
Hory crap! Crazy bastards! Too much expresso or cocaine or something.
Not-ah sure what-ah hahppen to Japan-mens fightah covah. Shit hit fan pretty much.
Morning Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163
Weather in hex: Moderate rain
Raid detected at 69 NM, estimated altitude 20,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 27 minutes
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 46
A6M2-N Rufe x 13
Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 3
Allied aircraft
F4F-4 Wildcat x 27
SBD-3 Dauntless x 38
TBF-1 Avenger x 12
Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed
A6M2-N Rufe: 1 destroyed
Allied aircraft losses
F4F-4 Wildcat: 3 destroyed
SBD-3 Dauntless: 6 destroyed, 4 damaged
SBD-3 Dauntless: 1 destroyed by flak
TBF-1 Avenger: 5 destroyed, 1 damaged
Japanese Ships
CV Hiyo, Bomb hits 2, on fire
CV Shokaku
CV Zuikaku
CVL Zuiho, Bomb hits 1, on fire
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 11:48 am
by Cap Mandrake
2/3rd of Betty pirots from Suva stay behind and have mimosas or something. Damnit!
Pussies!
Morning Air attack on TF, near Tongatapu at 134,168
Weather in hex: Heavy rain
Raid detected at 78 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 27 minutes
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 27
G4M1 Betty x 15
Allied aircraft
F4F-4 Wildcat x 68
Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 5 destroyed
G4M1 Betty: 4 destroyed, 3 damaged
G4M1 Betty: 2 destroyed by flak
Allied aircraft losses
F4F-4 Wildcat: 3 destroyed
Allied Ships
CV Yorktown
CV Lexington
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 11:50 am
by Cap Mandrake
Pretty werr coordinated attack but stir get murdered by broody Wirdcats.
Morning Air attack on TF, near Tongatapu at 134,168
Weather in hex: Heavy rain
Raid detected at 80 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 34 minutes
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 48
B5N2 Kate x 16
D3A1 Val x 25
Allied aircraft
F4F-4 Wildcat x 49
Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 5 destroyed
B5N2 Kate: 5 destroyed, 2 damaged
B5N2 Kate: 2 destroyed by flak
D3A1 Val: 7 destroyed, 6 damaged
D3A1 Val: 1 destroyed by flak
Allied aircraft losses
F4F-4 Wildcat: 2 destroyed
Allied Ships
CV Hornet
CV Lexington, Torpedo hits 1
CV Yorktown
CV Enterprise
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 11:51 am
by Cap Mandrake
Arried straggerers get murdered too.
Morning Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163
Weather in hex: Moderate rain
Raid detected at 13 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 4 minutes
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 19
A6M2-N Rufe x 4
Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 2
Allied aircraft
SBD-3 Dauntless x 15
No Japanese losses
Allied aircraft losses
SBD-3 Dauntless: 5 destroyed, 1 damaged
Japanese Ships
CVL Zuiho, on fire
and
Morning Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163
Weather in hex: Moderate rain
Raid detected at 43 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 19 minutes
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 15
A6M2-N Rufe x 4
Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 1
Allied aircraft
SBD-2 Dauntless x 10
No Japanese losses
Allied aircraft losses
SBD-2 Dauntless: 6 destroyed
and
Morning Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163
Weather in hex: Moderate rain
Raid detected at 43 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 19 minutes
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 15
A6M2-N Rufe x 4
Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 1
Allied aircraft
SBD-2 Dauntless x 10
No Japanese losses
Allied aircraft losses
SBD-2 Dauntless: 6 destroyed
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 11:54 am
by Cap Mandrake
Aftahnoon
Nice try but run out of bombahs.
Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Tongatapu at 134,167
Weather in hex: Overcast
Raid detected at 79 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 33 minutes
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 37
B5N2 Kate x 6
D3A1 Val x 5
Allied aircraft
F4F-4 Wildcat x 34
Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 4 destroyed
B5N2 Kate: 3 destroyed, 1 damaged
D3A1 Val: 3 destroyed
Allied aircraft losses
F4F-4 Wildcat: 1 destroyed
Allied Ships
CV Enterprise
RE: Aran Hata, Srightarry Retarded Detective
Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 11:56 am
by Cap Mandrake
Arried-dogs get tired as werr. Everyone tongue hang out..rie down on marburh froor.
Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Moala at 133,163
Weather in hex: Light rain
Raid detected at 33 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet.
Estimated time to target is 15 minutes
Japanese aircraft
A6M2 Zero x 41
A6M2-N Rufe x 8
Ki-45 KAIa Nick x 3
Allied aircraft
F4F-4 Wildcat x 10
TBF-1 Avenger x 11
Japanese aircraft losses
A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed
A6M2-N Rufe: 1 destroyed
Allied aircraft losses
F4F-4 Wildcat: 1 destroyed
TBF-1 Avenger: 6 destroyed
Japanese Ships
CV Zuikaku